A few funny pick up lines :)

[DarkBlade]

i made 1 or 2 of these up 1 i saw on the t.v ill be updating these regurlarly
hey girl i got a phd
really in what
pretty huge d**k

you want to come to my laboratory so i can show you my big bang!

hey its new years eve you want to come over and see my balls drop

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please??!!

Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.

others i got from the internet :) enjoy

[Velocity]

hey girl i got a phd
really in what
pretty huge d**k

hey its new years eve you want to come over and see my balls drop

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
*facepalm* If a pick-up line is asking a girl to come over on New Year's Eve to see someone's balls drop... doesn't that just mean the kid isn't even to puberty yet? :shake:

The first one I quoted is :v:. The third I quoted is :v::v:. The second is just fail. The rest are inconsequential.

Also, please don't update this thread. For our benefit.

[Pochitos]

:v:

No, just no.

[Freakout]

wtf?

srsly

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please??!!

I'm sure the begging and the pronounced punctuation would be such a damn turn-on for women.

[Kat]

Also, please don't update this thread. For our benefit.This, QFT, etc.

[DarkBlade]

there not suppose to be good there suppose to be funny sort of they were kind of funny to me???? lol

[Panzer]

so its fun to torture innocent people who come here expecting something funnY?

[DarkBlade]

nooo i said it was funny as in the pick up lines JEEZ!

[Pochitos]

Well I sure didnt find anything funny about them.

[Migraine.]

You know the kind of funny when it is so bad, it's funny?

It's not even THAT kind of funny.

:v::v::v:

[Vermillion]

I didn't like them. Overall a :v:

[Crazy Jamie]

Pick up lines are funny because they are clever, even if the chances of success with them in the real world are very low.

Your pick up lines are neither funny nor clever, and indeed some are self incriminating. You would appear to have missed the point of pick up lines in general.

[DarkBlade]

ahh w.e i was just saying like try to imagine someone actually saying that

[Velocity]

Someone with at least marginal intelligence wouldn't dare say that as a pick-up line.

[coolgamer2000]

These would get you slapped in the face. :/

[Crazy Hobo]

Meh some of them where funny but I would never use any but the mirror but you got it wrong it's

Hey baby is there a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

The only reason I would use that is to be funny none of those where practical.