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Keychain
January 17th, 2008, 11:58 PM
René Descartes walks into a bar. The barman asks him, "You wanna beer?"
Descartes answers, "I don't think," then disappears!
Shoryuken
January 18th, 2008, 12:28 AM
W-What? :confused:
Until an explanation is given, I do not rate... nor like this joke.
Nicholas
January 18th, 2008, 12:48 AM
This...had no sense...and it definately did not have a punch line.
Until you explain yourself...
FAIL TO THE END OF TIME.
Migraine.
January 18th, 2008, 04:12 AM
Migraine does not understand. OVERLOAD! O-VER-LOAD!
*BOOM*
AlecTrevylan006
January 18th, 2008, 05:31 AM
He's supposed to say "I think not" and disappear.
It all stems from Descartes' philosophy of "I think therefore I am", and thus since he thinks not, he IS not by his own philosophy.
Migraine.
January 18th, 2008, 07:04 AM
It still isn't funny.
Mrmakee
January 18th, 2008, 07:08 AM
Even after that explanation its stupid.
Chooch-182
January 18th, 2008, 09:03 AM
i didn't get the joke at all... 0/10
Freakout
January 18th, 2008, 11:39 AM
Even after that explanation its stupid.
Jokes tend to fail harder after explanations, so this should come as no surprise.
:cartman:
Vermillion
January 18th, 2008, 03:58 PM
Fail/10
bman3k
January 18th, 2008, 06:53 PM
It got a chuckle out of me... :)
Pochitos
January 18th, 2008, 10:34 PM
Well I sure didnt even blink.
The only thing that was running through my mind was,
"WTF,WTF,WTF"
Kat
January 19th, 2008, 06:14 AM
What's funny is all the people that don't get that joke at all.
Pochitos
January 19th, 2008, 12:57 PM
I do get it, but it is still not funny.
Velocity
January 19th, 2008, 02:42 PM
Horribly worded but I get it... not that great, but eh.
DarkBlade
January 20th, 2008, 01:45 PM
whos rene descartes
well i didnt get it but after i see the responses you guys gave i cracked up
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