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Keychain
January 17th, 2008, 11:58 PM
René Descartes walks into a bar. The barman asks him, "You wanna beer?"

Descartes answers, "I don't think," then disappears!

Shoryuken
January 18th, 2008, 12:28 AM
W-What? :confused:

Until an explanation is given, I do not rate... nor like this joke.

Nicholas
January 18th, 2008, 12:48 AM
This...had no sense...and it definately did not have a punch line.

Until you explain yourself...


FAIL TO THE END OF TIME.

Migraine.
January 18th, 2008, 04:12 AM
Migraine does not understand. OVERLOAD! O-VER-LOAD!

*BOOM*

AlecTrevylan006
January 18th, 2008, 05:31 AM
He's supposed to say "I think not" and disappear.

It all stems from Descartes' philosophy of "I think therefore I am", and thus since he thinks not, he IS not by his own philosophy.

Migraine.
January 18th, 2008, 07:04 AM
It still isn't funny.

Mrmakee
January 18th, 2008, 07:08 AM
Even after that explanation its stupid.

Chooch-182
January 18th, 2008, 09:03 AM
i didn't get the joke at all... 0/10

Freakout
January 18th, 2008, 11:39 AM
Even after that explanation its stupid.

Jokes tend to fail harder after explanations, so this should come as no surprise.

:cartman:

Vermillion
January 18th, 2008, 03:58 PM
Fail/10

bman3k
January 18th, 2008, 06:53 PM
It got a chuckle out of me... :)

Pochitos
January 18th, 2008, 10:34 PM
Well I sure didnt even blink.
The only thing that was running through my mind was,
"WTF,WTF,WTF"

Kat
January 19th, 2008, 06:14 AM
What's funny is all the people that don't get that joke at all.

Pochitos
January 19th, 2008, 12:57 PM
I do get it, but it is still not funny.

Velocity
January 19th, 2008, 02:42 PM
Horribly worded but I get it... not that great, but eh.

DarkBlade
January 20th, 2008, 01:45 PM
whos rene descartes
well i didnt get it but after i see the responses you guys gave i cracked up