Typhon
January 12th, 2008, 08:40 PM
I just heard this tonight at the bar, I don't know how old it is, but I laughed...
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he just had a fight with his wife.
“Too bad,” says the bartender. “How’d it end?”
“Well,” replies the guy, “when it was over, the old lady came to me on her hands and knees.”
“What’d she say?” asks the bartender.
“She said, ‘Come out from under that bed, you little chicken sh*t.’”
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he just had a fight with his wife.
“Too bad,” says the bartender. “How’d it end?”
“Well,” replies the guy, “when it was over, the old lady came to me on her hands and knees.”
“What’d she say?” asks the bartender.
“She said, ‘Come out from under that bed, you little chicken sh*t.’”