a few One liners

[CDink]

A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause he was caught with seaweed.

How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give your wife a shovel

Did you hear about the new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.

The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.

most of these were corny, but i liked them.

[Tubby_23]

Slight Chuckle overall 2/10

[Crazy Jamie]

A couple are terrible, a couple are decent enough, and the remaining ones are really only funny when said out loud or in the right situation. So a mixed bag, then.

[Kat]

I laughed at them. Then again I have a thing for bad one liners.

[bman3k]

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

Most were competent enough to be called jokes, but I don't get that one :(

[Vermillion]

Some were good other not so good. Mixed reaction.

Originally Posted by CDink
What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

I don't get that one either.

[Shoryuken]

Feather= playing naughty aka erotic.
Chicken= Just plain freaky aka kinky.

I liked the dishwasher and TV one.

[Chooch-182]

10/10 i loved all of them

[iTommy]

1/10
I liked the feather one.

[Conscience]

So bad they're good.
5/10

[Freakout]

I read this from my UserCP as "a few Fatal One Lines". Topic delivers.

The peanuts one had a little merit.

:cartman:

[killa dank]

the snow blower one was pretty funny but the rest were lame

[Migraine.]

I hate when i laugh. My doctor told me not to.

7/10

[Major Isoor]

They were all 2-3/10ers, except the french tank one, that deserved a 6. :D

[Chooch-182]

i dont get this one: How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give your wife a shovel.

[Fool's Requiem]

How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give your wife a shovel

Did you hear about the new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.
Those two were pretty funny. The rest weren't worth mentioning.

[LIFE]

The two jokes about the wife was funny. The french one made me chuckle. The rest I could do without.

[Crazy Hobo]

Meh the tv and the French one where ok I would have laughed harder at the French one if I hadn't heard it before. As fir the snow blower it took me a little while to get it because I wasn't paying attention but then i scrolled up again and laughed moderatly. As for the others no.

[Cytosine]

I don't understand the one with the fish...

[SuperSimon]

he took the letter i out of Fish

[Cytosine]

I meant the other fish one (why was it kicked out of school?).

[Sini]

Weed is a drug, and that's why fish was kicked out of school. IF I got that one right.

[Cait Sith]

1/10. some ok, some........:bs: