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joey_zmk
December 7th, 2007, 05:39 PM
Three Gamewinners went to the Guinness World Bood of Records to try and set a record. Major Isoor went to set a bench-pressing record of 2000lbs. Typhon went because he figured he had the ugliest face in the world. FoxWolf_ went to set the smallest penis record. The three record holders went inside the building to set the record and then they all came out. Major Isoor came out and screamed in delight that he was the strongest bench-presser in the world. Typhon came out and was so happy that he had the ugliest face in the world. FoxWolf_ came out looking disappointed. Major Isoor and Typhon asked him what happened and FoxWolf_ said, “Who the hell is Nicholas?”
Typhon
December 7th, 2007, 05:44 PM
That's just one more award you don't have...
Crazy Jamie
December 7th, 2007, 05:54 PM
That's not only an incredibly bad remake of a good joke, it's also a troll.
Velocity
December 7th, 2007, 06:28 PM
:shake: Man oh man, do I wish for the days of the GOOD J&R forum.
Mharll
December 7th, 2007, 07:38 PM
Stop it. Stop posting jokes in this forum.
Major Isoor
December 7th, 2007, 08:36 PM
I must say, the only real good bit was when I got the award for bench pressing. :D But yeah, CJ's right (as always, unfortunately :( :P) about the troll thing.
:shake: Man oh man, do I wish for the days of the GOOD J&R forum.
What about that Balancing Act thread? :D
Panzer
December 7th, 2007, 09:19 PM
Three Gamewinners went to the Guinness World Bood of Records to try and set a record. Major Isoor went to set a bench-pressing record of 2000lbs. Typhon went because he figured he had the ugliest face in the world. FoxWolf_ went to set the smallest penis record. The three record holders went inside the building to set the record and then they all came out. Major Isoor came out and screamed in delight that he was the strongest bench-presser in the world. Typhon came out and was so happy that he had the ugliest face in the world. FoxWolf_ came out looking disappointed. Major Isoor and Typhon asked him what happened and FoxWolf_ said, “Who the hell is Nicholas?”
it's funny how you troll in a way that your bad at. It's like being hammered for making crappy swords and then attacking your criticizers with........a sword.
0/10 once again
p.s.
if your going to make fun of the thing that Asian women call "GODZILLA!!!!"
you should stop before you get slapped by it.
Nicholas
December 7th, 2007, 09:43 PM
Not only was this joke crap, and in the makes-no-f*cking-sense category, it's a troll...which was an ultimately horrible attempt.
Once again: FAIL
And the last part made the number one in the no-f*cking-sense category.
Freakout
December 7th, 2007, 10:42 PM
Crazy Jamie is right; this joke was a direct shot at other members of Gamewinners to try and cause a fuss (even if that miraculously was not your intent). While I can't warn you for posting bads jokes, I can warn you for trolling, so I'mma do that.
Vermillion
December 8th, 2007, 08:50 AM
That has to be the biggest Fail I've ever seen.
Tubby_23
December 8th, 2007, 10:36 PM
Thta was the dumbest joke I have ever heard, make it more obvious that your trolling someone next time.
bman3k
December 9th, 2007, 05:34 PM
That was a terrible attempt at trolling
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