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Chooch-182
November 20th, 2007, 10:50 AM
one day Jeeves was sitting on his couch. a little boy came up to him and said "Jeeves can i ask you a question?" Jeeves looked strange, wondering why the boy came up to him. He said no to the boy. Next, a woman comes up to Jeeves and asks if she can ask him a question too. Jeeves, looking a little annoyed tells the woman no. Next a man comes up to Jeeves and asks him if he can ask him a question. Jeeves is furious now and says, "WHY IS EVERYONE ASKING ME QUESTIONS?" The man replies: "Because this is AskJeeves.com"
Vermillion
November 20th, 2007, 04:02 PM
That was terrible.
KingJazzaD12
November 20th, 2007, 04:42 PM
i havta agree ive found dog poo on da street funnier
Panzer
November 20th, 2007, 04:50 PM
i wish i could go 5 seconds back before i read this joke and jab out my eyes with a letter opener just so that I wouldn't have to read that
bman3k
November 20th, 2007, 10:43 PM
Wow, that's even worse than a :nopika:
Mrmakee
November 21st, 2007, 06:27 AM
That was actually sooooo lame, made me laugh. It's still horrible.
Chooch-182
November 21st, 2007, 07:58 AM
haha. i thought that the joke was so stupid that it was funny.
Zohaib
November 21st, 2007, 09:10 AM
I don't get it.

Well I'm HOPING I didn't get it.
Chooch-182
November 21st, 2007, 02:37 PM
I don't get it.

Well I'm HOPING I didn't get it.

there's a website that is called ask.com. well it used to be called askjeeves.com. the people are asking jeeves questions, because its askjeeves.com. get it now?
Mharll
November 22nd, 2007, 10:27 AM
Firstly, you made that up yourself. Secondly, you knew it was the worst joke ever conceived. Thirdly, you spread it to the world anyway.

You are not human.
The Fury
November 22nd, 2007, 12:33 PM
MY EYES ARE BLEEDING FROM READING THAT PIECE OF ****.
Chooch-182
November 22nd, 2007, 09:10 PM
Firstly, you made that up yourself. Secondly, you knew it was the worst joke ever conceived. Thirdly, you spread it to the world anyway.

You are not human.
i didn't make it up.
The Fury
November 22nd, 2007, 09:40 PM
i didn't make it up.


You obviously did and you should go kill yourself for making up such a god awful joke
Sephiroth Strife
November 23rd, 2007, 06:43 AM
/blink
/yawn
:bashhead: :bashhead: :v: :v:

That wasn't very good. Better luck next time.
THE RODGE
November 23rd, 2007, 10:43 AM
That...was...BAAAAAAAAAAAD. I'm pretty sure Jeeves knows why people ask him questions...because it's a friggen website.PLUS!!!!! He doesn't exist...most likely.So I rate it:

0/10
Chooch-182
November 23rd, 2007, 11:26 AM
That...was...BAAAAAAAAAAAD. I'm pretty sure Jeeves knows why people ask him questions...because it's a friggen website.PLUS!!!!! He doesn't exist...most likely.So I rate it:

0/10

Jeeves does exist. In our hearts. And in our minds.
joey_zmk
December 6th, 2007, 12:17 AM
its funny how people complain and then write about their complaining and then complain to other people about complaining. if this joke is so stupid, then why did people stop to write about it instead of just moving on with their lives? but it still gets 0/10
Panzer
December 6th, 2007, 07:59 AM
without guidance people don't grow, so one day by us saying "that suck my ba***" he might post a joke that's worth our time or at least able to cheer me up on a sad day. 2/10
Chooch-182
December 9th, 2007, 08:35 PM
its funny how people complain and then write about their complaining and then complain to other people about complaining. if this joke is so stupid, then why did people stop to write about it instead of just moving on with their lives? but it still gets 0/10
you just contradicted yourself...
CDink
January 3rd, 2008, 08:19 PM
wow, i simply laughed, at how rediculousley bad it is..the replies are way funnier than the joke
deanlad
January 5th, 2008, 01:06 PM
:sleepy: :sleepy: 0/10
Pochitos
January 6th, 2008, 01:27 AM
one day Jeeves was sitting on his couch. a little boy came up to him and said "Jeeves can i ask you a question?" Jeeves looked strange, wondering why the boy came up to him. He said no to the boy. Next, a woman comes up to Jeeves and asks if she can ask him a question too. Jeeves, looking a little annoyed tells the woman no. Next a man comes up to Jeeves and asks him if he can ask him a question. Jeeves is furious now and says, "WHY IS EVERYONE ASKING ME QUESTIONS?" The man replies: "Because this is AskJeeves.com"

Whoa.......Horrible
iTommy
January 6th, 2008, 06:20 PM
:V: FAIL

:v:

whoa.
i r confused.
did i wake up on bad joke island?
Chooch-182
January 6th, 2008, 07:38 PM
:V: FAIL

:v:

whoa.
i r confused.
did i wake up on bad joke island?

bad joke island? was that supposed to be funny?
killa dank
January 6th, 2008, 08:53 PM
well since Jeeves was my old account on this site a reeeaaaallly long time ago ima have to give that joke a perfect 10/10
Nicholas
January 6th, 2008, 11:23 PM
Y'know, this thread was dead like...a month ago until Dink and dean posted...