Arch Ang3l
November 18th, 2007, 07:09 PM
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.
As it turned out, however, the wife wasn’t having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there.
As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dinning room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She looked at him and smiled. “Jeeves,” she said. “Take off my dress.”
He did this carefully.
“Jeeves,” she continued. “Take off my stockings and garter.”
He silently obeyed her.
“Jeeves,” she then said. “Remove my bra and panties."
As he did this, the tension continued to mount.
She then said, “Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you’re fired!” (And what was YOUR dirty mind thinking!)
Since I cant edit, and I found another, and I dont wanna post another thread, I shall post it here.
I do hope this is ok with you mods.
An extremely unattractive and mean looking woman walks into Walmart with her 2 kids. She is greeted with a welcome from a male staff member who cheerfully says, "Hello ma'am, I hope you re having a great morning, welcome to Walmart!"
The somewhat manly and butchy woman replies "I'm not in the mood for any of your cheery bull****. Just tell me where the damn lawn fertilizer is."
The staff member taken by surprise by the woman's sour demeanour replies, " Down this aisle to your left, past the lawn mowers." He then adds, "Are your children twins?"
"No you mindless idiot, the boy is 9 and the girl is 7" replies the woman. "Do they look like they're twins?" she growls.
"No, they don't ... I just can't believe you've been f*cked twice" he said.
As it turned out, however, the wife wasn’t having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there.
As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dinning room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She looked at him and smiled. “Jeeves,” she said. “Take off my dress.”
He did this carefully.
“Jeeves,” she continued. “Take off my stockings and garter.”
He silently obeyed her.
“Jeeves,” she then said. “Remove my bra and panties."
As he did this, the tension continued to mount.
She then said, “Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you’re fired!” (And what was YOUR dirty mind thinking!)
Since I cant edit, and I found another, and I dont wanna post another thread, I shall post it here.
I do hope this is ok with you mods.
An extremely unattractive and mean looking woman walks into Walmart with her 2 kids. She is greeted with a welcome from a male staff member who cheerfully says, "Hello ma'am, I hope you re having a great morning, welcome to Walmart!"
The somewhat manly and butchy woman replies "I'm not in the mood for any of your cheery bull****. Just tell me where the damn lawn fertilizer is."
The staff member taken by surprise by the woman's sour demeanour replies, " Down this aisle to your left, past the lawn mowers." He then adds, "Are your children twins?"
"No you mindless idiot, the boy is 9 and the girl is 7" replies the woman. "Do they look like they're twins?" she growls.
"No, they don't ... I just can't believe you've been f*cked twice" he said.