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bobaloochi
November 15th, 2007, 05:39 PM
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday", and possibly have a present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone, "Happy Birthday". I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but maybe the kids will remember. My kids came down for breakfast and didn't say a word.

So, when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good morning,
Boss, Happy Birthday". It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me". I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go".

We went to lunch. but we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day....we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment".

After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back." "OK", I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes, she came
out carrying a huge birthday cake......followed by my wife, kids and
dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there........

on the couch.......

naked.

CM Punk
November 15th, 2007, 05:47 PM
Haha, that is definitely one that I have never heard before. 9/10 from me :D

Velocity
November 15th, 2007, 05:48 PM
Heard something similar before... I had an idea as soon as I got past the "kids" part.

Vermillion
November 15th, 2007, 06:13 PM
I've heard something similar too but it's still a good one.

Freakout
November 15th, 2007, 09:07 PM
I knew exactly which joke it was from the title...

:cartman:

bman3k
November 16th, 2007, 11:15 PM
I never heard it before and I really enjoyed it, good one 9/10

neorics
November 17th, 2007, 03:50 AM
that is freaking awesome!!!

hahahaha

DarthKrauser
November 17th, 2007, 02:21 PM
Best one all week,9.8/10.

Major Isoor
November 18th, 2007, 01:58 AM
lol!

Ha ha ha ha ha! :rotfl: That was good! I'm gonna tell a couple of my friends that! If I could, I'd give you a tip, but here's a rep instead!:D

Tubby_23
November 19th, 2007, 04:17 AM
That's pretty good could have some use at school.
8/10

Mharll
November 19th, 2007, 10:32 AM
Very good :D 9/10

Mike!
November 19th, 2007, 11:28 PM
Nice! :chuckle:

KingJazzaD12
November 20th, 2007, 05:02 AM
7 outta ten lol im harsh although very good joke