Two Jokes

[Oronuke]

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, OK, take off all your crose."The woman did as she was told.
Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the
woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery,
reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.
"Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." The woman asked anxiously, Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied ..."Ed Zachary Disease is when your face
look Ed Zachary like your ass ..

[JOKE 2]

A man from China was doing business in a town in America and every day he'd go to the same bank and transfer his money from China into American Dollars. Each day he gave the same amount and recieved $300 back. This continued on for awhile until one day this man came in and after giving the same amount of money he recieved $200 back. The man said
"Hey, wha goin on?"
The banker looked up and replied
"Fluctuation"
The chinese man, now looking offended looks at the man angrily and says
"Fluc you whitey's too!"

[FalconZero]

First post. I win. ^_^

I get both jokes, but cannot compute comedic value... :(

[Velocity]

They're okay... not really that funny, but I did get a "heh" out of both of them.

[bman3k]

I liked both of them, "Ed Zachary"... lol

[Vermillion]

I didn't like them.

[Mharll]

More clever than funny.

[Oronuke]

Well, I suppose it's better to get responses of originality with not so much humor than something that is funny but has been posted here forty times.

[Austin.]

Took me a minute to get the first one, they have a little comedic value, not much, but they are good.
8/10

[Arch Ang3l]

Seen the second one so many times.
Cept it was fluc you americans, ect.
=/

First one was good though, I liked it.

[DarthKrauser]

First one was very old.Second one;meh.

[Migraine.]

:cartman:

[Dean]

First one is old, but hella funny if actually... spoken... by someone who can do an Asian accent.

It doesn't really translate well in type.

[KingJazzaD12]

meh i like, mostly cos im a bit (alot) of a racist lol

[Cody.]

I thought the first joke was better, nonetheless both were funny. 7/10.