Velocity
October 17th, 2007, 01:20 PM
...DAMN are they funny.
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
A few of my favorites:
Black guy #1: Yes, well, we look alike because we're fraternal twins.
Black guy #2: Yeah, you didn't know we were brothers?
White guy: Everyone said you guys were brothers, but I figured they meant 'brothas' and not actual brothers.
Black guy #1: Oh... Okay. Hey, look, we're at Shea.
Tourist: Excuse me, can I ask you a question? Where's the apple?
Cop: What?
Tourist: You know, the big one? [Cop stares at her, then shrugs and points arbitrarily down Broadway.] Thanks!
Three-year-old tripping as train leaves platform: Jesus Christ!
Mother: Derek! ... Did you learn that from church, or from when Mommy gets mad at Daddy?
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
A few of my favorites:
Black guy #1: Yes, well, we look alike because we're fraternal twins.
Black guy #2: Yeah, you didn't know we were brothers?
White guy: Everyone said you guys were brothers, but I figured they meant 'brothas' and not actual brothers.
Black guy #1: Oh... Okay. Hey, look, we're at Shea.
Tourist: Excuse me, can I ask you a question? Where's the apple?
Cop: What?
Tourist: You know, the big one? [Cop stares at her, then shrugs and points arbitrarily down Broadway.] Thanks!
Three-year-old tripping as train leaves platform: Jesus Christ!
Mother: Derek! ... Did you learn that from church, or from when Mommy gets mad at Daddy?