Politicians in Oz and at the Ballgame

[Bulbasaurus Rex]

George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and Bill Clinton wind up in the Land of Oz.

Pres. Bush says, "As long as I'm here, I'm going to the wizard for a new brain."

Vice Pres. Cheney says, "As long as I'm here, I'm going to the wizard for a new heart."

Bill Clinton says, "As long as I'm here, where's that Dorothy chick?"

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Back when Bill Clinton was president, he and Hillary went to an opening day baseball game. While they're relaxing in their special VIP boxes, the baseball commishinor, Bud Selig, comes up to Bill and whispers in his ear. Bill then picks up Hillary and throws her onto the field. Bud Selig shouts, "No, no, no, Mr. President. I said to throw out the first pitch."

[Velocity]

Old and older. :shrug: I'll let you figure out which is which.

[Arch Ang3l]

I never heard them.
First: 5/10
Second: 7/10

[Freakout]

Almost a copy and paste job of a much, much older thread in the J&R forums >_>

:cartman:

[Migraine.]

:cartman:

That made me hgual.

[Austin.]

I guess the second one was OK
first one was bad.
1-3/10
2-7/10

[Vermillion]

Both sucked.

[tech-tac]

Wow. These jokes are terrible, but better than most of the stuff here. 2/10 all around.

[Mharll]

Not bad - 6/10.