Dead Baby Joke, If you don't like dead baby jokes, don't bother posting

[Jim Halpert]

TOTALLY INNAPROPRIATE

What's the difference between an apple and a baby?

You don't rape an apple before you eat it.

[Migraine.]

*ahem*

MY F*****G GOD YOU SICK TWISTED BASTARD! WHERE DO YOU GET OFF?

*ahem*

Nice attempt, but usually i use pizza.

[Mrmakee]

That's just disgusting, if anyone finds that funny, you must be messed up the head or something.

0/10

Very original though. My weird friend might like it.

[Panzer]

OMFG THAT WAS SOOO FRIGGGIN HILIAROUSSSSSSSS 10/10!!

[Killface!]

I know alot of them...

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art!

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
4 1/2

What's blue and floats in a pool?
A dead baby with water wings.

What's blue and at the bottom of a pool?
I popped the water wings.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?
Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.

Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
It was hit by a truck.

I know more but can't remeber them.

[Velocity]

*sigh* :shake:

Since when has a dead baby been anything remotely close to funny?

[Mharll]

It was about the same time people stopped beating their kids.

[Meathos]

What's the difference between a Ferarri and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferarri in my garage

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One, if you throw it hard enough

[Mharll]

OK, so maybe I like those two.

[Migraine.]

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One, if you throw it hard enough

Yes! Yes! Yes! 10! 10! 10!

[Vermillion]

Some of those were just bad and to old to be allowed.

TOTALLY INNAPROPRIATE

What's the difference between an apple and a baby?

You don't rape an apple before you eat it.

That's 100% sickening.


How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One, if you throw it hard enough
Now that was a new one.

[Northern Lights]

Meathos wins the thread.

[Chooch-182]

-3/10 and your lucky to get that

[Freakout]

Meathos wins the thread.

Too bad the thread itself is FAIL.

[Migraine.]

Meathos wins the Kenny! :kenny:

[Requiem]

I particularly like dead baby jokes, but I know a few. All are old though and shall not be shared. Though I will say that the trash can one is better (in a more grusome way) when trash can is substituted for "nailed to a tree". :P

[Migraine.]

What happens when a pikachu makes a dead baby joke?

:nopika:

[Storm Wolf]

Yeh everyone else made some really good ones. Here's the ones I know, they are probably old but meh....

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
One of them can be mashed to f*ck with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

[Requiem]

I particularly like dead baby jokes, but I know a few. All are old though and shall not be shared. Though I will say that the trash can one is better (in a more grusome way) when trash can is substituted for "nailed to a tree". :P


Thant came out wrong. I meant to say that I DON'T particularily like. My bad :P

[gamewizard546]

Yeh everyone else made some really good ones. Here's the ones I know, they are probably old but meh....

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
One of them can be mashed to f*ck with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Yes I frig gen pissed myself :blush: after reading the watermelon one. 1000 out of 5

[Draxis]

Dear Gosh...:ew:

[Freakout]

Don't bump dead threads please. Closed.