GWFL Week 6

[James89]

The ‘Roid Droids vs. The Velociraptors
Puff the Magic Dragon vs. The Laughing Mules
Doom’s Revenge vs. Handfullastacks
Wildboyz 2.0 vs. Battle Ready Armada
The Dark Surviving Eyes on Prozac! Vs. Chris Benoit’s Needle
The Kamelotians vs. The Window Shoppers

I'm on a winning streak baby!! BD is going DOWN! lol

[smashbro14]

James forgot to post the byes, so here:

Bills, Broncos, Lions, Colts, Steelers, 49ers


Also, Doom, could you list the team name of the players you start, not the city? It messes things up because we use ctrl+f. So list it like 'Donovan McNabb - Eagles' instead of 'Donovan McNabb - Philadelphia.' Thanks.

Me and Dre have a big game this week!

[The Eye in the Sky!]

QB
Tom "Super Bowl XLII MVP" Brady - Patriots

RB
Willis "Buffalo lover" McGahee - Ravens
Clinton "Is a town I applied for a job in" Portis - Redskins

WR
T.J. "Maxx" Houshmandzadeh - Bengals
Derek "Pepper spray is just like" Mason - Ravens

TE
Kellen "Who is that actor that replaced Harriet" Winslow - Browns

DL
Jarvis "Get more sacks, get more" Green - Patriots
Leonard "3 tackles last week was your best showing" Little - Rams

LB
Brian "Favre thought you played for the Packers" Urlacher - Bears
Adalius "My real first name is" Thomas - Patriots

DB
Darren "No one else is" Sharper - Vikings
Rodney "Welcome back, Cheater" Harrison - Patriots

K
Stephen "Gooskowski would be easier to make nicknames for" Gostkowski - Patriots

Utilities
O: DeShaun "Jones got destroyed by the Pats" Foster - Panthers
D: Roosevelt "LOL Romo 5 picks" Colvin - Patriots

[Gabby Jay]

QB
Damon "Going to shred Cincy" Huard - Chiefs
RB
Maurice "Gimme more than 8 carries" Jones-Drew – Jaguars
Dominic "Runnin Rampant" Rhodes - Raiders
WR
Donald "Favre rules" Driver – Packers
Plaxico "The sure-est" Burress – Giants
TE
Jason "I'm smitten with" Witten – Cowboys
DL
"Super" Mario Williams – Texans
Mike "Trucker" Rucker - Panthers
LB
Kirk "Not affiliated with that crying boy Adam" Morrison – Raiders
Julian "Didja see my game last week?" Peterson – Seahawks
DB
Gibril "..." Wilson – Giants
Ed "Greed" Reed – Ravens
K
Nate "Lot's of field goals, because the Raiders are keeping the Chargers out of the endzone" Kaeding - Chargers
Offensive Utility
Cedric "Oh crap I'm playing Minnesota" Benson - Bears
Defensive Utility
Michael "I get lots of tackles!" Boley - Falcons

[Big]

QB
Jeff Garcia - Buccaneers

RB
Brandon Jacobs - Giants
Rudi Johnson - Bengals

WR
Antwaan Randle El - Redskins
Joey Galloway - Buccaneers

TE
Desmond Clark - Bears

DL
Andre Carter - Redskins
Kenyon Coleman - Jets

LB
DeMeco Ryans - Texans
Ray Lewis - Ravens

DB
Ken Hamlin - Cowboys
Nick Collins - Packers

K
John Kasay - Panthers

Utilities
O: LenDale White - Titans
D: D'Qwell Jackson - Browns

[smashbro14]

Alright, so apparently Freakish subbed Keith in for Addai. The problem is he double posted a few hours later, making it look like the post was made at 4:16, so we just ignored it. With Keith, Freakish and Gala tied. Me and James figured out a way to do a tie breaker, but I'm not sure what it was... I think it was the team with the highest individual scorer wins, but I'm going to check first with James. Sorry.

Holy sh!t, like 3/4 of my team is hurt this week. There is no chance that I score 100 points. I don't have my top 2 RBs, top 2 WRs, maybe my 3rd WR, top TE, maybe my 2nd DL, top LB, 4th LB, and 1st DB.

QB:
Carson Palmer - Bengals

RB:
Justin Fargas - Raiders
Brian Leonard - Rams

WR:
Jerry Porter - Raiders
Dwayne Bowe - Chiefs

TE:
Marcedes Lewis - Jaguars

DL:
Jason Taylor - Dolphins
Justin Smith - Bengals

LB:
Rocky McIntosh - Redskins
Shawne Merriman - Chargers

DB:
Kerry Rhodes - Jets
Charles Woodson - Packers

K:
Matt Stover - Ravens

UTIL:
O - Bernard Berrian - Bears
D - Shaun Ellis - Jets

[Dr. Doom]

QB:
Donavan McNabb - Eagles

RB:
Larry Johnson - Chiefs
Reggie Bush - Saints

WR:
Vincent Jackson - Chargers
Laveranues Coles - Jets

TE:
Antonio Gates - Chargers

DL:
Aaron Kampman - Packers
Kyle Vanden Bosch - Titans

LB:
Nick Barnett - Packers
E.J. Henderson - Vikings

DB:
DeAngelo Hall - Falcons
Asante Samuel - Patriots

K:
Shayne Graham - Bengals

U:
(O) Warrick Dunn - Atlanta
(D) Derrick Brooks - Tampa Bay

[Velocity]

QB
Kurt "Throw it to Anquan!" Warner - Cardinals

RB
Julius "Better than Marion but nobody knows it" Jones - Cowboys
Sammy "Maroney better recover quickly" Morris - Patriots

WR
Patrick "I'm not double-covered like T.O." Crayton - Cowboys
Bobby "No Branch, no Hackett? SCORE!!" Engram - Seahawks

TE
Randy "Don't throw it to Torry" McMichael - Rams

DL
Jared "The Beast" Allen - Chiefs
Trent "Not to be confused with Coleman" Cole - Eagles

LB
Barrett "Still made of win" Ruud - Buccaneers
Zach "Back from concussion" Thomas - Dolphins

DB
Sean "Will pick off Brett Favre" Taylor - Redskins
Sean "Will pick off Cleo Lemon" Jones - Browns

K
Neil "Wife has a nice" Rackers - Cardinals

Utility
Offense: Kevin "Play like you did with the blinding uniforms" Curtis - WR - Eagles
Defense: Jermaine "Will pick off Vince Young" Phillips - DB - Buccaneers

['Dre]

QB:
David Garrard, Jaguars

RB:
Adrian Peterson, Vikings
Jerious Norwood, Falcons

WR:
Randy Moss, Patriots
Braylon Edwards, Browns

TE:
Jeremy Shockey, Giants

DL:
Amobi Okoye, Texans
Chares Grant, Saints

LB:
Mike Peterson, Jaguars
Lance Briggs, Bears

DB:
Ronde Barber, Buccanneers

K:
David Akers, Eagles

Offensive Utility:
Alex Smith, TE, Buccaneers

Defensive Utility:
Jon Beason, LB, Carolina

[Scruffy]

QB
Derek Anderson

RB
Shaun Alexander – Seahawks
Ronnie Brown – Dolphins
Fred Taylor - Jaguars

WR
Steve Smith – Panthers
Larry Fitzerald – Cardinals

TE
Alge Crumpler - Falcons

DL
Terrell Suggs – Ravens
Osi Umenyiora – Giants

LB
Keith Bulluck – Titans
Antonio Pierce – Giants
Chad Greenway – Vikings

DB
Chris Hope – Titans
Atari Bigby - Packers

K
Robbie Gould – Bears

[Freakish]

QB
2) Matt Schaub, QB, HOU

RB
4) Derrick Ward - Giants (not Jaguars James)
6) Jason Wright - Browns
WR
2) Andre Johnson – Texans
4) Jerricho Cotchery – Jets

TE
1) Tony Gonzalez – Chiefs

DL
2) Luis Castillo – Chargers

LB
1) Will Witherspoon – Rams
2) London Fletcher – Redskins
4) Derrick Johnson, LB, KC

DB
1) Adrian Wilson – Cardinals
2) Roy Williams – Cowboys

K
1) Kris Brown - Texans

Alright, I'll update this in a bit. I need to get another D-lineman and a offensive util

Ok,
Pickett, GB as my 2nd DL
Boller in for Schaub at QB (pending the answer t my question in the rosters thread)
Bennett and White in at WR, Johnson is out

[XZ]

QB:
Matt Hasselbeck, Seahawks

RB
Brian Westbrook, Eagles
Ahman Green, Texans

WR
Terrell Owens - Cowboys
Eric Moulds - Titans

TE
Ben Watson - Patriots

DL
Derrick Burgess - Raiders (plz play.)
Adwale Ogunleye - Bears

LB
Lofa Tatupu – Seahawks
Jonathan Vilma - Jets

DB
Chris Harris - Panthers
Chris McAllister – Ravens

K
Nick Folk, Cowboys

Offensive Util:
Earnest Graham, Bucs

Defensive Util,
Takeo Spikes, Eagles (why isn't he lsited on my team btw?)

[BigDaddy]

QB:
Brett "I got a movie for you, fatty! A Fridge Too" Farve - Packers

RB:
LaDainian "peeping" Tomlinson - Chargers
"Living on a razor's" Edgerrin James - Cardinals

WR:
Chad "I don't care how overhyped your touchdown celebrations are as long as you do the prerequisite to them" Johnson - Bengals
Marques "carry the Saints" Colston - Saints

TE:
Owen "Schuab's favorite target" Daniels - Texans

DL:
Tamba "Deck the" Hali - Chiefs
Mark "lol Vikings" Anderson - Bears

LB:
AJ "step up against the Skins" Hawk - Packers
Donnie "pick off Palmer and anger smash" Edwards - Chiefs

DB:
Antoine "dust in the" Winfield - Vikings
Bernard "flag" Pollard - Chiefs

K:
Mason "kick the Skins into oblivion and anger smash moreso" Crosby - Packers

Offensive Utility:
Greg "score a bunch on the Skins and anger smash the most" Jennings - Packers

Defensive Utility:
DeMarcus "peddles his" Ware - Cowboys

[smashbro14]

REDSKINS GAME HASN'T STARTED AND MOSS IS PLAYING WHOO!

Starting him over Bernard Berrian as utility.

Just in time.

[James89]

smash is going to have to decide whether or not these will count or not.

QB
Phillip Rivers – Chargers
RB
Marion Barber - Cowboys
Ron Dayne - Texans
WR
Torry Holt – Rams
Ronald Curry – Raiders
TE
L.J. Smith – Eagles
DL
Julius Peppers – Panthers
Robert Geathers - Bengals
LB
Keith Brooking – Falcons
Karlos Dansby – Cardinals
DB
Rashean Mathis – Jaguars
Madieu Williams – Bengals
K
None
Utility
Offensive: Regge Brown - Eagles
Defensive: Bartt Scott - Ravens

[smashbro14]

Sorry, the Redskins game kicked off like 3 seconds after I posted, so you were late I guess. You're probably better off though... Thomas Jones is having a huge week.

[James89]

Ehh I was busy all day yesterday and when I got home I was tired so I just fell asleep. Oh well, I know I am short at least one or two players.

REDSKINS GAME HASN'T STARTED AND MOSS IS PLAYING WHOO!

Starting him over Bernard Berrian as utility.

Just in time.

lmao

Two drops and a lost fumble for Moss. A TD for Berrian. Good job smash!!!!

[smashbro14]

Not only that... but Lamont Jordan is starting after being listed as "doubtful" on friday. GIVE JUSTIN FARGAS THE BALL.

I blow this week.

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Did Brady hit 50 points this week? Man, I'm so glad I didn't take an RB in my first round. :D

[Velocity]

I'm happy I started Kevin Curtis as my utility... :link: It was pretty sweet.

[smashbro14]

Going into tonight:

BD: 173 (DONE)
Gabby: 116 (Burress, Gibril, Boley)
Smash: 157 (DONE) (My defense had twice as much as my offense...)
Gala: 169 (Crumpler, Umenyior, Pierce)
Doom: 145 (Hall, Dunn)
Frakish: 110 (Derrick Ward, Roddy White)

ATTN!

After reviewing last week's Gala/Freakish matchup, it turns out Freakish won. He subbed in Keith, but we couldn't tell because his double post made it look like he posted later. This caused a tie, and ties are broken by the highest scoring individual player, which in this place turned out to be Keith... who actually won Player of the Week too. So Freakish is 3-2 and Gala is 1-4.

Final scores:

The ‘Roid Droids (150) vs. The Velociraptors (167)
Puff the Magic Dragon (130) vs. The Laughing Mules (187)
Doom’s Revenge (176) vs. Handfullastacks (185)
Wildboyz 2.0 (159) vs. Battle Ready Armada (148)
The Dark Surviving Eyes on Prozac! (173) vs. Chris Benoit’s Needle (99)
The Kamelotians (157) vs. The Window Shoppers (199)

[XZ]

GTFO.
I won.
Holy Sh*t. Well...Big's team has been killed by injuries..

[James89]

LMAO
I had 99. Thats amazing. I'm setting record lows here people. I'm making history!!!