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Colonel Mustang
October 6th, 2007, 08:35 PM
A very successful lawyer parks his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he gets out, a truck passes too closely and completely rips off the door on the driver's side.

The lawyer immediately grabs his cell phone, dials 911, and within minutes a policeman pulls up. Before the officer has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically that his Lexus, which he had just bought the day before, is now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally calms down a bit, the officer shakes his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he says. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asks the lawyer.

The cop replies, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screams the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?!"
Mrmakee
October 6th, 2007, 09:00 PM
That one's pretty good, except for the fact that he would have fallen unconcious or died in the time the police officer took to arrive. I still liked it 7/10
Migraine.
October 8th, 2007, 12:00 PM
Fantastic. 8/10
cutiebabie2391
October 8th, 2007, 05:20 PM
nice 7/10
Day Man
October 8th, 2007, 05:30 PM
That one's pretty good, except for the fact that he would have fallen unconcious or died in the time the police officer took to arrive. I still liked it 7/10


WTF? There is a reason it's called a joke...
BunniesGoneBad
October 8th, 2007, 06:21 PM
LOL yeah...

8/10
Tiki
October 8th, 2007, 06:58 PM
That's great
7/10
Haphazard
October 9th, 2007, 12:30 AM
Not bad.

7/10
Mharll
October 13th, 2007, 10:37 AM
It's been floating around the Internet for years now, but I'll give the rating I gave the first time I saw it:

8/10
Cody.
October 14th, 2007, 01:00 AM
Heh, I thought that one was pretty good. 6/10
Jim Halpert
October 14th, 2007, 11:45 PM
Meh. 4/10

What do you have when you have a dozen lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?

Not enough sand.
Mharll
October 15th, 2007, 08:56 AM
Meh. 4/10

What do you have when you have a dozen lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?

Not enough sand.
hahaha nice
Velocity
October 15th, 2007, 10:15 AM
Both of them were decent.
Air Head
October 15th, 2007, 12:52 PM
fist one made me laugh second one was decent
Vermillion
October 15th, 2007, 02:41 PM
1. Brilliant
2. Good

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