GWFL Week 5

[smashbro14]

Uh oh, no Carson Palmer, Lamont Jordan, Justin Fargas, Jerry Porter, or Justin Smith :(.

The Laughing Mules vs. The ‘Roid Droids
Handfullastacks vs. Puff the Magic Dragon
The Velociraptors vs. Doom’s Revenge
Chris Benoit’s Needle vs. Wildboyz 2.0
The Window Shoppers vs. The Dark Surviving Eyes on Prozac!
Battle Ready Armada vs. The Kamelotians

Byes: Cincinnati, Minnesota, Oakland, Philadelphia

[Velocity]

QB
Jon "Stat machine... including interceptions" Kitna - Lions

RB
Laurence "Get a TD plz" Maroney - Patriots
Julius "Finally scored WHOO!" Jones - Cowboys

WR
Roy "Stat Machine v2.0" Williams - Lions
Deion "Finally getting catches" Branch - Seahawks

TE
Dallas "Best WR in Indy" Clark - Colts

DL
Jared "Made of win" Allen - Chiefs
Vonnie "On" Holliday - Dolphins

LB
Barrett "f*cking awesome" Ruud - Buccaneers
Kamerion "I have a cool name" Wimbley - Browns

DB
Sean "#1" Taylor - Redskins
Sean "#2" Jones - Browns

K
Neil "Playin' in a dome" Rackers - Cardinals

Utility
Offense: Patrick "Wade Phillips should use me more" Crayton - WR - Cowboys
Defense: Bryan "where have I gone?" Thomas - LB - Jets

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Time to lose now! Seriously, its annoying that I keep doing better than all of you when I apparently have a poorly built team.

QB
Tom "The Browns seem due... but not yet" Brady - Patriots

RB
Willis "Pretend you're at Miami before the knee injury" McGahee - Ravens
Clinton "I hope Gibbs learns to just let you run it on the goaline" Portis - Redskins

WR
Chris "I am lost in the black" Chambers - Dolphins
Wes "I really hope you do" Welker - Patriots

TE
Kellen "Carl" Winslow - Browns

DL
Jarvis "The Grass is always" Green(er) - Patriots
Leonard "You suck" Little - Rams

LB
Brian "Make Favre wish he retired" Urlacher - Bears
Adalius "Derek Anderson is a sitting duck" Thomas - Patriots

DB
Champ "I heard there is alcohol named" Bailey - Broncos
Ty "Bringing down the" Law - Chiefs

K
Stephen "Almost had a PAT blocked" Gostkowski - Patriots

Utilities
O: DeShaun "Saints are overrated" Foster - Panthers
D: Roosevelt "Joey Porter is doing nothing" Colvin - Patriots

[BigDaddy]

QB:
Tony "The Glory of" Romo - Cowboys

RB:
LaDainian "succeed despite losing" Tomlinson - Chargers
Edgerrin "run over the Rams" James - Cardinals

WR:
Marques "burning hot" Colston - Saints
Brandon "is not" Marshall - Broncos

TE:
Owen "start doing better than Jason Witten" Daniels - Texans

DL:
Tamba "Billy Madison makes fun of a kid who can't read and gets dragged out to the" Hali - Chiefs
Dewayne "sack Jason Campbell" White - Lions

LB:
AJ "Three picks from Griese? I like those odds!" Hawk - Packers
Donnie "use momentum from beating the Chargers" Edwards - Chiefs

DB:
Bernard "he ain't Winfield, but uh... eh, let's face it, I'd be better off if Winfield wasn't on bye" Pollard - Chiefs
Jarrad "we do not believe in lies, do not believe in liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies! Also, Turn the" Page - Chiefs

K:
Mason "I changed my mind on Folk, thus, you better do better than him" Crosby - Packers

Offensive Utility:
Greg "run wild in the battered Bears secondary, and while you're at it, catch the ball and run into the endzone... don't worry, you won't have to worry about using the door" Jennings - Packers

Defensive Utility:
DJ "make the Chargers cry even more" Williams - Broncos

[James89]

Ok people, if you little comment isnt funny and just pointless, please dont put it. "Sean '#1' Taylor" is a perfect example. I enjoy a laugh when I read these, but its annoying to get rid of them.

[smashbro14]

Time to lose now! Seriously, its annoying that I keep doing better than all of you when I apparently have a poorly built team.
It doesn't matter how well you do in the regular season because the championship this year is in Week 17... when the Patriots won't play any starters. So there is virtually no chance of you winning it al, especially now that you don't have LT, Gates, Urlacher, Winfield, etc. :D

[The Eye in the Sky!]

That's okay. I don't expect to win it this year. I'd rather have my real team win it all. It seems to me that Tom Brady has been the most solid #1 pick so far. :D

[Velocity]

Ok people, if you little comment isnt funny and just pointless, please dont put it. "Sean '#1' Taylor" is a perfect example. I enjoy a laugh when I read these, but its annoying to get rid of them.
Oh I refer to Sean Taylor and Sean Jones as "Sean #1" and "Sean #2."

[smashbro14]

I'm so crippled this week. No Palmer, Jordan, Fargas, Moss, Boldin, Porter, Justin Smith, and maybe Bob Sanders,

QB:
Jason Campbell - Redskins

RB:
Willie Parker - Steelers
Brian Leonard - Rams

WR:
Bernard Berrian - Bears
Dwayne Bowe - Chiefs

TE:
Heath Miller - Steelers

DL:
Jason Taylor - Dolphins
Shaun Ellis - Jets (Has both of the Jets' D line sacks"

LB:
Shawne Merriman - Chargers
Rocky McIntosh - Redskins

DB:
Kerry Rhodes - Jets
Bob Sanders - Colts (PLAY)

K:
Matt Stover - Ravens

UTIL:
O - Marcedes Lewis - Jaguars
D - Patrick Willis - 49ers

[Scruffy]

QB
Vince Young – Titans

RB
Shaun Alexander – Seahawks
Ronnie Brown – Dolphins
Marshawn Lynch - Bills

WR
Steve Smith – Panthers
Larry Fitzerald – Cardinals

TE
Alge Crumpler - Falcons

DL
Terrell Suggs – Ravens
Osi Umenyiora – Giants

LB
Keith Bulluck – Titans
Antonio Pierce – Giants
Gary Brackett – Colts

DB
Chris Hope – Titans
Antoine Bethea - Colts

K
Robbie Gould – Bears

[James89]

QB
Phillip Rivers – Chargers
RB
Marion Barber - Cowboys
Thomas Jones – Jets
WR
Torry Holt – Rams
Mark Clayton – Ravens
TE
Eric Johnson – Saints
DL
Julius Peppers – Panthers
John Abraham – Falcons
LB
Keith Brooking – Falcons
Karlos Dansby – Cardinals
DB
Rashean Mathis – Jaguars
Donte Whitner – Bills
K
Joe Nedney – 49ers

Utility
O: Ron Dayne - Texans
D: Marcus Washington – Redskins

[Dr. Doom]

QB:
Eli Manning - New York Giants

RB:
Larry Johnson - Kansas City
Reggie Bush - New Orleans

WR:
Lee Evans - Buffalo
Laveranues Coles - New York Jets

TE:
Antonio Gates - San Diego

DL:
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay
Kyle Vanden Bosch - Tennessee

LB:
Nick Barnett - Green Bay
Angelo Crowell - Buffalo

DB:
Jim Leonhard - Buffalo
Asante Samuel - New England

K:
to be decided...

U:
(O) Warrick Dunn - Atlanta
(D) Derrick Brooks - Tampa Bay

['Dre]

QB:
Ben Roethlisberger - Pittsburgh

HB:
Frank Gore - San Francisco
Jerious Norwood - Atlanta

WR:
Randy Moss - New England
Braylon Edwards - Cleveland

TE:
Jeremy Shockey - Giants

DL:
Charles Grant - New Orleans
Bryant Young - 49ers

LB:
Mike Peterson - JAX
Lance Briggs - Chicago

DB:
Nate Clements - SF
Ronde Barber - Tampa Bay

Kicker:
...

Offense Utility:
Darrell Jackson - SF

Defense Utility:
Jon Beason - Carolina

[Big]

QB
Drew Brees - Saints

RB
LenDale White - Titans
Kevin Jones - Lions

WR
Antwaan Randel El - Redskins
Joey Galloway - Bucs

TE
Desmond Clark - Bears

DL
Kenyon Coleman - Jets
Marques Douglas - 49ers

LB
DeMeco Ryans - Texans
Ray Lewis - Ravens

DB
Ken Hamlin - Cowboys
Nick Collins - Packers

K
John Kasey - Panthers

Utility
Offense: Brandon Jacobs - Giants
Defense: Ty Warren - Patriots

[Freakish]

QB
2) Matt Schaub, QB, HOU

RB
1) Joseph Addai – Colts (bit Kenton Keit to come in if n no plasy)
3) Selwyn young - Broncos

WR
1) Reggie Wayne - Colts
3) Santonio Holmes – Steelers
4) Jerricho Cotchery – Jets

TE
1) Tony Gonzalez – Chiefs

DL
1) Aaron Schobel – Bills
2) Luis Castillo – Chargers

LB
1) Will Witherspoon – Rams
2) London Fletcher – Redskins
4) Derrick Johnson, LB, KC

DB
1) Adrian Wilson – Cardinals
2) Roy Williams – Cowboys

K
1) Olindo Mare – Saints

[Gabby Jay]

QB
Peyton Manning – Colts
RB
Maurice Jones-Drew – Jaguars
Cedric Benson – Bears
WR
Donald Driver – Packers
Plaxico Burress – Giants
Brandon Stokely – Broncos
TE
Jason Witten – Cowboys
DL
Will Smith – Saints
Mario Williams – Texans
Mike Rucker - Panthers
LB
James Farrior – Steelers
Julian Peterson – Seahawks
DB
Gibril Wilson – Giants
Ed Reed – Ravens
K
Nate Kaeding - Chargers

[XZ]

F*cking amazing. My team is like...dead. I'll be SHOCKED if i win. Seriously.

QB
Matt Hasselbeck - Seahawks.

RB
Chris Brown - Titans
Earnest Graham - Bucs

WR
Terrell Owens - Cowboys
Shawn Mcdonald - Lions

TE
Todd Heap - Ravens

DE
Adewale Ogunleye - Bears
Robert Mathis - Colts

LB
Lofa Tatupu - Seahawks
Jonathan VIlma - Jets

DB
Chris Mcallister - Ravens
Chris Harris - Panthers (Who?)

K
Adam Vinaeteri - Colts

Offensive Util
Ben Watson, TE, Pats.

Defensive Util
Andra Davis, LB, Browns

[Velocity]

Yay for last-minute changes.

Since Maroney is out today... take him out of the lineup.

In his place: Sammy Morris, RB, Patriots

[Freakish]

Keith for Addai

****ing Holmes didn't play

and Henry starting for Young, **** everyone this week

[XZ]

Atleast you've got starters.half my team's on a bye or injured,

[smashbro14]

Everyone on my team was injured or hurt too, but everyone else stepped up. Campbell was god-like, Leonard had 23 points or something, and I'm missing my top 3 receivers but only one of the two has played, and Bowe was okay. Kerry Rhodes had a touchdown, which made up for Bob's absense.

Also, Big is retarted for not starting Andre Carter when I told him to :mad:. 8 tackles, 2 sacks, and a safety

Scores going into tonight:

BD - 91 (Tony Romo, A.J. Hawk, Mason Crosby, Greg Jennings)

Nothing much here...

Smash - 171 (Bernard Berrian)

Campbell had 29, LEONARD had 23, Rhodes had 19, and Jason Taylor and Patrick Willis keep on keepin' on.

Gala - 137 (Marshawn Lynch, Robbie Gould)

Ronnie Brown had 30 and Larry Fitzerald had 33. Everyone else did nothing.

Doom - 128 (Lee Evans, Aaron Kampman, Nick Barnett, Angelo Crowell, Jim Leonard)

Reggie Bush had 20, Antonio Gates had 29, and Derrick Brooks had 17. He didn't have a kicker.

Freakish - 110 (Aaron Schobel, Roy Williams)

Will Witherspoon had 24 and Tony Gonzalez had 23. As he mentioned, Addai and Santonio Holmes didn't play. He started Selwyn Young over Travis Henry, but both had 6 points so that didn't matter in the end.

Gabby - 140 (Cedric Benson, Donald Driver, Jason Witten)

Manning had 25, MoDrew FINALLY had 20, Plax had 23, Will Smith had 12, and Farrior and Peterson combined for 29.

[smashbro14]

The Laughing Mules (120) vs. The ‘Roid Droids (192)
Handfullastacks (160) vs. Puff the Magic Dragon (123)
The Velociraptors (127) vs. Doom’s Revenge (160)
Chris Benoit’s Needle (149) vs. Wildboyz 2.0 (98)
The Window Shoppers (142) vs. The Dark Surviving Eyes on Prozac! (139)
Battle Ready Armada (132) vs. The Kamelotians (173)

Sorry, I won't be able to edit the standings and stats until tomorow.

But I did overtake BD for my division lead! And nobody is undefeated anymore.

And James won a game!

EDIT: Actually, I did do the Standings.