The Offical Family Guy Quote Thread!

[sa13]

Basically, post your favorite Family Guy lines.

Chris: "I dunno, I don't think she likes me..."
Lois: "What? Your teacher?! Peter, are you hearing this?"
Peter: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.....Lois, this is not my batman glass."

*Brian walks in a room*
Brian: "hey Peter, what are you doing?"
Peter: "Crack."
Brian: "....What the F*ck?!"
*Brian comes in later that afternoon and Peter's on the floor naked*
Peter: "Government came and took ma baaaayba..."

Stewie: "What the hell are you doing?"
Stewie: "You better not be eating my Gram Crackers!"
Peter: "Daddy is just having a few of your Gram Crackers, Stewie."
Stewie: "...Excuse me while I find something to strike you with."

[Tim!]

One of my favorites was from the one last night

Jillian- I have never felt more stupid in my life
Brian&Stewie- REALLY!?!?

[JoetheShow]

The only time I've ever busted out laughing due to family guy:

Peter and Lois are going to show their children the basics of dating

Peter: Meg, when I'm through with you, you're going to be beating guys off with both hands.

[Supa Scandalous]

I can't quote it word for word but one that stands out for me is when Peters a doctor.

Peter: I've got some bad news. Your wifes now a vegetable. You'll have to bathe her. clothe her, and feed her.

Husband: Oh my gosh thats horrible.

Peter: No I'm just kidding. She's dead.

[bman3k]

One of my favourites has always been "Lois, you're my silver medal" and how ever stupid and annoying Peter's laugh is priceless.

[Tiki]

*Chris, Meg, and the Doctor are all around Lois when she's in the patient bed after her liposuction.*
Lois: "Where did all that fat go?"
Doctor: "Oh it's right here!"
*he opens the door only to see that Peter is naked and posed on the Bag o' Fat*
Peter: "It's exactly, what it looks like."

[Crosshair?]

JoeTheShow already took the only funny quote in family guy. Except for maybe "Tee Hee" when that guy with the long arms was tickling the midgets...

[MachSpeed]

Aw, one of my favorites was when Peter and the gang are eating at the steak house and Joe can't eat any more, and he hasn't even finished one...
Peter: Come on! Eat it!
Joe: I can't...I'm so full.
Peter: Full of what? Estrogen? Eat the steak ya pansy!

[gamer1925]

I remember when peter made himself a tv when he knocked out the cable transmitter.

[Blackheart]

Peter: Its Just been revoked!
Brian: Uh, Peter he didn't set you up for that Lethal Weapon line at all.

[varon]

Pretty much everything said by Ollie Willaims "WHO WANTS THIS DOG?!"

[RockstarHitman]

C'mon, I can't believe nobody has said "Freakin' Sweet!!!" yet. :D