Emporium Football League Draft

[VashTheStampede]

Here is the drafting order, selected randomly thanks in part to World of Warcraft's /roll:

1. BPX's Ass Kickers
2. eeeehhhh *headbutt*
3. Care Bears
4. Las Vegas Shockwave
5. The Platypi
6. The Troopers
7. Norfolk Blackout
8. Alcoholic Beverages
9. Mahjin's Warriors
10. marasamune
11. dr lulz

Basic draft order applies, meaning Vermin gets the last pick of the first round and the first pick of the second round as we invert the order. Then BPX gets last pick of the second round and first pick of the third, and so on.

For the sake of alacrity, you will have no more than 24 hours to make your picks for the first few rounds...I might shorten it to 12 hours as the draft proceeds and opening day nears.

However, if you feel you won't be around for a pick, you can send me a shortlist of who you'd like to take with the selection and I will automatically assign you the highest player on the list who is still available.

If you completely miss your turn to pick, and have not sent me a shortlist, or all the players on your shortlist are taken before your spot, then the next person can pick and then the next person and so on. At any point after your window you can jump in and make your selection.

If you miss multiple picks in a row, not only are you a big stinky jerk, but I will begin to assign players to your team based on Yahoo's "best available" list thingie.

BPX....you are on the clock.

Round 1
1. Ass Kickers - LaDainian Tomlinson, RB
2. headbutt - Steven Jackson, RB
3. Care Bears - Larry Johnson, RB
4. Shockwave - Reggie Bush, RB
5. Platypi - Peyton Manning, QB
6. Troopers - Frank Gore, RB
7. Blackout - Willie Parker, RB
8. Beverages - Shaun Alexander, RB
9. Warriors - Carson Palmer, QB
10. marasamune - Matt Hasselbeck, QB
11. lulz - Brian Westbrook, RB

Round 2
1. lulz - Tom Brady, QB
2. marasamune - Edgerrin James, RB
3. Warriors - Rudi Johnson, RB
4. Beverages - Drew Brees, QB
5. Blackout - Phillip Rivers, QB
6. Troopers - Joseph Addai, RB
7. Platypi - Willis McGahee, RB
8. Shockwave - Travis Henry, RB
9. Care Bears - Marc Bulger, QB
10. headbutt - Jon Kitna, QB
11. Ass Kickers - Maurice Jones-Drew, RB

Round 3
1. Ass Kickers - Donovan McNabb, QB
2. headbutt - Baltimore Ravens, DEF
3. Care Bears - Lawrence Maroney, RB
4. Shockwave - Vince Young, QB
5. Platypi - Chicago Bears, DEF
6. Troopers - Antonio Gates, TE
7. Blackout - Jeff Garcia, QB
8. Beverages - Denver Broncos, DEF
9. Warriors - Steve Smith, WR
10. marasamune - Hines Ward, WR
11. lulz - Tony Gonzalez, TE

Round 4
1. lulz - Chad Johnson, WR
2. marasamune - Randy Moss, WR
3. Warriors - Torry Holt, WR
4. Beverages - Javon Walker, WR
5. Blackout - Marvin Harrison, WR
6. Troopers - Reggie Wayne, WR
7. Platypi - Chris Chambers, WR
8. Shockwave - Terrell Owens, WR
9. Care Bears - Marques Colston, WR
10. *headbutt* - Donald Driver, WR
11. Ass Kickers - Anquan Boldin, WR

Round 5
1. Ass Kickers - Roy Williams, WR
2. *headbutt* - Kellen Winslow, TE
3. Care Bears - Todd Heap, TE
4. Shockwave - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
5. Platypi - Dallas Clark, TE
6. Troopers - TJ Houshmandzadeh, WR
7. Blackout - Calvin Johnson, WR
8. Beverages - Jeremy Shockey, TE
9. Warriors - Lee Evans, WR
10. marasamune - Santana Moss, WR
11. lulz - Andre Johnson, WR

Round 6
1. lulz - Deion Branch, WR
2. marasamune - Carnell Williams, RB
3. Warriors - Thomas Jones, RB
4. Beverages - Plaxico Burress, WR
5. Blackout - Miami Dolphins, DEF
6. Troopers - Laveranues Coles, WR
7. Platypi - Walter Young, WR
8. Shockwave - Darrell Jackson, WR
9. Care Bears - Reggie Brown, WR
10. *headbutt* - Joey Galloway, WR
11. Ass Kickers - L.J. Smith, TE

Round 7
1. Ass Kickers - Pittsburgh Steelers, DEF
2. *headbutt* - Ladell Betts, RB
3. Care Bears - Bernard Berrian, WR
4. Shockwave - Vernon Davis, TE
5. Platypi - Deuce McAllister, RB
6. Troopers - Jay Cutler, QB
7. Blackout - Desmond Clark, TE
8. Beverages - Terry Glenn, WR
9. Warriors - Alge Crumpler, TE
10. marasamune - Cleveland Browns, DEF
11. lulz - Matt Schaub, QB

Round 8
1. lulz - San Diego Chargers, DEF
2. marasamune - Heath Miller, TE
3. Warriors - Nate Kaeding, K
4. Beverages - Clinton Portis, RB
5. Blackout - Mark Clayton, WR
6. Troopers - New England Patriots, DEF
7. Platypi - Adam Vinatieri, K
8. Shockwave - Ronnie Brown, RB
9. Care Bears - Cedric Benson, RB
10. *headbutt* - Jamal Lewis, RB
11. Ass Kickers - JP Losman, QB

Round 9
1. Ass Kickers - Shane Graham, K
2. *headbutt* - Robbie Gould, K
3. Care Bears - Matt Leinart, QB
4. Shockwave - Tony Romo, QB
5. Platypi - Marshawn Lynch, RB
6. Troopers - Jeff Wilkins, K
7. Blackout - Marion Barber, RB
8. Beverages - Jason Elam, K
9. Warriors - Dallas Cowboys, DEF
10. marasamune - Lawrence Tynes, K
11. lulz - Neil Rackers, K

Round 10
1. lulz - Ahman Green, RB
2. marasamune - Steve McNair, QB
3. Warriors - Trent Green, QB
4. Beverages - Jake Delhomme, QB
5. Blackout - Matt Stover, K
6. Troopers - Adrian Peterson, RB
7. Platypi - Eli Manning, QB
8. Shockwave - Minnesota Vikings, DEF
9. Care Bears - Philadelphia Eagles, DEF
10. *headbutt* - Braylon Edwards, WR
11. Ass Kickers - Jerricho Cotchery, WR

Round 11
1. Ass Kickers - Chester Taylor, RB
2. *headbutt* - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
3. Care Bears - John Kasay, K
4. Shockwave - Vincent Jackson, WR
5. Platypi - Chris Cooley, TE
6. Troopers - Brett Favre, QB
7. Blackout - Jason Campbell, QB
8. Beverages - Fred Taylor, RB
9. Warriors - Jerry Porter, WR
10. marasamune - Owen Daniels, TE
11. lulz - Julius Jones, RB

Round 12
1. lulz - Muhsin Muhammad, WR
2. marasamune - Isaac Bruce, WR
3. Warriors - Jerramy Stevens, TE
4. Beverages - Ben Watson, TE
5. Blackout - Mike Bell, RB
6. Troopers - DJ Hackett, WR
7. Platypi - Green Bay Packers, DEF
8. Shockwave - Brandon Jacobs, RB
9. Care Bears - Donte Stallworth, WR
10. *headbutt* - Jason Hanson, K
11. Ass Kickers - Arizona Cardinals, DEF

Round 13
1. Ass Kickers - Greg Olsen, TE
2. *headbutt* - Kevin Curtis, WR
3. Care Bears - Jason Witten, TE
4. Shockwave - Randy McMichael, TE
5. Platypi - Mason Crosby, K
6. Troopers - Kansas City Chiefs, DEF
7. Blackout - Drew Bennett, WR
8. Beverages - Santonio Holmes, WR
9. Warriors - DeShaun Foster, RB
10. marasamune - Aaron Barret, K
11. lulz - Tony Scheffler, TE

Round 14
1. lulz - Josh Brown, K
2. marasamune - San Francisco 49ers, DEF
3. Warriors - Seattle Seahawks, DEF
4. Beverages - Eddie Kennison, WR
5. Blackout - Charlie Frye, QB
6. Troopers - Brandon Jackson, RB
7. Platypi - David Anderson, WR
8. Shockwave - Carolina Panthers, DEF
9. Care Bears - Jacksonville Jaguars, DEF
10. *headbutt* - George Wrighster, TE
11. Ass Kickers - Warrick Dunn, RB

Final Round
1. Ass Kickers - Mike Furrey, WR
2. *headbutt* - DeAngelo Williams, RB
3. Care Bears - Tatum Bell, RB
4. Shockwave - Olindo Mare, K
5. Platypi - Leon Washington, RB
6. Troopers - Greg Jennings, WR
7. Blackout - Washington Redskins, DEF
8. Beverages - Buffalo Bills, DEF
9. Warriors - David Akers, K
10. marasamune - Kevin Jones, RB

Quarterbacks Taken
Brady, Tom
Brees, Drew
Bulger, Marc
Campbell, Jason
Cutler, Jay
Delhomme, Jake
Favre, Brett
Frye, Charlie
Garcia, Jeff
Green, Trent
Hasselbeck, Matt
Kitna, Jon
Leinart, Matt
Losman, JP
Manning, Eli
Manning, Peyton
McNabb, Donovan
McNair, Steve
Palmer, Carson
Rivers, Phillip
Roethlisberger, Ben
Romo, Tony
Schaub, Matt
Young, Vince

Running Backs Taken
Addai, Joseph
Alexander, Shaun
Barber, Marion
Bell, Mike
Bell, Tatum
Benson, Cedric
Betts, Ladell
Brown, Ronnie
Bush, Reggie
Dunn, Warrick
Foster, DeShaun
Gore, Frank
Green, Ahman
Henry, Travis
Jackson, Brandon
Jackson, Steven
Jacobs, Brandon
James, Edgerrin
Johnson, Larry
Johnson, Rudi
Jones, Julius
Jones, Thomas
Jones-Drew, Maurice
Lewis, Jamal
Lynch, Marshawn
Maroney, Lawrence
McAllister, Deuce
McGahee, Willis
Parker, Willie
Peterson, Adrian
Portis, Clinton
Taylor, Chester
Taylor, Fred
Tomlinson, LaDanian
Westbrook, Brian
Williams, Carnell
Williams, DeAngelo

Wide Receivers Taken
Anderson, David
Bennett, Drew
Berrian, Bernard
Boldin, Anquan
Branch, Deion
Brown, Reggie
Bruce, Isaac
Burress, Plaxico
Chambers, Chris
Clayton, Mark
Coles, Laveranues
Colston, Marques
Cotchery, Jerricho
Curtis, Kevin
Driver, Donald
Edwards, Braylon
Evans, Lee
Fitzgerald, Larry
Furrey, Mike
Galloway, Joey
Glenn, Terry
Hackett, DJ
Harrison, Marvin
Holmes, Santonio
Holt, Torry
Houshmandzadeh, TJ
Jackson, Darrell
Jackson, Vincent
Johnson, Andre
Johnson, Calvin
Johnson, Chad
Kennison, Eddie
Moss, Randy
Moss, Santana
Muhammad, Muhsin
Owens, Terrell
Porter, Jerry
Smith, Steve
Stallworth, Donte
Walker, Javon
Ward, Hines
Wayne, Reggie
Williams, Roy
Young, Walter

Tight Ends Taken
Clark, Dallas
Clark, Desmond
Cooley, Chris
Crumpler, Alge
Daniels, Owen
Davis, Vernon
Gates, Antonio
Gonzalez, Tony
Heap, Todd
McMichael, Randy
Miller, Heath
Olsen, Greg
Scheffler, Tony
Shockey, Jeremy
Smith, L.J.
Stevens, Jerramy
Watson, Ben
Winslow, Kellen
Witten, Jason
Wrighster, George

Kickers Taken
Barret, Aaron
Brown, Josh
Crosby, Mason
Elam, Jason
Gould, Robbie
Graham, Shane
Hanson, Jason
Kaeding, Nate
Kasay, John
Mare, Olindo
Rackers, Neil
Stover, Matt
Tynes, Lawrence
Vinatieri, Adam
Wilkins, Jeff

Defenses Taken
Arizona
Baltimore
Carolina
Chicago
Cleveland
Dallas
Denver
Green Bay
Kansas City
Miami
Minnesota
New England
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
San Diego
San Francisco
Seattle

[BigDaddy]

New England DEF

[Rick52]

~Split~ (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=543859)

[VashTheStampede]

Shane gets Adam Vinatieri

I get Ronnie Brown

[marasamune]

Dammit ricks, now it's going to be so much harder for vash to list who was already picked.

[Christina]

Cedric Benson RB

[VashTheStampede]

Dammit ricks, now it's going to be so much harder for vash to list who was already picked.

...no it isn't.

[shortkut]

Jamal Lewis (Cle - RB)

Robbie Gould (Chi - K)

[The JoZ]

Uh, how or why are you making two picks at once?

[shortkut]

vash told me to.

BPX was supposed to make a pick for round 8 and for round 9. my second pick was for round 9 and it got automerged.

[Christina]

Matt Leinart - QB

[The JoZ]

vash told me to.

BPX was supposed to make a pick for round 8 and for round 9. my second pick was for round 9 and it got automerged.

Oh I see what happened, I gotcha.

[VashTheStampede]

Tony Romo

Shane selects Marshawn Lynch

[Alex Shelley]

JP Losman - QB - Bills

Shane Graham - K - Bengals

[BigDaddy]

Jeff Wilkins, K for the Rams

[The JoZ]

Marion Barber.

[ColoradoAvalancheFanMatt]

Jason Elam

[Majin]

I'm really feeling Carolina's defense since it's a weak division, but I'm going to with Cowboys D.

[marasamune]

lawrence tynes K

[Vermin]

...what the hell.

nate kaeding

ahman green

whoops, failed that. replace kaeding with uh... neil rackers

[marasamune]

Steve McNair, back up QB

[Majin]

Wes selects Trent Greens, QBs of Miamis Dolphins.

[ColoradoAvalancheFanMatt]

Jake Delhomme

[The JoZ]

Matt Stover

[BigDaddy]

Adrian Peterson, RB for the Vikings

[Shane]

I'll take the other Manning as my backup QB.

Eli Manning

[VashTheStampede]

i'll go with the vikings d

[Christina]

Philadelphia Eagles Def

[shortkut]

Braylon Edwards (Cle - WR)

[Alex Shelley]

Jericho Cotchery WR New York Jets

Chester Taylor RB Minnesota Vikings

[shortkut]

Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB)

[Christina]

John Kasay - Dude got me some points in the past.

[VashTheStampede]

Vincent Jackson

~~~~~~

shane missed his pick window again...bigdaddy is up

[BigDaddy]

Brett Favre, QB for the Packers

[The JoZ]

Jason Campbell

[Majin]

k, after 1029. I'm going to say this is a risk pick, but probably more of a **** pick.

Jerry Porter, WR of the Raiders.

Edit:My clock says 10:35, silly gw clock.

[marasamune]

Owen Daniels, TE

[ColoradoAvalancheFanMatt]

Fred Taylor

[Shane]

I'll take Tiki Barber Vash.

Gone due to school, new puppy, and bioshock.

[BigDaddy]

I'll take Tiki Barber Vash.
It's a shame they don't give fantasy points for broadcasting.

[Christina]

I'll take Tiki Barber Vash.

Gone due to school, new puppy, and bioshock.

Tiki is retired now, so you can repick.

Since you are playing bioshock a lot, if you want you can add Vash and myself to your friends list so that we can sign on to let you know if your pick is up.

My gamer tag is Christina1399 (like everything else of mine) and Vash's is Vashabusa.

[Vermin]

julius jones, rb, dallas

mark clayton, wr, baltimore

[The JoZ]

julius jones, rb, dallas

mark clayton, wr, baltimore

I picked Mark Clayton a while back, try again.

[Vermin]

time to kill vash for missing peepz in his list


replace clayton with...uh...muhsin muhammad, wr, chicago

[Shane]

Christina: No live :(

Repick: Cadillac Williams

[Christina]

Christina: No live :(

Repick: Cadillac Williams

Well that sucks. Do you just not have it hooked up to the internet or do you mean you don't have gold. Because if you have Silver you can still have friends.

[Shane]

REREPICK: Chris Cooley

Christina: Apparently I don't have a static IP address, so I can't start live at all.

[marasamune]

Isaac Bruce. WR

[Majin]

Jerramy Stevens, TE

[ColoradoAvalancheFanMatt]

Benjamin Watson

[The JoZ]

Mike Bell

[BigDaddy]

DJ Hackett, WR for the Seahawks

[VashTheStampede]

Brandon Jacobs

[Christina]

Donte' Stallworth

[VashTheStampede]

kut picks Jason Hanson

[Alex Shelley]

Arizona Cardinal Def.

Greg Olsen - Bears - TE

[VashTheStampede]

kut selects Kevin Curtis

[Christina]

Jason Witten - TE

[VashTheStampede]

Randy McMichael

[Shane]

Packer's defense and Mason Crosby.

[BigDaddy]

Kansas City DEF

[The JoZ]

Drew Bennett

[ColoradoAvalancheFanMatt]

Santonio Holmes

[Majin]

DeShaun Foster, RB.

Why did I have to tell CAFM about Portis still being available :shakeshead:

[The JoZ]

Foster was still available? Damn it!

And someone (COUGH VASH) needs to update the pick list methinks.

[marasamune]

Dammit, ...fudge it Aaron Barret, K

SERIOUSLY how many rounds is this?

[VashTheStampede]

Dammit, ...fudge it Aaron Barret, K

SERIOUSLY how many rounds is this?

15

[Vermin]

tony scheffler, te, of the broncos


josh brown, k, seahawks

[Majin]

Foster was still available? Damn it!

And someone (COUGH VASH) needs to update the pick list methinks.


As I said, ****ing Clinton Portis (so what if he was injured last year) was still available until I let it slip in teamspeak on night.

And since Brad Johnson is a backup, Seattle Defense.

[ColoradoAvalancheFanMatt]

Eddie Kennison

[marasamune]

49'ers defense.

[BigDaddy]

Oops.

[Majin]

Brandon Jackson, RB for the Packers


Eaasssyy now, it's still Joz's turn :P

[BigDaddy]

Eaasssyy now, it's still Joz's turn :P
Yeah, I didn't realize mara's pick was the skipped one. However, it will be my pick if Joz doesn't pick soon (that is, if we go 12 hours from CAFM's pick).

EDIT: Since Joz's time is up, I'll take Brandon Jackson, RB for the Packers.

[The JoZ]

Charlie Frye

[Shane]

David Anderson

[VashTheStampede]

Carolina Panthers

[shortkut]

George Wrighster (Jac - T)

[Christina]

Jacksonville DEF

Now you still have to look up how to spell that other word.

[VashTheStampede]

Okay, once BPX posts we will be kicking off the final round.

[Alex Shelley]

Warrick Dunn - RB - TB

Mike Furrey - WR - Detroit Lions

[shortkut]

DeAngelo Williams (Car - RB)

[Christina]

Tatum Bell - RB - Lions

[VashTheStampede]

Olindo Mare

[Shane]

Leon Washington

[BigDaddy]

Greg Jennings, WR for the Packers

[The JoZ]

Washington DEF

[ColoradoAvalancheFanMatt]

Buffalo Defense

[Majin]

David Akers.


Two more and this thing is over.

[marasamune]

Kevin Jones, RB -Oakland.

[Vermin]

houston defense


aaaaaaaaaaand that wraps it up. i'd like to thank my mother for this oppertunity, as well as my hair for getting in my way, this computer for causing me traumatizing pain (mentally and physically), and my ipod, for no particular reason

[VashTheStampede]

...and we are done here. Any further discussion on the league can take place in the comments section of the actual league at Yahoo, in #emporium, or we can just throw down in Corpus Vile.

[shortkut]

...and we are done here. Any further discussion on the league can take place in the comments section of the actual league at Yahoo, in #emporium, or we can just throw down in Corpus Vile.
then why did you not close the thread? it would have prevented people like me from replying.