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~Vamajire~
January 2nd, 2007, 01:57 PM
Three Bloopers
All from the Original Thread

*After Prison Lane in SA2*

Amy: Sonic, if I let you out, you have to marry me.

Sonic: Of course, Amy! I'd love to! What took you so long to ask? Do you have a date and place picked out for the wedding? I think Tails will be my best man. Now, where can I find a good place for a hedgehog tux rental?

Amy: Uh, Sonic, don't we have to stop Eggman and that black hedgehog, not to mention that you're still locked up.

Sonic: Those things can wait, my beautiful fiancé. This is love! Besides, it's never too early to start planning our wedding. Well, I suppose you have to be engaged, first, but you already took care of that, my love. Now, I've thought of the perfect place for our honeymoon...

-Bulbasaurus Rex

Eggman: Nearly time to fire the eclipse cannon. Eggman chao, give me the final Chaos Emerald!
Me (one of my characters. A chao that looks like eggman) : I got the high score on pinball!
Eggman: Get it, then!
Me: Maybe later. :walks and trips over a cord: Owweeee! What's that plug thing, and what eclipse?
Eggman: The Eclipse cannon, fool, and you broke it! No matter, I'll fix it. Bring me the Emerald then!
Me: I can't. I sold it to Sonic for £1.
Eggman: You WHAT! Right, you know what this means? :rolls up newspaper:
Me: HELP!
:has a chase, then eggman hits his mother accidently:
Mum: Ivo! :grabs newspaper:
Eggman: Mummy?

-eggman chao (I think it's now Flaming Chao)

Sonic Riders
Director: ACTION!

Eggman: Finally...Pffahahahahaha! Oh forget this

Director: Eggman, Ivo, Baby, Listen! You gotta get this one down. What's the matter man?

Eggman: It's a freakin flying carpet!

Director: Ok look Eggman. Do we have to get someone else to replace you?

Eggman: *Anger* Ok Ok! Fine I'll do it!

Director: Ok Action!

Eggman: It's a........... freakin Carpet man screw this!

Director: That's it you're fired! Can we get that Uhh.... Yeah! Peter Griffin guy!

Peter Griffin: Attention human live animals! I'm a new person here...and ughh... Oh that's it! Rouge, you have a huge ****. Yeah! So..Hi everyone, and yeah good to see ya! *Peter Griffin laugh*

*Rouge kick him so hard in the head*

Peter: *Fall on the ground* Oh...I'm freakin wasted!
-ULF

The Flame
January 3rd, 2007, 02:01 PM
nope eggman chao is a completely different person. I recently got my first name change from Flaming Chao. In fact, eggman chao is a member of one of my clans.

~Vamajire~
January 3rd, 2007, 02:11 PM
Oh........And.With your recent Name Change....I guess there's no confusion.
Where'd he go, BTW?
Oh....And this Thread need's Splitting.

Although.......Some threads in other Forums don't Split at 100 posts........Weird how this thread's been Split like half a Dozen Times.

~Vamajire~
January 5th, 2007, 01:54 PM
(setting: Mobius)
Emjai: so.........Only Sonic came this time? And Silver?
FS: And the guys from the Sonic Forum. Don't forgete us.
Sonic: No one's coming after the Christmas Party Fiasco.
Emjai: Shadow would, but SD.........KILLED HIM!!!
SD: SO!? He was supposed to DIE in the end of SA2!?
Emjai: Meh....................Forget it. Eggman died....from....His own Toxic Gas.....So...
Bulbasaurus Rex: Right........
Neo: If he died then who called us to the Party?
TF (The Flame) : His Son? Or maybe, that was a Robot that Died?
FalconZero: He probably Cloned himself before the Party
Emjai: Dunno, but the party will be for his Funeral. The Minute I get on that Ship........
Sonic: HEY!!! I'M THE HERO HERE!
TF: Here's the Ship.
Emjai: *Pulls out Emjai Broadsword and Signature DEagle*
The Ship pulls up in the Form of the New Year's Ball
Eggman comes out.
Emjai shoots and barely misses Eggman's Head
Eggman: WTF?(What the Fudge?)
Emjai: What do you think!?
*Shoots and misses*
Eggman: Cut it out!
Neo: Cut it out Emjai! I'll just Ban Him!
Eggman: GD! JUST GET IN THE SHIP!
They go in for the New Year's Party
Eggman:......................
Emjai: *Puts away DEagle* Whatever.
TF: Chips and Bean Dip!
Emjai: OH ****
Neo: Censored
Eggman: Not an original Plan but....
*Lights go off and Eggman Farts*
Emjai: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Everyone Else: EWWW!
Emjai: *sigh* EVERYONE GET TO ME!
Bulba: I can't see. *cough* I'll light a Match!
SD: NO YOU *******
Neo: Censored
Bulba lights a Match
................Erm...................BOOM!
FS' Ghost: We got Killed. lol
Emjai: I'm a GOD! I CANNOT DIE!
EEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!
Eggman: *In a Small Ship* **I think I just **** my pants**
Neo's Ghost: Censored
Emjai: *Pulls out BroadSword* KILLS THE EGGMANS!!! EMJAI SLASH!
Eggman:....................What happened to my Body? How am I speaking?
Emjai: You're a Ghost!
Eggman: I'm a GHOST!? Then you need to change the label on my speech to "Eggman's Ghost" in the last few lines!
Emjai: HAPPY FUDGING NEW YEAR, GW!.....AND HAPPY GOING TO HELL, EGGMAN!
Eggman's Ghost: @%$^%#$^@#$%@$#&%@$^%@#^&!!!!!111
He goes to Hell
lol
La Fin

Stupidity Done with.

Neo Matrix
January 6th, 2007, 09:37 AM
Oh........And.With your recent Name Change....I guess there's no confusion.
Where'd he go, BTW?
Oh....And this Thread need's Splitting.

Although.......Some threads in other Forums don't Split at 100 posts........Weird how this thread's been Split like half a Dozen Times.
When a thread needs splitting, and it's obvious when it does, I'll get to it. So please don't announce it. All threads need splitting at 100 posts, but not everyone can deal with it when it happens. It can take a few days for someone to get the time to deal with it.

Split :link: (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=519146)

Zelda Fan333
January 8th, 2007, 10:00 AM
Three Bloopers
All from the Original Thread

*After Prison Lane in SA2*

Amy: Sonic, if I let you out, you have to marry me.

Sonic: Of course, Amy! I'd love to! What took you so long to ask? Do you have a date and place picked out for the wedding? I think Tails will be my best man. Now, where can I find a good place for a hedgehog tux rental?

Amy: Uh, Sonic, don't we have to stop Eggman and that black hedgehog, not to mention that you're still locked up.

Sonic: Those things can wait, my beautiful fiancé. This is love! Besides, it's never too early to start planning our wedding. Well, I suppose you have to be engaged, first, but you already took care of that, my love. Now, I've thought of the perfect place for our honeymoon...

-Bulbasaurus Rex

Eggman: Nearly time to fire the eclipse cannon. Eggman chao, give me the final Chaos Emerald!
Me (one of my characters. A chao that looks like eggman) : I got the high score on pinball!
Eggman: Get it, then!
Me: Maybe later. :walks and trips over a cord: Owweeee! What's that plug thing, and what eclipse?
Eggman: The Eclipse cannon, fool, and you broke it! No matter, I'll fix it. Bring me the Emerald then!
Me: I can't. I sold it to Sonic for £1.
Eggman: You WHAT! Right, you know what this means? :rolls up newspaper:
Me: HELP!
:has a chase, then eggman hits his mother accidently:
Mum: Ivo! :grabs newspaper:
Eggman: Mummy?

-eggman chao (I think it's now Flaming Chao)

Sonic Riders
Director: ACTION!

Eggman: Finally...Pffahahahahaha! Oh forget this

Director: Eggman, Ivo, Baby, Listen! You gotta get this one down. What's the matter man?

Eggman: It's a freakin flying carpet!

Director: Ok look Eggman. Do we have to get someone else to replace you?

Eggman: *Anger* Ok Ok! Fine I'll do it!

Director: Ok Action!

Eggman: It's a........... freakin Carpet man screw this!

Director: That's it you're fired! Can we get that Uhh.... Yeah! Peter Griffin guy!

Peter Griffin: Attention human live animals! I'm a new person here...and ughh... Oh that's it! Rouge, you have a huge ****. Yeah! So..Hi everyone, and yeah good to see ya! *Peter Griffin laugh*

*Rouge kick him so hard in the head*

Peter: *Fall on the ground* Oh...I'm freakin wasted!
-ULF
this is the best!!

~Vamajire~
January 11th, 2007, 02:29 PM
I've got more, but Neo says no more old ones, and I have plenty of those!
I think the New Year's Blooper wasn't my best either.

Neo Matrix
January 11th, 2007, 04:42 PM
I already told you... if you want to make one post with a summary of all the best bloopers in one go, feel free to do so. I can keep it in here even if the thread's split.

~Vamajire~
January 12th, 2007, 03:54 AM
*Beginning of SA2*
*Sonic grabs a board and jumps off airplane.*
*Sonic falls to road*
*SpLaT*
-SegaDragon

(setting: Right after he kills Devil Doom)
Shadow: Only one thing left to do,
To put the past behind me.
CHAOS CONTROL!
The Black comet floats in space in front of the ARC. Shadow is about to fire the Cannon.
Shadow: ah.....Ah......AH CHOO!
The Eclipse cannon moves to the right and hits Earth.
Shadow: DAMNIT! Eggman owed me $10!
Fin

-Me

(Scene: Sonic Adventure 1 - Super Sonic Story)

Sonic (while holding one of the Chaos Emeralds): I must use the positive energy in these emeralds to become powerful enough to stop Perfect Chaos! I can't let Chaos control...

(Sonic teleports to a Chao Garden with Chaos Control)

Sonic: ...the world! What the-?! How did I get here? D'oh!

-Bulba

Setting: Shadow the Hedgehog-Westopolis
Sonic: Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead using those things.
Shadow:..........realllllllyyyyyy?
Sonic:...Um.....Yeah.......Shadow, why are you looking at me like that? Shadow?
Shadow:.................LET'S TEST THAT!!
He kills Sonic
Eggman: hooray!
Shadow puts his gun in Sonic's hand and pull his trigger finger.
The gun Fires
Shadow: HA! YOU OWE ME $10!.............Sonic? Sonic!?
Sonic's Ghost:.........Idiot, You KILLED him!
Shadow:oh yeah that's right......OH WELL! I'll do the Dark Mission instead!
La Fin

Setting: Sky Troops, outside a Temple with Eggbots(Shadow The Hedgehog)
Doom's Eye: Remove these worthless machines from my sight!
Shadow: Okay!
Shadow jumps on doom's Eye
Doom's Eye: What?!?!?!?!? Stop this!
Shadow rips out his eye and throws it off the ledge.
Doom's Eye: You @$$hole! WTF(udge)! My Eye! OMFG!
Eggman: Sweet Je$u$! Overkill much!?!?!??!?
Shadow: WHAT!?!??! He pissed me off! he ate my roast beef Sandwich!
Eggman: Oh......I guess you can't do the Dark mission now….So….eh…
Shadow: Is that some kind of clumsy come on? Okay!
Fin

(Setting: Shadow the Hedgehog-Space Gadget)
Shadow kills a black hawk and his Hero Gauge fills up.
CHAOS CONTROL!!
The Hero Gauge depletes completely, but Shadow keeps Going.
Shadow:.............Okaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy. I can stop now.
He keeps going.
Shadow: Stop now........HELP!
He passes Sonic while screaming for help.
Sonic: WTF(udge)
Shadow reaches the Chaos Emerald, but Keeps going.
Shadow: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
He Burns up in earth's Atmosphere.
Black Doom:....................F*#k
Black Doom goes to Sonic
Black Doom: Interested in a Job?

-(meanwhile)-
Eggman's Robots find Shadow's remains, burnt like H#*l
Eggman: (sigh) Great! I guess I'll have to repair him AGAIN!
Fin

(Setting:Sonic Riders: Flying to Babylon Garden: Heroes Storyline)
Sonic:There he is!
Tails: Wait, Sonic! Use this!
<Throws him the Blue Star II>
Tails: I made this Gear Special incase something like this happened!
Sonic: Thinking ahead Tails!? Thanks!
Sonic jumps.
On the Ground, Shadow is in Metal City; watching the WGP
Shadow: This is weird. First Sonic's Board blows up and now an Island Flies out of the Desert. What's next?
Sonic's arm falls on his head.
Shadow: WHAT THE FU..........................
He faints.
Maria: Shadow!
She sees Sonic's arm.
Maria: OMG! How did THAT get there?
Sonic's head falls on her head.
Maria: Ow! Who the F&$*?
Sonic's Severed Head: Me.
Maria faints.
Rouge:........Oh well. What the Heck!
She Faints
La Fin

(Setting: Shadow the Hedgehog: Sky Troops: Introduction)
Black Doom and Shadow are standing on a Temple
Shadow: I bet no one knew this baby could fly.
Black Doom: I trans.....
Shadow: Shut up! I'm thinking
Black Doom: About what? Does something bother you.
Shadow: Yes. I'm trying to figure out why i'm bothering to do this crap to get to the Final Boss when YOU'RE RIGHT HERE!
Black Doom:Oh Fudge.
Shadow kills Black Doom.
Eggman: Nice work!
Shadow: Thanks! One more time and we're even.
Eggman: WHA!?!?!?!? One more time? What did he do to you?
Shadow: He.....He.....
Eggman: Yes?
Shadow He.........ate my roast beef sandwich.
Eggman: Oh. Cool. Now that the Dark Mission is shot (Again), I guess you're kinda Bored?
Shadow: Wow. You are the King of Clumsy Come-ons. Fine. I'll do the Hero Mission.
Eggman: Okay. Wait. I just noticed something.
Shadow:?
Eggman: Why is it that I'm Evil and I'm the Mission Character for a Hero Mission.
Shadow: 'Cause he's worse!
Eggman: WHAT! Not a Chance!
Shadow: No, I think he's worse.
Eggman: Oh YEAH!?!?!!?!?!
Eggman's ships turn around and go to the ARK.
Eggamn: Let's see whose worse now! Eclipse Cannon, FIRE!
He blows up the Earth.
Eggman: Whose Bad, WHOSE BAD!?!?!? WELL!?!?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Shadow's Ghost: That's because you KILLED the PEOPLES!
Sonic's Ghost: We're all dead! You Suck!
Knuckles' Ghost: Let's Kill him!
Amy's Ghost: I'll go for his legs!
Tails' Ghost: I'll get his Torso!
Shadow's Ghost: No. Tails, keep that in your pants. I'll kills the Eggmans.
Tails' Ghost: I'M NOT GAY!
Sonic's Ghost: What about the time you tried to look at Knux in the Shower?
Tails' Ghost:..........That was an Accident!
Shadow's Ghost: Okay, let's.....He ran off!
Sonic's Ghost: GET HIM!
Everyone's ghost kills him.

-Me

(setting: STH, Lava Shelter)
Eggman: activate the Defense Systems to shield my base with my Lava Magma.
Shadow: Which one?
Eggman: What do you mean?
Shadow: Lava or Magma? Looks like Lava.
Eggman: <sigh> Lava. Does it matter?
Shadow: no, just curious. I'm hungry. You mind if I take a Break?
Eggman: Nah.
Shadow: I'm gonna eat my Roast Beef Sandwich!
Sonic: How many of those do you have!?!?!?!?
Shadow: I go to Giant every time I run out. I don't buy that many.
Goes to Fridge
Shadow:......................................Who?
Sonic: NOT ME! DON'T KILL ME!
Eggman: Not me.
Shadow:.............................Hey Egghead. Wipe your face; you still have beef on you.
Eggman: Oops. Guess I missed some of th.................FUDGE!
Shadow: well?
Eggman: I'M SORRY! DON'T KILL ME!
Sonic: <psst> Shadow, I say we kill him.
Shadow: No. I say I KILL HIM!
Eggman: (craps his pants, gets in ship) RUN AWAY!
Shadow: No.
Shadow uses Chaos Control to fly to the Ship.
Eggman: where'd you come from?
Shadow:.............................Hell.
Eggman:...............................AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Shadow: (pulls out a knife) KILLS THE EGGMANS THAT ATES THE SANDWICHES!
Eggman: NO!
Shadow tries to stab him, but he's too Fat, and he bounces back and out the Window.
Amy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHADOW!
She jumps off and grabs Shadow.
Shadow: Nice move. Now we BOTH DIE!
Amy: I don't care. I couldn't live without you.
Sonic: <sniff> Damn you Shadow!
Eggman: YAY! I'M FREE!
Sonic: No, that just means that I get all the Fun! That's what Shadow gets for taking my woman!
Eggman: You didn't even....
Sonic kills the Eggmans.
Shadow:.................LOOK! A TRAIL OF RINGS! WE'RE SAVED!
Amy: Cool.
Shadow: Let's go home.
Light Dashes down to land with Amy in his Arms.
Sonic: Oopsy.
The Ship fires at Shadow.
Shadow: Blarg! I have been Pwned!
Amy:.........................<faints>
Sonic: YAY!
La Fin

Continuation:
Amy: (gets up) How could you do that sonic?
Sonic:He stole you from me. I want you back.
Amy: GO FUDGE YOURSELF, SONIC!
Shadow: (still in pain) (vomits)
Sonic: I'll go do that, then.
Amy & Shadow vomit.
Tails: Jeez, what's wrong?
Amy: just the thought of him fudging himself. (vomits)
Sonic: WHAT? You basically just go bathe in Fudg...
Amy & Shadow: Bleeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhh! Stop!
Tails: You guys look like you just got back from a Frat Boy party.
Shadow: I wish.
(Frat boys pull up in a busted-@$$ pick-up truck)
Frat Boy 1: Yea, you didn't give us our money from last time.
Shadow: ! I payed you guys!
Frat boy 2: NAH!
Shadow: (sniff) You had a party without me?
Knux: (hiccup) Yea man. The beer bottles were DANCIN'!
Sonic: Here. Let's get Knux to rehab.
Shadow: You SUCK! And you still need to talk to that doctor about your ADD.
Frat Boys: WE DON'T HAVE AD..............OMG! A Quarter!
Shadow: (laughes)
Amy: Wow.
Shadow laughs himself into a Coma.
Sonic: Oh GOD! he's in a Coma. Get him to a Hospital!

At the Hospital, Sonic, Amy and Tails are talking to the doctor.
Amy: Is my lover OK?
Tails: (thinking: DANG! Sonic just got dissed!)
Sonic: (SNIFF)(begins to cry) I'M GONNA GO KILL MYSELF NOW!
Dr. Emjai (:D ): ............................He's fine. Why'd you say that?
Amy: I wanted to Piss him off for hurting Shadow.
Dr. Emjai: OK. He can go home now. He just needs some rest and he'll be fine.
Shadow: Thanks, Doc!
Dr. Emjai: You be welcome.
Amy: Sonic's going to kill himself.
Knux: I'll help!
Goes to Sonic.
Sonic: (sniff) Go Away. I'm depressed.
Knux: She just said that to piss you off. If she wanted to hurt you, she'd have used that Huge Hammer already.
Sonic: (sniff) Whatever. I'm going home.
Dr. Emjai: there's just one problem, Shadow.
Shadow: What?
Dr. Emjai: This Blooper is horribly distasteful! Are you sure you want this to go on GW?
Shadow: Sure. Whatever. It ain't that bad.
Dr. Emjai: Okay. Have a Nice Day. And try not to Kills the Peoples on your way out.
Shadow: I'll try.
Shadow goes home (and killsed the peoples anyway).

La Fin

The Flame
January 13th, 2007, 12:09 PM
Was that the post with all the best bloopers?...because the one I did was popular too.

~Vamajire~
January 13th, 2007, 12:56 PM
What was it about?
I'll find it. Although, the ones I have were from the old splits, so I might not have it.

Fastest-Lucas
January 14th, 2007, 03:33 AM
At the Hospital, Sonic, Amy and Tails are talking to the doctor.
Amy: Is my lover OK?
Tails: (thinking: DANG! Sonic just got dissed!)
Sonic: (SNIFF)(begins to cry) I'M GONNA GO KILL MYSELF NOW!
Dr. Emjai ( ): ............................He's fine. Why'd you say that?
Amy: I wanted to Piss him off for hurting Shadow.
Dr. Emjai: OK. He can go home now. He just needs some rest and he'll be fine.
Shadow: Thanks, Doc!
Dr. Emjai: You be welcome.
Amy: Sonic's going to kill himself.
Knux: I'll help!
Goes to Sonic.
Sonic: (sniff) Go Away. I'm depressed.
Knux: She just said that to piss you off. If she wanted to hurt you, she'd have used that Huge Hammer already.
Sonic: (sniff) Whatever. I'm going home.
Dr. Emjai: there's just one problem, Shadow.
Shadow: What?
Dr. Emjai: This Blooper is horribly distasteful! Are you sure you want this to go on GW?
Shadow: Sure. Whatever. It ain't that bad.
Dr. Emjai: Okay. Have a Nice Day. And try not to Kills the Peoples on your way out.
Shadow: I'll try.
Shadow goes home (and killsed the peoples anyway).

No hard feelings or anything but whoever did this... where's the funny part?? :D (And by the way, I never saw this blooper before...)

Foe/Logic
January 14th, 2007, 07:04 PM
Why Sonic Wasn't In Smash Brothers:

Sonic: *Spindashes*
Mario: *Jumps outta the way*
Sonic: *Rolls off the edge* D'oh!
-Ressurrects-
Mario: Haha, you wimp!
Sonic: I'll show you. *pulls out emerald* CHAOS CONTROL!
Sonic: *Disappears over the edge again*

007.5
January 15th, 2007, 08:01 AM
... ooooh i think that is in bad taste... sonic actually has an IQ that is quite high especially for his species. [/scientific] lol j/k hats a good one. and for the record i'm still pissed he didnt make it into SSB!!

~Vamajire~
January 15th, 2007, 05:38 PM
SSB? WTF? WWTAD*?
What's with the Acronyms Dude?
Good to see you back, Double O

Neo Matrix
January 15th, 2007, 05:49 PM
SSB = Smash Brothers Brawl...

Bulbasaurus Rex
January 15th, 2007, 07:48 PM
Actually, SSB stands for Super Smash Bros. SSBB would be Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Anyway, here's my first new blooper in quite a while...

Scene: Beginning of Sonic 3 & Knuckles (Genesis)

Super Sonic runs across Angel Island when Knuckles burrows up from underground in an attempt to knock the Chaos Emeralds away from Super Sonic...but he misses.

Knuckles: Drat, I missed. Now how am I supposed to get the Emeralds back like Dr. Robotnik told me to.

Super Sonic: Who are you? If you're working for Robotnik, then you're no friend of mine. Prepare to fight!

Knuckles: Uh oh, this is gonna hurt!

*Super Sonic kicks the snot out of Knuckles, and then proceeds to easily beat all the zones as Super Sonic, finishing up by destroying the Death Egg and retrieving the Master Emerald from Robotnik in outer space.

Super Sonic: That was just too easy. I hope Ro-butt-nik manages to give me a decent challenge next time.

Tails: Yeah, I didn't get to do anything thanks to you cruising through everything as Super Sonic.

*Sonic powers down.*

Sonic: Sorry about that Tails. How about we go get some chili dogs, my treat.

Tails: Oh boy! Yum!

Sonic: Last one there is a rotten Eggman!

*Sonic and Tails run and fly off into the sunset, watched by a wounded echidna.*

Knuckles: That hedgehog is going to pay for what he did to me!

*Knuckles starts plotting revenge.*

Neo Matrix
January 16th, 2007, 01:30 AM
Whoops, misread it... :paranoid:

Foe/Logic
January 17th, 2007, 12:40 AM
*Title Screen*

Knuckles the Echidna
in
Tails Sky Patrol

~Vamajire~
January 17th, 2007, 03:57 AM
No hard feelings or anything but whoever did this... where's the funny part?? :D (And by the way, I never saw this blooper before...)
I did that, thanks. There were a couple parts. And not the whole blooper is meant to be comedy.

And actually, I remember you commenting on it WAY back when I first posted it. It was from the second split, I think.

Fastest-Lucas
January 17th, 2007, 11:29 AM
Weird :S I thought it was a split from the bloopers I missed when I travelled to the beach *remembers the old time when I didn't study* Aaaaanyway... it was good tho *laughs secretly* No hard feelings aye? :D

~Vamajire~
January 21st, 2007, 08:58 AM
None taken.
The Hospital Part was a bit corny.....Even to my standards....
I think that was the first blooper that I did a drunk joke....In other Words....That's when my jokes went downhill

Foe/Logic
January 25th, 2007, 02:56 AM
What happened to the "Where did Rings come from" thread? That was a blooper in itself.

Conscience
January 26th, 2007, 03:14 AM
Why Sonic Wasn't In Smash Brothers:

Sonic: *Spindashes*
Mario: *Jumps outta the way*
Sonic: *Rolls off the edge* D'oh!
-Ressurrects-
Mario: Haha, you wimp!
Sonic: I'll show you. *pulls out emerald* CHAOS CONTROL!
Sonic: *Disappears over the edge again*Heh, nice one.
Why Shadow didn't get into Super Smash Brothers;
Shadow: Chaos...BLAST!
*Blast destroys the entire stage*
Shadow: Ooops...

~Vamajire~
February 16th, 2007, 10:11 PM
AHA PEOPLES!!!
I BRINGS YOUS A BLOOPERS OFF OF TEH ULTRA FORM!

(setting: 8th Chapter, when Sonic falls to the "Diamond")
Sonic: Another Chaos Emerald!!!
???: AHA! GUESS WHO!?
Sonic: WHO THE........
Someone who looks like Emjai the Hedgehog
'Emjai': YES! AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!
Sonic: WHA!? HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!?
Emjai: CHEESE! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
He jumps away
Sonic sees a zipper on his neck
He jumps forward and pulls it.
'Emjai': WHAT THE!?
The suit falls to reveal Strawberry Clock
SBC: OMG!
Sonic: WHO THE FU....
SBC: I wanted to make him look bad because...
Sonic: HE'S DEAD, DUMBARSE!
SBC: HE HATES ME!!!!11
Sonic: What are you doing here?
SBC: Oh....This fat guy gave me this
He pulls out a Emerald
Sonic takes it.
Sonic: Thanks yous.
SBC: I THINK NOT! PLAN B!
Sonic: ...........!?
He summons a giant B
Sonic: Okay...........
He goes Super
SS: You don't mess with me......CHAOS TORRENT!
He shoots a beam at the B
SBC: Oioioioioi! WTF!? OMG! BRB!
He runs away
SS: I thinks NOTS......CHAOS CONTROL!!!
He catches up.
SBC: NOOOO!!!!11!!
SS: CHAOS BLAST!!!
He killed him
Sonic: (Goes Normal) Uh...........
Eggman: (Shoots him with a Laser) LOL. He die...
Stupidity=La Fin

Bulbasaurus Rex
February 17th, 2007, 02:45 PM
Pretty dumb, but a fanfiction blooper is a good twist.

Lost Lover
February 17th, 2007, 04:03 PM
Anything with Strawberry Clock is Dumb, but knowing who he is makes it funnier.
Then again, NG jokes on GW probably wouldn't turn out well.
The eggman part was funny

Bulbasaurus Rex
February 17th, 2007, 08:46 PM
That reminds me, who is Strawberry Clock?

Lost Lover
February 17th, 2007, 09:24 PM
Go to newgrounds.com and search Strawberry Clock and you'll find out.
I've been making fun of him for a while

~Vamajire~
February 17th, 2007, 09:45 PM
Me toos :D
but...I'll send you a Video, Bulba...

Fastest-Lucas
February 17th, 2007, 11:29 PM
He summons a giant B

ROFL that was the funniest part :D

It was a good idea making a blooper out of a fanfiction :D

sypm
February 17th, 2007, 11:35 PM
good blooper Emjai... making fun of FS story, hahaha

Lost Lover
February 17th, 2007, 11:42 PM
I don't think he was making fun of f-s, I think he was making fun of Flame.
Emjai made a Fanfic blooper before, but it was TF's and it wasn't any specific Scene.

~Vamajire~
February 17th, 2007, 11:47 PM
Yes....I remember that.....
And I wasn't making fun of either of the two....
And F-S are you going to use my 9th chap or what?
(SUDDEN NAG! OH NOES!)

Fastest-Lucas
February 18th, 2007, 06:33 AM
Well I'll try, but not sure tho. It's just that i have a pre-made idea about what the next Chapters will be like, so not sure I'll be using any help lately. Sorry :( (I'll still try tho..)

The Flame
February 18th, 2007, 09:00 AM
I don't think he was making fun of f-s, I think he was making fun of Flame.
Emjai made a Fanfic blooper before, but it was TF's and it wasn't any specific Scene.
Who was makin' fun of me?

~Vamajire~
February 18th, 2007, 11:19 AM
I wasn't making fun of you. LL seems to think that. (It was YOUR chapter)
I mad a Blooper that was placed in YOUR Fanfiction.

The Flame
February 18th, 2007, 11:53 AM
really? where was that?

Lost Lover
February 19th, 2007, 08:54 AM
I think it was......
(Setting: Mobius)
Shadow: Hmmm...........I'm............Bored..........I THINK I'LL STAR IN ANOTHER PLOTLESS VIDEO GAME!!!! CHAOS CONTROL!!!
He warps to the Sonic Fanfiction (TF's)
Emjai the Hedgehog: Shadow!?...................What are you doing here?
Shadow: GOING ON A MURDER SPREE!!!!!
SEGA's New Game: Shadow: Naturally Spun Killers
Shadow: KILLING SPREE!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! I R 73H L337!!11
Sonic: OH NO! HE'S BROKEN AGAIN!!! I'll go get the Mallet from Amy....Emjai, hold him off.......
Emjai: Alright....
Sonic runs away
Shadow: LOLOL! D135!
He shoots at Emjai
Emjai: Oh YEAH!? ULTANOVA STRIKE!!!!
Shadow: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!1111!!!1
Sonic: I'm back with......YOU KILLED HIM!!!!
Emjai: Whoops.....I must have stopped him a little TOO Well......
Sonic: I'll just hit meeslf with this Mallet until I bleeds...
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM AHHHHH!!!!
Emjai: Oh Fu....
La Fin

~Vamajire~
February 19th, 2007, 09:17 AM
The ending was not my work.......
But other than that.......GET OUTTA ME HEAD!!!!11!!!
That was indeed me blooper...Where'd you find that?
Old Split?
Nevermind.
That was based on one of me first blooper and the FanFiction

The Flame
February 19th, 2007, 11:05 AM
yeah, I don't see how that is making fun 'o' me...

~Vamajire~
March 6th, 2007, 02:35 PM
BLOOPER TIME!
Blooper Name: Emo the Hedgehog
(setting: Sonic's Home)
Shadow: (In his room, writing in a journal) I was just sitting there, cutting myself,when I thought about Sonic and the others acting all weird... I'll write more later..
*Sudden banging on his Room Door*
Sonic: SHADOW!!! COME OUT HERE!!!
Shadow: Just give me a moment *He pulls his piece of scrap metal out of his leg* ARGH!
He goes out to see Sonic, Amy, Knux, Tails, Crimson, Eggman and Emjai.
Shadow: What's up? We going to a party or something? And why is Eggman here?
Amy: This is an intervention, Shadow.
Sonic: We know you've gone Emo and have been cutting yourself constantly and such..
Knux: Come on man, how about you hang out more often?
Emjai: You've been sitting in your room, being all self-pity-ing yourself and *shutters* cutting yourself.
Eggman: What happened to the good old days, when you used to kick my ass constantly and save the world?
Sonic: That was me :D
Eggman: He did too.....I have marks to prove it....D@mn Roast beef sandwich
Shadow: Wha!? How'd you guys know I was cutting myself!?
Emjai: *Weird look* *Opens the door to his room and turns the lights on*
There's a bunch of blood-stained towels lying on the floor and a Rusty Knife on his bed, also soaked with blood
Shadow: WTF!? WHY THE HELL WERE YOU IN MY ROOM!?
Sonic: All the towels are missing...And Tails....
Tails: I'll say it.....I was testing my new cleaning Robot and it had blood stains on it after it went through your room
Knux: When Sonic and Tails went to look, they saw your room and called me and Eggman....Amy was over at the time...
Shadow: *sniff* NO ONE UNDERSTANDS WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH!
Emjai: I understand. I've been Emo before....
All: WHAT!?
Emjai: I never cut myself, but I was nevertheless Emo. I got over it and such, but I know what's going on......Something bad happened?
Shadow:....................Someone ate my roast beef sandwich...And in f-s' Fanfiction, he left me on an island, dead. Emjai wrote a chapter where I was brought back, but f-s made a better one, except I REMAINED DEAD!
Emjai: *Snickers* Who ate your Roast Beef Sandwich?
Shadow: ...........Some guy with a Clock for a face at the bar....
Emjai: Oh Lord.....It's fun time...I'LL GRAB THE BROADSWORD!
Eggman: NO VIOLENCE.....In the BAR.....
Emjai: Then violence HERE!
He pulls out his DEagle and shoots Eggman
Sonic: THAT WAS MY JOB!
Emjai: TO THE BAR!
They go to the Bar. There's one person in it besides the bartender.
Emjai: That him?
Shadow: Yep....
Emjai: SBC!!!!!!
SBC: Wh@7? 1 R 7R131ng 2 g3t Drunk!!! BBBBBBBBB!!!!
Emjai: NO MORE DRUNK JOKES!!!!
He slashes him in 2 with his sword
Emjai: They ruined my bloopers....
He goes into his stomach and retrieves the Sandwich
Shadow: LAWL! ME'S SANDVISH!
He grabs it out of Emjai's hand and eats it
Emjai: You better now?
Shadow: f-s still tried to leave me dead on a island....Whatever.....I'm not Emo anymore....
All: YAY!
Shadow: But I'm STILL a depressed character who never has a plot attached, okay?
Sonic: Okay....Now....STUPID TIME!
They all get drunk
Emjai: I don't act drunk when actually drunk...
Amy: *burps* UR HOT! Wilsh you Marries *burps* me?
Shadow: Oh *Burps* noes! She's leaving me for him! :(
Emjai: NO! Shadow, she's just drunk....
Sonic: *stumbles trying to get to Shadow* Yeash mansh.. *Burps* She justsh Dunk!
Amy and Knux burp
Emjai: I haven't smelled this much alcohol since the frat boy party
???: Did someone say FRAT BOY PARTYSH?
A Large Pick-Up Truck crashes into the Bar
Frat Boy A: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHSSSHHHH!!!!!
Knux: ALRIGHTSH!
Emjai: Man....
Eggman, still with the bullethole in his head, walks into the bar
All: WTF!?
Eggman: *Farts* :D
Emjai: OH SHI...........
They all die from the smell
Eggman: I win. LAWL! ROFLCOPTER!
La Fin

sypm
March 6th, 2007, 10:15 PM
Seriously, that was AWESOME! Very funny where Eggman wins at the end...

~Vamajire~
March 7th, 2007, 04:06 AM
I thought I should have done that.
Neo's probably gonna shut this thing down soon, though.
And *off Topic* What's with the Sinful Alignment, dj?

The Flame
March 8th, 2007, 03:32 PM
Yeah. That was great. It could've started here though and it would've been better: Shadow:....................Someone ate my roast beef sandwich...And in f-s' Fanfiction

~Vamajire~
April 4th, 2007, 09:45 AM
SPRING BREAK BLOOPERS!
(setting: Beach)
Shadow: I need a Surf Board........Hehe
A guy walks by with a black and red surf board
Shadow: CHAOS CONTROL!
Suddenly the guy is gone and Shadow has his board on his hand
Sonic: Shadows......
Emjai: Give him a breaks.....It=Spring Break nows
Amy: Hey Sonic! Could you........
Sonic: BRB!
He disappears and a sonic boom is heard 2 miles away
Emjai: Hehe........Hey Shadow.....What happen to that guy?
Shadow: He....Um.....He's......Kinda......Erm....In...
Emjai: SPIT OUT THE EXPLANATION!
Shadow: I left him at this Emo bar
Knux: Hey guys.....How this llok for a sadn castle?
They see a mound of sand
Tails:.......................Good........I guess.....
Emjai: This be boring me to tears......
Amy: Emjai, could you do me a favor?
Emjai: What?
They walk away
Knux: What does she....
Emjai: *Flying back toward the group* AUGH! NEIN, FRAULINE!
Amy: What's WRONG with you guys!? I just need...
Shadow: What do you need?
Amy whispers something in his ear
Shadow:...........I think Emjai and Sonic are calling.....CHAOS CONTROLS!
Amy: WTH!? ALL I NEED IS FOR SOMEONE TO PUT......
Knux: Ah........Why not......
He glides away
Tails: DON'T LEAVE MES!
Amy: *Deep Evil Voice* YOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tails: AUGH! AWAYS!
Silver: *Appears out of thin air* WASSUP!?
Amy: I need you to do something for mes..
Silver: Why not Tai....
Silver looks at a Sand Sculpture of Tails
Silver: Ah.....Okays...
10 Minutes Later
Sonic: I back!
Emjai: So Tails.....He did it for hers?
Tails: Yeah....What did she want?
Emjai whispers to him
Tails: Okay.....So...
Silver and Amy walk toward them
Sonic: What did she want?
Silver: You guys are such babies......She just needed sun tan lotion on her back
Sonic: UGH!
Emjai: We still need to get that guy from the Emo Bar.....
Shadow: Alrights.....First....I need get me Roast Beef Sandvish from the delis here....
Sonic: They be closed now.....
Emjai: Hey guys......I think we should get....
Shadow: WHAT!? WHERE'S MY CHAOS EMERALD!?
Emjai: Everyone to me!
All except Shadow Stand around Emjai
Emjai: CHAOS BREAK!
They all appear on Angel Island
Sonic: How'd we get here?
Emjai:.....hehe......Chaos Break.......Reality bending thingy....
Amy: Where's Shadow?
Emjai: Amy.....That's the beauty of it...
Knux: Is he coming back?
Emjai: Earth is probably a crater by nows.....I'll be back....CHAOS BREAK!
He returns to find a giant crater, with Shadow in the middle glowing red
Emjai: WHOA!
Shadow: I needs Anger Management, no?
Emjai: I had your d@mn sandvish, idiot...:D
Shadow: I'll give you 5 seconds to return it
Emjai: I think we should have just avoided all of this......
CHAOS BREAK!
They are all back on the beach
Emjai: Here
He gives him his sandvish
Shadow: Can I blow up the Earth anyway? It would end all of the wars and such
Emjai:...........I must goes....My gf be waiting for mes.....
Sonic: Don't you mean BF?
Suddenly Neo Matrix appears
Neo: NO JOKES LIKE THATS!
Emjai: It's that idiot's fault who's typing all of this crap....
Emjai the Human appears
HE (Human Emjai) : I be God of Energy...I do WAHT I WANTS!
CHRONOS BREAKER!
They are all in Sonic and the Ultra Form
Spero: WTF!?
HE: Dear Gawd....
Emjai: Some spring Break we're having.....
Sonic: Can we go back to the dang beach?
HE: CHRONOS BREAKER!
Emjai: CHAOS BREAK!
They're at the beach, to see clones of themselves
HE: *Jaw drops to floor* There can only be ONE.......GOD OF ENERGY!
He zaps the clone of himself
They both disappear, then everything turns black, and everyone implodes
A Deep Voice: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!

La Fin

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Fastest-Lucas
April 5th, 2007, 05:26 AM
Spero: WTF!?

Really that was freaky funny!!

The rest of the blooper.. not bad :^:

Robbie232
April 6th, 2007, 07:19 AM
Crazy Blooper!
Sonic: Augh... the police... (this is off SA2 :))
Me: Hey!
Shadow: what the fudge!!?!?! *eggman pops outta nowhere and and he farts :D)
me:whooaaaaaaaaa! *lights a match* oh, ****.
shadow: Censored
Everything practically explodes omg!
La Fin!

Fastest-Lucas
April 6th, 2007, 02:09 PM
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. #@*~&%@Q$&%@!%@*^@!($^#%***********

That's all what I can say >.> / -_-' / 0.0

~Vamajire~
April 6th, 2007, 02:12 PM
Crazy Blooper!
Sonic: Augh... the police... (this is off SA2 :))
Me: Hey!
Shadow: what the fudge!!?!?! *eggman pops outta nowhere and and he farts :D)
me:whooaaaaaaaaa! *lights a match* oh, ****.
shadow: Censored
Everything practically explodes omg!
La Fin!

Erm....Good Blooper, I guess...........

Slightly reminescent of my own stuff........Such as the Match :D
Good Job

The Flame
April 19th, 2007, 03:29 PM
Emjai:.....hehe......Chaos Break.......Reality bending thingy....From there, it just got funnier/crazier and funnier/crazier.:D.....lol sandvish....lol cheesy.

CRAZIER (HAN ROBBIE's!: (note: not for people that hate buttastic elementary-sounding jokes)

Setting: A disco-style floor. Darkness instead of walls :D.

Sonic: *sh!ts himself* Ohhh!!
Amy: What?
Sonic: nothing.
Knux: Get back onto the dance floor dude! *gives Sonic a football butt-slap*....What the hell?
Suddenly the power goes out
Shadow: Oh sh!t. There's only one explanation for this....EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Tails: What?
Shadow: C'mon, hur--
Metal Sonic: *huge fart that brings the power back, and starts the "shake your booty" song.
*everybody passes out except for Eggman*
Eggman and Metal Sonic: .......:rotfl:
Eggman survived because he's used to it.
Eggman and Metal Sonic get up and start swinging their butts from side to side in the air, dancing to the music.

007.5
May 2nd, 2007, 02:42 PM
*007.5's triumphant return!*

Setting Sonic Heroes Bonus Level (chasing the chaos emerald)
Shadow's teams turn
Shadow: Alright you 2 when the light turns green we're gonna chase that thing down! Understand?
E-123 Omega: affermative
Rouge: Wait, why don't you just use Chaos control to stop time? wouldnt it be easier?
Shadow: ...

Sonic's teams turn
Sonic: Alright lets go!
*Sonic goes superspeed and runs on the roof of the tunnel, tails flies over the traps, knuckles glides.*
Sonic: We did it!

Amy's teams turn
Amy: Let's go!
Cream: Yay!
Big: Uh-Huh!!
*they start running and try to run in the roof like sonic did, Big falls and cracks the tunnel.*
Amy: How'd I get stuck with you?

Chaotix's turn
Vector: Alright lets do this!
Espio: ...
Charmy: YAAY!!
Esio: why dont we just take it now, instead of waiting for that voice to say "go"?
Vector: ...

:D

DannyTH
May 3rd, 2007, 07:45 AM
Haha, that was halirious, I really need to think of more

007.5
May 8th, 2007, 01:00 PM
Wow guys... thanks for the "Welcome back!!!" "We missed you man!"
...
=[
...
I think maybe this thread is starting to die... D=

~Vamajire~
May 8th, 2007, 02:32 PM
We missed yeh, but we've been on this Fanfic Kick.
(BTW, check out Sonic and the Secret Form in here)
Starting to?
It's BEEN dead.
I revived it with some oldies (from when you were here before)
It's been gone

(setting: Black Comet [In hero last level])
Shadow: (Just falling to the entrance) Sonic?
???: Sonic isn't here
Shadow: DOOM!?
Emjai: Emjai
Shadow: What are you doing
Emjai: I'm bored, so I decided to take Sonic's place as the mission character here. You don't mind do you?
Shadow: Nope
Emjai: OK........EMJAI SCAR!
All of the Black Aliens die
Shadow: Umm........WTF!?
Emjai: Whoops
Shadow: THE FIRDGE IS BLOWN UP!
Emjai: So?
Shadow: MY ROAST BEEF SANDVISH WAS IN IT!
Emjai:........OH Schnist.....
Shadow: ARGH!
He becomes Super Shadow
Emjai: HOLY........
S Sh: YOU GONNA GET ME A SANDVISH OR WHAT!?
Emjai: Nope.....Get your own
S Sh: CHAOS BLAST!
Emjai: ORB OF LIGHT!
A Shield of Light surrounds him
Shadow: YOU KILLED MAH SANDVISH!
Emjai: GET OVER IT!
Shadow: (Back to normal) I'M GONNA GO CUT MY SELF!
Emjai: *sigh* I guess that leaves ME to Doom?
Black Doom: Shadow?
Emjai: EMJAI, DAMNIT!
Doom: YOU FOOL! YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE!
Emjai: That's it
CHAOS BREAK!
Doom is in small burnt pieces behind Emjai with his Broadsword
Shadow: SANDVISH! I'M COMING!
He shoots himself in the head
Emjai:...........Dude......I shoulda stayed in bed today
Amy: SHADOW!
Emjai: Someone kill me
Amy: NO!!!!!!!!! I'M COMING SHADOW!
Emjai: He left for his Sandvish
Amy: But he loved me
Emjai: He loved his Sandvish
Amy: I NO THINK SO!
She glows gold like Super
S Amy: I'LL KILL YOU!
Emjai: I don't kill cute girls.....
....To be continued.....

007.5
May 8th, 2007, 03:48 PM
lmao!
wow Emjai, your bloopers are basically fantastic.
and btw, i was still dropping in to check the enw bloopers while i was "gone" i just stopped saying "thats a good blooper" everytime i read one...
so yea i knew it was dying before... but hey!
*video game music*
"Joe used REVIVE"
"BLOOPER THREAD recovered to full health!"
:D
well im gonna help to bring it back anyway, i doubt it'll be that easy...

Shadow1345
May 9th, 2007, 06:02 PM
HEY!!! IM BACKZ =D!!!

Sonic: Damnit Tails, wheres my Chili Dog.
Tails: * wipes the chili dog chili off his face* Ummm... aliens came and-
Sonic: Im going to friggen kill you Tails! I gave a $1.50 fore that damn chili dog!
Tails: Im bored, STOP BORING ME!
Sonic: Oooohhh your asking for it fox boy!
Tails: Sonic's a wiener =P.
Sonic: Wipe that smirk off your face!
Tails: Sonic and Amy sittin' in a tree, kissin-
Sonic: * beats the crap out of tails *
Amy: Sonic I-
Sonic: Bye-Bye! * runs off*
Amy: Tails, your Sonics friend- tell me what kind of gril he likes.
Tails: Hehehehe bye!
Amy: *turns into S.Amy * TELL ME NOW!!
Tails: Time for my daily flying.... * flies away as fast as possible*
Amy: GET BACK HERE!* whacks Tails with hammer*
Tails: Ask Sally...
Sally Acorn appears.
Amy: How did you get Sonic to be your B.F.
Sally: BYE!
Amy: Damnit!

007.5
May 9th, 2007, 07:07 PM
lol good one!
welcome back!!

DannyTH
May 10th, 2007, 07:47 AM
Welcome back, Shadow 1345

Shadow1345
May 10th, 2007, 03:57 PM
Aww your guys are too kind=D!

He, sorry for the double post, but I gotz a new blooper :o.

Shadow: *hic* Hi Soni- *hic*
Sonic: What the hell did you do to yourself??
Shadow: * has a beer bottle in his hand*
Sonic: That explains it... can I have some =D?
Shadow: Sur- *hic*
Sonic: Sweeeeeeeet... * opens a beer bottle*
Amy appears and thrashes Sonic on the ground.
Amy: NO DONT SONIC! You remember last time- don't you???

FLASHBACK =D....:

Sonic: Ooooh Beer! * drinks some beer*
Tails: * flying in the air* I'de be careful If I were you...
Sonic: Eh shut yer mouth!
Tails: O_o Your 15- your under aged!
Sonic: * ignores Tails and drinks 2 bottles of beer*

5 min later....

Sonic: Wheres Am- *hic* y?
Tails: -_- he got drunk.....
Sonic: * pours beer on his chili dog* What makes you say that?
Amy: Tails is right- your drunk. * whispers* Drunk enough to kiss me!!! =D Ooooh happy day!
Tails: What did you say Amy??
Amy: Nothin' * walks to Sonic and holds a chili dog in front of sonics face*
Sonic: OOOOOOHHH Gimme Gimme Gimme!!!
Amy: As long as you give me a kiss!
Sonic: Sure! * gives Amy a hearshy kiss*
Amy: I DONT WANT CHOCOLATE!!
Sonic: But you said you wanted a *hic* kiss! NOW GIVE ME MY CHILI DOG!!!
Amy: THATS IT! * grabs Sonic and takes out her hammer* KISS ME OR I'LL USE MY HAMMER ON YER HEAD!!!!
Sonic: Ummmmmm....
Amy: * whacks Sonic with hammer*
Sonic goes in a Coma.

Flashback over....:

Amy: Awww good times...
Sonic: O_o I wasnt that dru- *hic*
Tails: * turns around and see's 3 bottle of beer on the ground* WE'RE TO LATE!


FIN

Yeah, bad one. The best I could do for now... :(

007.5
May 10th, 2007, 07:00 PM
i didnt think it was bad... i liked it =]

DannyTH
May 11th, 2007, 07:30 AM
Me too it was good

~Vamajire~
May 20th, 2007, 08:23 AM
~Continuation of my last one~
S Amy: I GANNA KILL YOU!
Emjai: Try it
She swings at Emjai's Face
He dodges it and grabs her arm
Emjai: So Strong
S Amy: *blushes* STOP IT! DIE!
She kicks at him
He dodges it
Emjai: *Hand on......Let's not go there* Nice
S Amy: I'M GONNA KILL YOU! CHAOS CONTROL!
She punches him several times and he goes fyling into the ground
Emjai: *in pain* I LOVE the kind of girl that can kick my arse.
S Amy: ARE YOU DONE FLIRTING!? I AM TRYING TO KILL YOU!
Emjai: Awww.......You want to kill me? That's cute
She slaps him
Emjai: Hehe........
S Amy: CHAOS BLAST!
Emjai: ow...........You're lucky you're so cute right now.....Or I'd fight back
S Am: What could you do?
Emjai: CHAOS BREAK!
Amy is on the ground, back to normal
Emjai: That work?
Amy: WTF?
Emjai: Yep. You just got.
She pulls out a hammer and whacks him in the face
Amy: OWNED, Noo8!
Shadow: HEY GUYS! I'm back from the deli
Amy: !? WHAT!?
Shadow: I just went to get a sandvish
Emjai: SOMEONE owes me an apology
Amy: Erm.......I gotta go. BRB!
Emjai: NO YOU DON'T!
He chases her
Amy: HELPS!
Emjai: THERE IS NO DEFENSE FROM THE GOD OF ENERGY!
Wings shoot out of his back
Angelic Emjai: It's fun time
Amy: NOOOO!!!!! I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
Angelic Emjai: Fine. I'll let you live.....FOR NOW
CHAOS BREAK!
(He disappears)
Shadow: What was THAT about?
Amy: I hooked up with him
Shadow: WHAT!?
Amy: Yeah. You suck.
Shadow: SANDVISH!
He turns into a giant sandwich
Sandvish: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Amy: O my g.....
Fin

007.5
May 20th, 2007, 09:16 AM
lol good one... slightly innappropiate, but the best are

DannyTH
May 21st, 2007, 12:43 PM
Lol, hilarious, now for a little something from my fanfic
Eggman shoots his laser beam but it suddenly backfires.
Sonic: He's ... gone...
Tails: Oh well
Sonic: Do you wanna go get a roast beef sandwich?
Shadow appears
Shadow Can I come?
Tails: But we only have enough for two
Shadow: But I wanna roast beef sandwich *Starts crying like a baby*
Me: Don't worry guys, I got plenty
Shadow: Yay!
They all go in Sonic's house
Tails:When do you think Eggman will return
Soni: Dunno
Me: Sorry guys, I'm out of Roast Beef I forgot I used the last of it this morning
Shadow: WHAT!!!!!!! :grr:
Shadow turns red
Sonic: Uh oh
Tails: Run
Shadow: Chaos Blast
Me: Oh! I think I need to go to the hospital


END

Whoops I meant to put my house.

007.5
May 21st, 2007, 07:31 PM
ok, so this is prolly a uber n00b-ish question, but w/e
why do so many of these involve shadows apparent fetish for roast beef?

The Flame
May 25th, 2007, 01:50 PM
That's just his style...VISH!

~Vamajire~
May 25th, 2007, 05:41 PM
My Style?
I forgot where that started. I honestly do.
I originally did that because I saw 50 First Dates, and Adam Sandler made Whatsherface get puked on by a walrus because she ate his Roast Beef Sandvish.
I think I feel a blooper coming on...........
(Setting: Mobius, Green Hill Zone)
Shadow: It's so nice out today......I only wish Amy was here with me
Emjai: (Dealing Cards) Get over it. She wasn't into your Roast Beef fetish.
Shadow: (Bites Roast Beef Sandvish) MUST I KILLS THE PEOPLES!?
Sonic: Cool it you two. Deal the cards
Shadow: What are we doing, anyway?
Emjai: Poker
Shadow: Too bad the girls aren't here.
Emjai: Pervert..........Um....Yo.....
Amy runs up to them
Amy: (Snatches Shadow's Sandvish) VISH!!!!
She runs away
Shadow: (Turns to Hero Shadow) CHAOS CONTROL!
He appears in front of Amy
HS: Give me the Vish, NOW!
Amy: I want it!
She eats it whole
HS: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He turns to Dark Shadow
DS: You............Will..........DIE...........VISH!
Amy: NOES!
She runs back toward Emjai
Amy: EMJAI! HELP ME!
Emjai: HEY! I'm just sitting here with my popcorn, watching the lovebirds at play
Amy: OH YOU MOTHER F.........
DS: VISH! CHAOS BLAST!
Emjai: !? *Jumps to Amy* ORB OF LIGHT!
A ball of light surrounds them and deflects the blast.
Amy: SHADOW! I'm.........Going....To.............KILL YOU!
She turns super
Shadow turns Super
Emjai: Oi Vey
Sonic: Amen to that
Emjai: *Picks up cards* What do you have?
Sonic: Four Kings. You?
Emjai: Royal Flush......And this Sandvish
Shadow stops fighting for a minute
SS: SAND.......VISH!? CHAOS CONTROL!
He takes the Sandvish.
Emjai: Really now? CHAOS BREAK!
He appears behind Shadow with the sandvish in hand, and Shadow's Chaos Emerald
Emjai: *Eats Sandvish* DONE YET!? VISH!?
Shadow: No.........VISH!
He falls and dies
Sonic: *Sharp Whistle* All that for a sandvish?
Emjai: Yep. Kinda pointless, eh?
Amy: ..................Now I have NO ONE TO DATE!
Emjai: Oh lord.......Go back out with Sonic.......He misses you.
Amy: Okay
Sonic: As Aerosmith once said..............DREAM ON!
He pulls out a Chaos Emerald
Sonic: CHAOS CONTROL!
He disappears
Emjai: Um..............CHAOS BREAK!
He disappears
Amy: All I wanted was a d@mn sandvish..........
TF: VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!!!!!!!!!
Amy: WT.............
La Fin

The Flame
May 25th, 2007, 05:59 PM
. . . . . . . . . . . .................VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS SSSSHHHHH!!!!! *walking like a zombie towards Amy* ME...WANTS...VIIIIISSSHHH!!!

~Vamajire~
May 25th, 2007, 06:30 PM
Stop reading my godly work and FINVISH THE CHAPTER OF THE SECRET FORM!
I'll have moar later......

007.5
May 25th, 2007, 10:44 PM
I like that I've coined the phrase roast beef sandwhich "fetish"

good blooper as always Emjai :^:

Bulbasaurus Rex
May 26th, 2007, 11:52 AM
Either Sonic or Emjai cheated. You can't have 4 Kings and a Royal Flush. That means there're at least 5 Kings in the deck.

The Flame
May 26th, 2007, 01:42 PM
Stop reading my godly work and FINVISH THE CHAPTER OF THE SECRET FORM!
I'll have moar later......
Yeah, too bad the next thing I post there is going to be the 2 new characters.:D

~Vamajire~
May 26th, 2007, 02:50 PM
Either Sonic or Emjai cheated. You can't have 4 Kings and a Royal Flush. That means there're at least 5 Kings in the deck.

Brilliant observation.
Kudos to you.
The way people I know that play poker is that certain cards (Usually 2) are wild. Yes it's childish, but it works.

So either Sonic or Emjai had a wild card instead of a King.

007.5
May 26th, 2007, 08:09 PM
i use the jokers as wild cards
that way you dont have to bother to take them out.
nice catch though!
kudos*

Conscience
May 30th, 2007, 11:23 PM
Whoo, I haven't posted for an age, since I've been scaling a mountain of schoolwork.
Heh, 5 Kings...:D

eggman chao
June 2nd, 2007, 02:26 AM
I have a blooper.

(In chao garden)

Sonic: HA! Just admit it, you CAN'T raise chao!
Shadow: I can and I will!
Sonic: Only cause you don't like to be bad at something. ^^
Shadow: Grr.....shut up, I'm not. I can raise chao!
Sonic: Go on then. Hatch that egg.
Shadow: FINE! *picks up egg, shakes it, nothing happens*
Sonic: Haha. Loser.
Shadow: This thing will hatch! *shakes harder* (no effect)
Sonic: *laughing madly* It won't! Face it, chao hate you!
Shadow: IT WILL HATCH! *shakes so fast it's become a blur*
Sonic: *rolling* Haha! It won't! You suck!
Shadow: DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GODDAMN EGG! *throws it down, sits against tree and glares at the goddamn egg*
Sonic: Uh...hehe... OK! *throws goddamn egg against wall*
Goddamn egg: *hatches*
Sonic: See!
(meanwhile, the other chao are fuming)
Chaosky: Did you see what he did?!
Skippy: Oh goodness! That poor chao!
Eggman Chao (me): And I thought Sonic was nice...
Skippy: SONIC IS THE ENEMY! EGGMAN IS THE ALLY!
Chaosky: Yeah!
Me: Call the chao rights group!
Skippy: Yeah!
Chaosky: Uh...there isn't one...
Skippy: Let's join one!
Chaosky: There isn't one!
Me: Let's start one then!
Other chao: Yeah!
(back to the hedgehogs)
Sonic: Haha, Shadow!
Shadow: Shut up, or I'll get my gun out!
Sonic: You could've used that to open the egg! Oh, wait, that wouldn't have worked either! Teehee!
Shadow: Grr...
*the chao rights group come over*
Chaosky: We demand better rights for the chao!
Skippy: Yeah! No more bad chao treatment!
Me: No more eating chao!
Shadow: Wait...we don't actually eat chao...
Sonic: So sure about that? *evil glint in his eyes*
Shadow: :O_O:
Chao: :O_O:


Please rate!

Bulbasaurus Rex
June 3rd, 2007, 12:13 AM
Shadow: Sonic, where's my roast beef sandvish?
Sonic: For the last time, it's sandWICH, not sandvish. Besides, I getting tired of all this roast beef. I want a tuna sandwich for a change.
Amy: That's right, Shadow. Do we need to sign you up for English 101 at the community college? *turns to Sonic* Can you make me a PB&J while you're at it?
Shadow: Why you little...I can call it sandvish if I want! For insulting my glorious roast beef, I'm going to kills the peoples!
*Shadow pulls out a gun.*
Sonic: Sonic Wind!
*The gun breaks apart.*
Shadow: D'oh!
Sonic: If you're going to try to kill us, at least say it right. Repeat after me: I'm going to kill the people. Besides, we're hedgehogs, not people.
Shadow: SHUT UP!!! Why do you keep correcting my grammar?
Amy: Well, Fastest-Lucas gave the forum permission to correct his grammar, so we thought we'd extend it to the Blooper Thread. Now, are you going to speak English well, or do I have to get out my hammer?
Shadow: NOES!
Sonic: Actually it's.....
*Shadow runs away screaming.*

Fastest-Lucas
June 13th, 2007, 12:33 AM
Amy: Well, Fastest-Lucas gave the forum permission to correct his grammar

Hah. So it's offical now xD

I'm going to kills the peoples

That's not "bad grammar".. that's HORRIBLE grammar xD

Really like the blooper, it drew a smile on my face :)

Robbie232
June 13th, 2007, 10:55 AM
Hey, thanks for praising my blooper Emjaj. Im coming up with another tomorrow. So:duh:

007.5
June 13th, 2007, 11:28 AM
good bloopers guys!! :^:

Robbie232
June 13th, 2007, 08:52 PM
Scrap the part about tommorow, here it is!

This is, and forever will be, a blooper of my Debug mode playing on Snic the HEdgehog 2.
Sonic: *Turns into super sonic after getting 50 rings*
Tails: But u dont have 7 emeralds.
Sonic: Shut up, Tails, i do not care!
Me: HELLOS!
Sonic and Tails: You again!
Me: XD who else? At least there is no eggman who farts.
All: O.O AMY!
Amy: COME HERE SONIC!
Sonic: AUGH! GTG!
*SOnic runs off, with Amy chasing him*
Me: Dude, that was RANDOM!
*Eggman COmes outta nowhere*
Me: dont fart!
*Eggman explodes, destroying the world*
LA FIN!
P.S: No fart jokes here.

sorry to double post, but guess what zone was featured for my blooper?

BTW, my last blooper (Not the one i just posted) was :omg:

DannyTH
June 19th, 2007, 11:58 AM
New blooper

Sonic: How is he?
Doctor: He'll be fine
Me: Sonic, Tails, where am I?
Tails: Your in the hospital
Me: Oh...right
Shadow: Hey Dan. How you feeling?
Me: Oh S#!T!! Get him away from me!!!
Sonic: Don't worry. He won't do anything
Me: Hope not
(Soon alot of people appear)
Me: Man, am I popular or what?
Sonic: Well you are a member of Gamewinners.com
Me: I know
Tails: All the members of your fav forums say hi
Me: LOL cool
To be continued

~Vamajire~
June 19th, 2007, 06:54 PM
(setting: Mobius)
Sonic, Shadow and Amy are walking down a road
Sonic: TAKE ME! I saved your life!
Shadow: NO! TAKE ME! I saved your life AND THE WORLD TWICE!
Amy: You've BOTH saved ME and the world at at least one point in time, so get REAL!
Emjai: Wow, you guys never change
Shadow: What are you doing here?
Emjai: *summons a guitar and amp* I'm back
He starts playing AC/DC's Back in Black
Sonic: WTF?
Shadow: Lame. Play some real music, like My Chemical Romance.
Sonic, Amy and Emjai: THAT'S EMO MUSIC!
Emjai: And how DARE you insult AC/DC!
Shadow: At least I can back it up
Emjai: Oh, you wanna go? *Pushes Shadow*
Shadow: Oh, it's on...... *Pulls out a Chaos Emerald*
He goes Super
Super Shadow : What now?
CHAOS CONTROL!
Emjai gets knocked down
Emjai: Oh really? *Pulls out BroadSword* Try that again
Shadow: CHAOS CON.....
Emjai: CHAOS BREAK!
Emjai stands behind Shadow, returned to normal and beaten to a pulp, and holding his Chaos Emerald
Emjai: Must I ALWAYS do that?
Shadow: Damn.......You....
He grabs his Emerald back
Super Shadow : CHAOS TORRENT!
A red beam shoots at Emjai
Emjai: ORB OF LIGHT!
A large purple ball forms around him, deflecting the beam
Emjai: ENOUGH! *Snaps Fingers*
Shadow returns to normal and falls unconscious
Amy: Wow. That was awesome *Runs up to Emjai* YOU'RE HOT!
Emjai: Umm.....Thanks..........
A deep voice: AAAAAAAAAAKWAAAAAARRRRRRDDDD!
Emjai: SHUT UP DUO!
Sonic: Duo?
Emjai: A friend of mine
Duo: Yes......I make mean comments..........Hehe
Emjai: SHOO!
Duo disappears
Amy: So as I was saying.....I want to date you.
Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Emjai: Well, someone already has me, sorry. DATE SONIC AND SHUT UPS!
CHAOS BREAK!
Sonic: Yeah, Amy. Date me.
Amy: psh........Your mom
Sonic: Oh you........

Somewhere nearby, Crimson is reading a book
A loud voice (Sonic) : AHH!!!!!!
Another loud voice (Amy) : TAKE THAT! AND THAT!
Sonic's voice: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Urr-urr-urr
Crimson: *puts down book* GET A ROOM!
La Fin

007.5
June 19th, 2007, 08:15 PM
setting the end of emjai's blooper

Sonic: Amy! Come back!!!
Amy: Sonic, I'm sorry but you're just too... you know...
Sonic: Too what?! I can change!
Amy: Nevermind! Just forget it!

Amy: *runs off*
Sonic: *cries*
Emerald: *walks up* Hey Sonic, what's up?
Sonic: *cries* A-A-Amy l-l-left m-m-me... *cries some more*
Emerald: Oh... So that's what that hottie's name is? Ummm... I gotta go... Bye! *Runs after Amy*

Amy: That Sonic is just such a loser...
Emerald: *catches up* Hey, you're Amy right?
Amy: Yeah *turns around* hey... you're cute
Emerald: Really? hey, you wanna do something later tonight?
Amy: *jumps for joy* SUUUUURE!!! *floating heart appears above her head*

Later that night...

Amy: Wow, i really had a good time tonight. thanks for walking me home. *kisses Emerald on the cheeck*
Emerald: *stunned and blushing* ... No probem, Im gad you had a fun time, i know i did.
Sonic: *Opens Amy's house door* Amy!? What's going on here!?!
Amy: How'd you get into my house?!
Sonic: You gave me the keys!
Amy: Oh right... Give them back!
Sonic: *gives them back* d-d-does this mean w-w-what i think it does?
Amy: Sonic! we broke up years ago!!! Ive got somone better now! *floating heart as she looks at Emerald* Here you go Emerald! *Tosses him the keys* *runs inside*
Sonic: *cries*

in the words of Emjai, "La Fin"

~Vamajire~
June 19th, 2007, 09:05 PM
There is NO La Fin until I SAY. In other words.......
*CONTINUES!*
Sonic: *Still crying* How could she do this to me? I-I-I can't believe her.
Emerald: Dude......Whatever.... *walks into the house*
Sonic runs off into a nearby forest, and under a fallen tree
Sonic: What did I do?
Emjai *appears* Nothing. Some girls are just like that. They make you love them, then turn around and treat you like shnist.
Sonic: How could she break my heart?
Emjai: She doesn't know what it feels like to have a broken heart, so she doesn't care. So, what you do is MAKE them understand......You following?
Sonic: What's your game?
Emjai: I do this on GAIA all the time......
*Meanwhile*
Emerald and Amy are lying under a tree, watching the stars.
Emerald: So, what was Sonic's deal?
Amy: We used to go out, but we broke up. He was such a loser
Emerald: (How the hell can she be so mean!?) Yeah. Not like you.
Amy: Are you trying to seduce me?
*Back to the Schemers*
Sonic: Are they near a tree?
Emjai: Yeah. You ready?
Sonic: Yeah
CHAOS BREAK!

They appear behind the tree that Amy and Emerald are lying under.
Emjai: *quietly* Follow me
They get to the middle of the tree's branches, hidden from the view of Amy and Emerald
Emerald: Yes, maam
*Tree* : WOOOOOOOO!!!! LOOKS LIKE SHE'S AT IT AGAIN!
Amy: WHO THE F@*K WAS THAT!?
*Tree* : I AM BLOOD TREE! I SEE ALL! AMY'S AFTER ANOTHER ONE'S HEART TO BREAK!
Amy: WTH are you talking about?
*Tree* : Emerald, if I were you, I'd go before she does what she did to Sonic to YOU!
Amy: Emerald, you don't believe this, do you?
Emjai: *quietly* Watch this. I can edit a person's mind to say anything I want. You're gonna love this.
CHAOS BREAK!
Emerald: I do, of course. I know you're a cold-hearted bl%*h. I just thought you had a nice (Yeah let's not go there again XD)
Amy: *starts to cry* W-What!? I can't believe you.....ALL THE GUYSI KNOW ARE JERKS!
She runs off to the forest
Emerald: Wait. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! Why the hell did I even say that......What the heck just happened!?
Emjai: Okay, Part Two. You know what to do.
Sonic: Right
CHAOS BREAK!
Amy continues to run into the forest. Sonic is standing in front of her, looking away and not acknowledging her presence (sp?)
Amy: Sonic.......
She tries to hug him. He steps back, and she falls
Amy: *still crying* WHY!?
Sonic: Don't come crying to me. I loved you, and you treated me like (Cenzors). I don't wanna talk to you.
He starts to walk away
Amy: NOOOOO!!!!!! *continues crying*
Sonic: *away from Amy* How'd I do?
Emjai: *high five* Brilliant. Now she'll keep trying to get you back. Show her you're not just gonna go back to her that easily.
Sonic: Thanks man.
Emjai: Peace out
CHAOS BREAK!
Sonic: I R PIMP!
Shadow: *wakes up* WHAT'D I MISS!?
La Fin

007.5
June 20th, 2007, 10:31 AM
oooh.... :(
Emerald was gonna get some though! ;)

007.5
June 23rd, 2007, 06:20 PM
or maybe he still will... just not from Amy...[/sinister laugh]

Emerald walks away from the spot where Amy and he had been.
Emerald: D@mn... how'd that even happen? I so blew that...
Cream: *walks up to Emerald* Hey... what happened? I thought you and Amy were going out tonight?
Emerald: yeah... didnt really turn out to great...
Cream: *smiles* well cheer up!! You'll just find someone else! *Bats her eyelids cutely*
Emerald: *nods* yeah! you're right!! Hey Cream,
Cream: Yes? *look of hopefulness*
Emerald: Do you...
Cream: dont worry, you can say it...
Emerald: Do you... know if Amy has any sisters?!
Cream: Sure I will!! ... wait, what did you say?!?
Cream: *goes super* You, YOU, YOU INSENSITIVE JERK!!!
Emerald: I was just kidding I swear!!
Cream:*back to normal* Oh...
Emerald: Do you want to go do something with me?
Cream: Sure!! *Hearts*
Emerald: YES!!

Later that night... at Cream's house...
*CENSORED for explicit material*

9 months later...
Cream: Emerald, say hello to your son.
Emerald: Hello little guy... I'm gonna call you... Cobalt.
Cream: I like that name... *passes out*
Shadow: *wakes up* What'd I miss?!
Emerald:... you really need to lay off of the sleep aids... i think you may have developed a dependancy...
Shadow: Zzzzzz

El Finito

SegaDragon
June 27th, 2007, 08:25 PM
If I unstick this, do ya'll think it'll survive? It'll be on Page 1 forever, amirite?

007.5
June 27th, 2007, 09:17 PM
no.. if you do itll die... as it is its dying... please dont unstick it.

Fastest-Lucas
June 28th, 2007, 12:28 AM
If I unstick this, do ya'll think it'll survive? It'll be on Page 1 forever, amirite?

>.> What do you think!? Obviously it would sink deep down between the dead scary threads which will eat it up post by post!!

In other worlds, it mostly will die and disappear..

Atomic Penguin
July 1st, 2007, 10:29 PM
i think i'll give it a go here!

Setting: Shadow's Kitchen

*Sonic walks up*
Sonic: Hey Shadow, whatcha doin?
Shadow: Just makin' a grilled cheese sandwich.
Sonic:...
Shadow: What?
Sonic: On a George Foreman grill?
Shadow: Uh... kind of, is there a problem with that?
Sonic: Oh no, none at all. *snickers to himself*
*Stares at Shadow*
Shadow: What the hell do you want?!
Sonic: I bet you can't eat it in one bite!
Shadow: What does that have to do with anything?
Sonic: What's the matter, Mr. Ultimate Lifeform can't handle an itty bitty grilled cheese sandwich?
Shadow: Grr... I'll show you! *Opens up the George Foreman*
Shadow: Watch...and learn. *Reaches for sandwich*
*Sonic slams the top on Shadow's hand*
Shadow: AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!!!
Sonic: HAHAHAHAHA ! OH MY GOD YOU'RE A JACKASS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! (rolls on floor laughing)
Shadow: WHY YOU LITTLE... CHAOS SPE-AHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN IT SONIC THAT WAS MY CHAOS SPEARIN' HAND!!!!UGGHHHH!!!
Sonic: HAHAHAHA!!! Hehehehe... *catches his breath*...ahhh, man that was hilarious.
Shadow: arghhhhh...I'm going to kill you...
Sonic: Well, that's enough fun for one day... *takes a bite out of the sandwich*
Shadow: Wh-... of course...you just had to take the sandwich too...
*Sonic, completely ignoring Shadow, is raiding his fridge*
Sonic: Hey, you're out of milk...

Shadow: shoot...me...now...

End

Hope you like!:D

007.5
July 7th, 2007, 04:00 PM
i liked it very much! (except that shadow has a fetish for roast beef sandwhiches and not grilleed cheese...)

FalconZero
July 7th, 2007, 11:24 PM
That one got me laugh. Well done! :^:

(except that shadow has a fetish for roast beef sandwhiches and not grilleed cheese...)
So? They both come from cows. :D :P

007.5
July 8th, 2007, 12:08 AM
lol that joke could be a whole other blooper (hint)

if you dont write one about it i will... just not tonight... tired.. zzzzzz...

*drools in sleep*

FalconZero
July 8th, 2007, 09:20 PM
By all means, go for it. I'd need SD's sarcasm to make it funny.

007.5
July 9th, 2007, 11:49 AM
meh... i dont think it'd be that great of a blooper... especially since everyone would know the punchline anyway. :shrug: