Corn's Splitdex

[Aura]

*Chirp* *Chirp*

You wake up to the sound of the birds and look at your alarm clock. 10:00?!?! You forgot to set your alarm and now you're gonna be late. You quickly throw clothes on and run outside. You see a crowd of people walking away from a house down the block. You run pass the crowd into the house.

You: Professor! Can I have my Pokemon?

Professor: Hmmm. I do have one left.... Ok, you can have it!

You: Yes! Thank you so much Professor!

You take your pokemon and run outside in excitement. You bump into another trainer.

Steve: It's about time you showed up. And judging by your pokemon, the prof didn't have anything else...

You: Don't talk about my Pokemon like that!

Steve: Make me. Go, Machop Lv. 5!

You send out your Pokemon, ready to battle. Make your move.

[Italian Ninja]

me: whismur pound the ground right in front of it then
uproar when it jumps back

[Aura]

Whismur pounds the ground in front of it, only to make a small dent. Machop runs forward and tackles into Whismur.

[Italian Ninja]

Me: whismur wait for it to tackle you when it does sidestep and use uproar

[Aura]

Just as Machop is about to rush into Whismur, it jumps and starts wailing loudly, causing Machop to fall to the ground and cover his ears. His eyes are closed and his stomach is vulnerable.

Post 3000!!!!!!!!!!

[Italian Ninja]

Just as Machop is about to rush into Whismur, it jumps and starts wailing loudly, causing Machop to fall to the ground and cover his ears. His eyes are closed and his stomach is vulnerable.

Post 3000!!!!!!!!!!
OOC: WOW i feel special
-------------------------------------
me: whismur pound his stomach then use uproar again

[Aura]

Whismur pounds its fist into Machops just as it comes rushing into Whismur.

[Italian Ninja]

me: whismur wait for it to charge then jump and use uproar from above

[Italian Ninja]

OCC:any reason i havent been updated????Its been a year!

[Aura]

Because this got lost in the abyss of pages.

As Machop recklessly charges forward, Whismur leaps into the air and starts to yell wildly, dealing a critical hit. Also knocking Machop out.

Level up for Machop!

"Darn it. I lost."

Steve gives you $200, then walks away.

Now what?

[Italian Ninja]

OCC: thank you
---------------------------------------------
lets go for a walk and see what we find

[Aura]

Wait, did you start in Kanto or Johto?

[Italian Ninja]

johto

[Aura]

Ok.

You walk around the city. Many bird pokemon are circling overhead, and some new trainers are walking about.

[Italian Ninja]

lets go to the nearest pokecenter

Because this got lost in the abyss of pages.

As Machop recklessly charges forward, Whismur leaps into the air and starts to yell wildly, dealing a critical hit. Also knocking Machop out.

Level up for Machop!

"Darn it. I lost."

Steve gives you $200, then walks away.

Now what?
OCC: no big deal but i have whismur

[Aura]

Sorry about that. I meant Whismur.

You go to the poke center and heal.

Now what?

[Italian Ninja]

lets look around soome more

[Aura]

Looking around, you still see only trainers walking about.

It IS a city, after all.

[Italian Ninja]

this citys boring lets go find a place to train

[Aura]

You walk out of town and into the surrounding forest. A wild Caterpie appears in front of you.

[Italian Ninja]

okay whismur uproar!

[Aura]

Whismur starts loudly yelling, causing Caterpie to fall onto the ground, covering its ears, wailing in pain.

[Italian Ninja]

pound it while its vurnable

[Aura]

Whismur quickly punches the bug, who quickly gets back up and binds the pick yelling bunny with string.

[Italian Ninja]

whismur uproar as loud as you can

[Aura]

Whismur starts to shout as loud as it can, dealing massive damage to Caterpie. Enough, in fact, to KO it.

Level up for Whismur!

Catch Caterpie?

[Italian Ninja]

ill give a shot!

[Aura]

Caught! (Female, level 6)

Now what?

[Italian Ninja]

lets keep training!

[Aura]

As you walk around, a wild Starly blocks your path.

[Italian Ninja]

go caterpie! String shot

[Aura]

Caterpie binds the bird to the ground, causing it to become immobile.

[Italian Ninja]

return! whismur uproar full power!

[Aura]

Whismur started to yell, somehow damaging the birdy.

The bid just shook about, unable to break free.

[Italian Ninja]

whismur jump then pound

[Aura]

Jump. Pound. Pwn.

Finish it!

[Italian Ninja]

catchy!

[Aura]

1...2...3...caught (Female, Lv.7)

[Italian Ninja]

lets go back to town and rest.

OCC: SCHOOLS OUT!!!!!!!!!!

[Aura]

Please read the "Dex Discussion" thread.

You go back and rest.

Now what?

[Italian Ninja]

OCC: sorry oh and sorry i was gone without notice
my computer was screwed up
-----------------------------------
lets go to the forest and find a trainer to challenge

[Aura]

You wander through the forest and see a trainer with a Paras.

[Italian Ninja]

lets challenge him and if he says no threaten him with a bannana

[Aura]

"A banana!? AAAHHHH!"

The guy throws his Paras at you.

What do you send out?

[Italian Ninja]

stalry quick attack

ooc:(knew the bannana would work :)

[Aura]

You do not have a Stalry. However, you DO have a Starly. Starly quickly strikes Paras, then flies up to a safe height.

[Italian Ninja]

srry lets see what he does just stay high

[Aura]

Paras tries to scratch at Starly, but it cannot reach it.

[Italian Ninja]

fly as high as possible and do a death spiral quick attack!

[Aura]

Starly flies into the air, then dive-bombs Paras. Ouch.

[Italian Ninja]

starly one last quick attack

[Aura]

Starly wins. Yay.

Level up.

Talk to the trainer?

[Italian Ninja]

lets talk to him

[Aura]

"That was a very impressive match. Here."

Acquired $200.

[Italian Ninja]

"Thanks! how far away is the nearest town"

ooc: just remebered i hatched an egg a year ago!

[Aura]

OOC: What egg?

"The next town is about a mile away."

[Italian Ninja]

lets go to next town
-----------------------------------
ooc:can i post links?

[Aura]

If they are on-topic, then yes.

You go to the next town. Nothing exciting happens.

[Italian Ninja]

ooc: well since you asked it on topic heres my egg http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=506050&page=5
------------------------------------
lets go to the next town

[Aura]

You walk to the next town. Nothing exciting happens.

[Italian Ninja]

ok lets go to the pokemon centerand heal.Then see if this town is even mildly
intreresting.

[Aura]

You heal, then walk around. The town is amusing, perhaps mildly because some of the workout gyms are painted pink.

[Italian Ninja]

lets laugh at the pink gyms then find somebody to chalange

[Aura]

You stand in front of the gym, raise your finger, laugh, then run away when very buff, shirtless men start to chase after you.

[Italian Ninja]

ah throw a bannana peel!

then find a tranier to challenge

[Aura]

OOC: Do you post anywhere besides in this dex?

You throw a random banana peel, then look for a trainer to challenge.

There is one with a blue mohawk, one with a blue buzz, and one with no hair at all!!!111onoz

[Italian Ninja]

ooc:not yet but im going to start to

god this town is weird lets challenge buzzcut boy!

[Aura]

You challenge the guy with the blue buzzcut.

"Roar! Smash! Koffing smash you head!"

You guess that you need to fight a Koffing.

[Italian Ninja]

go gastly lick it

ooc:ha-ha poisen resistance

[Aura]

Gastly floats up and licks it. And because Koffing has no moves that work against Gastly, I'm going to shorten the posts and say you won.

Level up, +$200.

[Italian Ninja]

ooc:that was extremely easy!
----------------------------
lets talk to the trainer then find another tranir to challenge

[Aura]

"Your pokemon is too good! Wah!"

There is the mohawk, and the bald.

[Italian Ninja]

lets try mohawk boy

[Aura]

You walk over and try to take his wallet. You manage to take it silently.

+$300!

[Italian Ninja]

im on a roll lets battle bald man

[Aura]

"You wanna battle me? I'll beat you with another baldie! Go, Cranidos!"

[Italian Ninja]

ooc: ah im screwed

go starly stay high as possible

[Aura]

Starly soars into the sky. Cranidos tries to attack, but it cannot reach.

[Italian Ninja]

starly spiraling quick attack from behind then back into the sky

[Aura]

Starly strikes the back of Cranidos, then soars back into the sky.

[Italian Ninja]

starly trick into charging you thendodge get behind it and quick attack the back of its knees

[Aura]

Starly dives low, and Cranidos madly dashes forward, slamming straight into the bird.

[Italian Ninja]

starly circle around him fast as possible then supersonic tackle

[Aura]

Cranidos, the bald guy, and Starly all stare at you. Starly does not know Supersonic. But, as Cranidos and the bald guy stare at you, Starly strikes the dinosaur with Quick Attack.

[Italian Ninja]

ooc:supersonic as in really fast
starly into the sky as high as possible then spiral divebomb cranidos's back

[Aura]

Starly divebombs Cranidos' back. ONOZ! CRANIDOS USED TACKLE! ONOZ!

[Italian Ninja]

starly full speed quick attack his back

[Aura]

Starly strikes the back of Cranidos. OUCH!!! RANDOM HURT.

Anyway, Cranidos feels tired.

[Italian Ninja]

starly keep up the quick attacks!

[Aura]

Somehow, you win.

Level up for Starly + $200

[Italian Ninja]

OOC: yay

ask him where his got the cranidos

[Aura]

"Cranidos? Some guy gave me a fossil, and I got it turned into a Cranidos at the lab in Kanto."

[Italian Ninja]

"okay thanks"
lets go to a pokecenter then go find some new pokemon

[Aura]

You go to a poke center, then go outside.

Go to the lake, or look in the grass?

[Italian Ninja]

lake need water pokemon

[Aura]

You walk to the lake. But how do you look for water pokemon?

[Italian Ninja]

lets go swimming!

[Aura]

Why not?

You are swimming along, when suddenly, something bites your...ahem...foot.

[Italian Ninja]

ow
go gastly drive it out of the water with a lick attack

[Aura]

Gastly licks, then quickly pulls out its tongue. Its tongue has many scratches on it.

[Italian Ninja]

what is this, return gastly go whismur uproar to drive it out

[Aura]

What is this return gastly?

Whismur sits on your back as it yells into the water. However, nothing happens. Only your ears hurting and something biting onto your food.

[Italian Ninja]

oh no my food
lets swim to shore see it follows

[Aura]

You swim back to shore and see a fish still lodged onto your foot.

What could it be? It is blue and red, with yellow fins. Do YOU know what it is?

[Italian Ninja]

carvanna or something like that

i cover my ears and tell whismur to use uproar full power next to my foot

[Aura]

Yes.

Whismur yells at your foot, and you cannot help but laugh. The fish then latches into Whismur.

[Italian Ninja]

ONOES whismur uproar full power

[Aura]

Whismur is already yelling. Somehow, you don't know if it will work.

[Italian Ninja]

return whismur, go starly quick attack

[Aura]

Starly rams into Carvanha. It does damage, but Starly also gets hurt, due to Rough Skin.

[Italian Ninja]

hey starly ill kick up into the sky and you use wing attack to knock down to
the ground

[Aura]

You kick your Starly with Carvanha, but that just ends up hurting Starly. Starly gets knocked into the air, where it drops straight onto Carvanha.

[Italian Ninja]

starly into the sky then once it stops moving do a dive bomb quick attack

[Aura]

Starly's dive bomb KO's Carvanha, but it also hurts your foot.

Level up for Starly.

Catch Carvanha?

[Italian Ninja]

lets try it oh and oooowww!!! my foot!

[Aura]

Caught (male, level 7)

Now what?

[Italian Ninja]

lets go to town and heal
(and so i can get Brine)

[Aura]

You may teach Brine to Carvanha.

You go and heal.

Now what?

[Italian Ninja]

lets find a trainer to challenge, yay!

[Aura]

I refuse to beware ANY evil.

The only person who wants to battle you is a guy with a large beard.

[Italian Ninja]

ooc:im changing it as soon as possible

lets do it

[Aura]

OOC: You need 300 posts before a name change.

"We shall fight? Go, Ledyba!"

[Italian Ninja]

ooc: i know

go starly wing attack

[Aura]

Starly slams its wings into Ledyba, KOing it on contact.

"Go, Ekans!"

[Italian Ninja]

go gastly hypnosis

[Aura]

Gastly sways back and forth. Soon, the snake falls asleep.

[Italian Ninja]

gastly lick it man just lick it

ooc:going to sleep now bye

[Aura]

Gastly licks the snake. Nothing else really happens.

[Italian Ninja]

return gastly. go caravanna brine

[Aura]

Carvanha fires a spray of salty water at Ekans, waking it up.

[Italian Ninja]

caravanna bite it and dont let go

ooc: can i give my pokemon nicknames?

[Aura]

OOC: Yes.

Carvanha bites onto Ekans. Ekans becomes immobile.

[Italian Ninja]

ooc: caravanna now chompy, carvanna hard to spell

chompy rage while its imobile

[Aura]

OOC: :hmm: How interesting.

The fish shakes violently, doing massive damage.

Finish the Ekans!

[Italian Ninja]

ooc: is illuyad still accepting regristrations?

chompy one last brine

[Aura]

OOC: Yes, they are.

Chompy blasts Ekans with water, KOing it.

Level up for Chompy/acquired $300.

[Italian Ninja]

ooc: ok ill think up a character and register

starly gets level up to right?
---------------------------
lets talk to the man

[Aura]

OOC: Yes.

"That was an impressive battle. ph34r my h4x b34rd."

[Italian Ninja]

"what did you just say about my pet chicken.He's sensstive"

[Aura]

"I said nothing about a chicken. I said ph34r my h4x b34rd. Also, that was a very, very good battle."

[Italian Ninja]

"ok bye then"
runs quickly away from the strange man
lets heal

[Aura]

You run away from the h4x b34rd, and heal at the poke center.

[Italian Ninja]

ok lets go train in the grass

[Aura]

You walk onto somebody's lawn and try to train your pokemon. An angry old man with a shotgun runs out onto the porch, yelling at you to get off his land.

[Italian Ninja]

ah run, ok bad idea lets try the forest

ooc:i made my registration for illuyad check it out

[Aura]

As you wander through the forest, you come upon what looks like a mansion.

[Italian Ninja]

oh scary but it looks fun lets go! gastly will be right at home

[Aura]

You attempt to enter, but a guard stops you.

"What business do you have with Master Richdude?"

[Italian Ninja]

lets do the jedi mind trick *My business is private*

if that doesn't work gastly use hypnosis

[Aura]

"Mr. Richdude does not wish to be disturbed. Please come back at a later time. And don't use your pokemon on me. It is very rude."

[Italian Ninja]

humf well gooday sir

lets go train

ooc:can you please check out my registration for illuyad

[Aura]

You attempt to train, but you cannot lift another weight.

Or, did you mean your pokemon? If so, a wild Nincada is nearby.

[Italian Ninja]

yay go gastly hypnosis

[Aura]

OOC: Shift.

Gastly sways back and forth. Soon, the bug falls asleep.

[Italian Ninja]

Occ:what shift, i didnt shift the statue of liberty for a piece of cheese if thats what your thinking :paranoid:

gastly lick it

ooc 2:whats your wi-fi friend code?

[Aura]

OOC: It's in the Friend Code thing...I'll go get it.

Gastly licks Nincada. Ew. Insect exoskeleton.

[Italian Ninja]

hmm my favorite gastly return,go starly wing attack

ooc: oh and mine is Alex 3565-8490-4480

[Aura]

OOC: Okay, do you need me to post my code?

Also, my voice might shock you. It's not what you would expect.
I'm assuming you are assuming a nerdy guy going "Haha, my pokemans beated up your pokemans.

Starly flies into the exoskeleton. How scientific.

[Italian Ninja]

ooc: nah you seem pretty cool actualy, oh and i found it myself took me an entire minute :grr: grr

starly quick attack full speed

[Aura]

OOC: An entire minute? How upsetting.

I'll go onto Wi-Fi. I'll see you there.

Starly tackled into Nincada, dealing a final blow.

Level up/catch?

[Italian Ninja]

have no pokeballs but i dont want it to suffer so lets bring to the pokemon center

[Aura]

OOC: Will you be going onto Wi-fi?

You pick up the insect and carry it to a poke center.

What now?

[Italian Ninja]

ooc: yeah

wait until its healed

[Aura]

OOC: I'm in a battle now.

It takes two years, but Nincada is now healed.

[Italian Ninja]

woah that took a while i really need to go to the bathroom

ok better now lets see if nincaid wants to tag along

ooc: tell me when your done oh and i need to do some stuff befor im ready to battle

[Aura]

OOC: I'm ready now.

Nincada nods its head, then jumps onto your head.

[Italian Ninja]

ooc:coolio wait does this count as one of my pokemon?

if so level and gender please also caterpie to computer.
meet you in union room
----------------------------------------------------
lets go find a trainer new friend

[Aura]

8, male.

Sorry about the not being there. Nobody was on, so I went to battle people on Custom Robo Arena Wi-Fi. Fun.

You find a trainer. What do you do with this trainer?

[Italian Ninja]

lets battle
-----------
ooc: god man please check out my illuyad registration, please?

[Aura]

After punching each other, he decides to send out Geodude.

[Italian Ninja]

go carvanna brine of doom!!!!!!!!!!

[Aura]

Chompy takes advantage of the brine of doom, and brines like doom. It also wins.

Level up for Chompy.

[Italian Ninja]

lets talk to the trainer
--------------------
ooc:please post in the registration

[Aura]

"How DARE you attack me Geodude. Very not nice!"

[Italian Ninja]

you not nice for punching me in the head erlier

[Aura]

"You started it!"

The guy throws a piece of grass at you.

[Italian Ninja]

gastly go hypnosisness

ooc: after you posted everybody did

[Aura]

The trainer closes his eyes. Hypnosis did not work!

[Italian Ninja]

gastly does your ghost thing and posses him

ooc:oh and can i make my illuyad profile now

[Aura]

OOC: Yes, you may.

Gastly floats into the guy. He starts to punch himself.

[Italian Ninja]

wow that actualy worked um ok gastly you can stop.........................................now

[Aura]

Gastly floats out of the body. The guy looks around, confused.

[Italian Ninja]

ha that was fun anyway gastly lick him

[Aura]

Gastly floats up and licks the guy. The spit hardens, and he cannot move.

[Italian Ninja]

hah lets steal his money

[Aura]

Acquired $50.

Now what?

[Italian Ninja]

lets be evil and stick a kick me note to his back and then letsgoback to town and heal

[Aura]

You attach a sign, go back to town, and heal.

Along the way, you punch a random guy because his shoes didn't match.

[Italian Ninja]

lets go train in the forest

[Aura]

In the forest, you find a WTF Heracross.

[Italian Ninja]

omg a heracross starly wing attack

[Aura]

Even though Wing Attack has a 360 base power, it does not KO Heracross. Heracross tackles into Starly.

[Italian Ninja]

damn thats one strong heracross,starly wing attack once more

[Aura]

lolol pwn. Heracross has fainted.

Level up for Starly.

Catch Hera?

[Italian Ninja]

ONOZ i have no pokeballs go whismur,whismur you and starly help me carry heracross back to the pokecenter

oh deja vu

[Aura]

ONOZ you run back and ask the nurse to heal it. She does.

[Italian Ninja]

okay herclu....uh heracross want to come with me if yes im realsing nincaid

[Aura]

Heracross shakes its head. How mean.

[Italian Ninja]

wait how does it shake its head it has no neck

well then want me to take you back to the forest

ooc:what level are the pokemon at the first gym