Duh'venger's Fabulous Alternate Account Clan!

[Duh'venger]

+Are You?+...the proud owner of an Alternate Account?
+Does Your Alt?+...get no respect due to low post count/low rep/recent registration date/extremely stupid screenname?+FRET NO MORE!+ This is the Clan for YOU YOUR ALT(S)! Now YOU YOUR ALT(S) can share fellowship with the alts of others in GW's Alternate Account Clan! YES, it's the Clan of the Future! It's the Be All and End all of Clans! It's the Stupendous, it's the Phenomenal, it's the Monumental, It's...
:) :cool:+The+ +++++Alternate+
+Account++++++++Clan+:cool: :)
+All You Need to Join+...is an Alternate Account that meets a few simple requirements. These minor qualifications are solely designed to ensure a quality Clan we can all be proud of and are in no way formulated to exclude anyone's legitimate alt from membership in The Alternate Account Clan.

+Membership Requirements:+1. An Alternate Account with...
2. A minimum of 25 posts and...
3. A signature. (2 week rule.)That's it! Simply post with your alt in this Clan and if Duh'venger recognizes you as an Alt he knows you will be added immediately. If Duh'venger is unfamiliar with your alt he will PM that account requesting that you PM him back from your main account to confirm the request. All main account identities will be held in STRICTEST CONFIDENCE. Your secret is safe with Duh'venger.

WARNING! CAUTION! HEADS UP!This Clan has only two rules:
* NO SPAM! and...
* NO INTERACTION BETWEEN YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT AND YOUR ALT(S) OR AMONG YOUR ALT(S) AT ANY TIME!
Alt interaction is a serious violation of Forumwide Rules and is a BANNABLE OFFENSE. If you have never had an alternate account before now, HEED THIS: YOU MUST REMAIN AWARE OF AND ADHERE TO THIS RULE WITHOUT FAIL.
Duh'venger would feel terrible (for about 30 5 seconds) if your alt(s) AND your main account were BOTH/ALL banned for failing to PAY STRICT ATTENTION to this simple but IMPORTANT PROHIBITION.WARNING! CAUTION! HEADS UP!
+Join Now And Be the First On Your Block!+
+In a League of His Own+
Duh'venger - 1/24/02
+Charter Members+
NextBigThing - 1/23/06
dull - 2/02/02
fool wanna B - 3/26/05
VEE PEE ESS - 3/29/05
Jar Jar Binks - 7/22/05
Senor Fuzzynutz - 5/21/05
Joe Mamma - 4/03/06
flowerflower - 3/15/05
fool #1 - 7/29/03
Revenger - 11/14/05
+In On The Ground Floor Members+
Old Man Jenkins - 1/08/07
Julz - 7/16/05
Rep Fairy - 9/28/05
Viciousflamer! - 4/16/07
AssAvenger - 4/17/05
DragonMan V3 - 10/28/02
Yamamoto - 6/10/07
ShellSchmuck'67 - 7/25/05
Al Bhed - 5/27/05
Brown Stain - 11/03/06
+In By the Skin of Their Teeth Members+
Cap'n Trenchard - 7/02/07
Super Saiyan4 - 11/07/05
MorbidGoth - 6/28/07
MillionthMonkey - 9/25/07
Shagadelic - 4/4/06
Klown - 3/24/05

[Coleman]

A special message from Coleman:

I'm here to reiterate what Duh'venger has said about alt accounts. They are, by NO MEANS to be used to interact with it's main, nor should they be used to interact with other alts of yours. Alt-interaction is an INSTA-ban offense, for both the alt and the main account it is linked to. I really don't want to have to ban people for posting in a clan that's here for fun. So under no circumstances should you do it!

That is all! Enjoy!

(Also note for myself and Tom, leave this post here for all splits.)

[Jar Jar Binks]

Ok, I voted option #3, so can this alt who is - dare I say it - even MORE powerful than the original, join? :D
You must learn the way of the alt young Padawan. To truly be an alt, you can't have this be your main account, and since you won't use your main account for fear of violating a ZT restriction, that means that your comatose account is not an alt. Jar Jar has spoken. So it is written, so shall it be done.


Live, Local, Late Breaking. It's time for KDOME News.

A group of music lovers took a strange approach at voicing their dissatisfaction with a particular member. (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=567938) If only their was a place they could have gone to take matters into their own hands. (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=56) :shrug: Good luck with the forum block I guess.

Nobody likes a warning (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=567990). But don't do the crime (http://forums.gamewinners.com/rules/index.php#trolling), if you can't do the time.

Someone (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=567962) needs to visit the name change forum.

Speaking of name changes, All the right names (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=567936), all the wrong reasons (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7845491#post7845491).

There have been unconfirmed reports of an increase in alt activity. Stay tuned for the evening news where we have a special interview with marasamune who will enlighten our viewers on the unspeakable evil that alts create. Are alts really a sign that the apocalypse is upon us? Find out at 10.

[Koulrophobia]

Jar Jar, you forgot about Aphrodite.'s alt!

Now I have someone else besides Klown to be scared of :O_O:

Edit: I can't post links yet! It's in the welcome room.

[Duh'venger]

ATTENTION: THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH!VENGER HAS SOMETHING TO BRAY!

Duh!venger is gratified to see the return of the KDome News to his clan. Many thanks to Jar Jar Binks for allowing Duh!venger to host it! :D

*****

Duh!venger is repulsed by Coma Boy's nefarious ways. Duh!venger originally wasn't going to allow him to join, because Duh!venger thought that his main had been banned, and that the Coma Boy account was now the main. But then he received a PM from Cpl. Isoor telling him different.

But now that this news has come to light, Duh!venger is forced to reconsider again. Deliberations are in progress. Seeing 5 to 10 new posts by Cpl. Isoor would do wonders for his cause, which, as things stand now, is, at best, precarious. :hmm:


THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH!VENGER HAS SPEWED!
:guns:Klowny:smash: :cletus:

[fool wanna B]

WUT IZ GOHIN AHN HEER?

:fireball: COMATOAST WOMAN :smash:

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Hehe, split. (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=568282)

[Jar Jar Binks]

ZOMG! Power aboose!! (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=568291) How dare they ban someone for constantly breaking rules. The rebellion scheduled for this morning was canceled due a severe case of nobody giving a sh!t.

In a related story, KDOME news has just received the official list of every member of GW who has ever been wrongfully banned:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.list are for n00bs

Is posting at GW an addiction? (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=568303) There is a new 12 step program for this. Step #1, stop posting. Step #2 through #12, see Step #1

Alts were a big topic (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=568241)of inquiry this week. Maybe once they are understood (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=568197), they won't be so persecuted. Free the Alts!!! (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=568173)Counterpoint by mara at 11.

Stunning KDOME investigative reporting uncovers nursing home abuse! (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=568161) The elderly get less respect everyday.

Happy Fourth of July, and thank you for watching KDOME news!!

[VEE PEE ESS]

Happy Fourth of July, and thank you for watching KDOME news!!Thank you so much!

that jar jar is such a nice man... :swoons:

This may or may not be news to some of you, but I have an unread PM dating back over two years!

*sticks out chest*

[Duh'venger]

ATTENTION: THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH!VENGER HAS SOMETHING TO BRAY!

Duh!venger has seen fit to revive his clan.

Now, STOP quaking and START posting, damn it!


THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH!VENGER HAS SPEWED!
:guns:Klowny:smash: :cletus:

[Major Isoor]

ATTENTION: THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH!VENGER HAS SOMETHING TO BRAY!

But now that this news has come to light, Duh!venger is forced to reconsider again. Deliberations are in progress. Seeing 5 to 10 new posts by Cpl. Isoor would do wonders for his cause, which, as things stand now, is, at best, precarious. :hmm:


THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH!VENGER HAS SPEWED!
:guns:Klowny:smash: :cletus:

I've been promoted, didn't you know? :P And so here's a post by my main, sorry it's so late, been a bit inactive, lately.

[fool wanna B]

WUT IZ DIS PLAYS? EH WOT WOT

:fireball: EEYORE :smash:

[Major Isoor]

lol, ah yes, how I've missed those poor-spelling alts who like to immitate farm animals. :D

Oh, and Klo- Uh, Duh'venger, how come you changed your name to "Duh!venger"? Although it's good to see that it's back now! :D :P

[Ants!]

Now you know my shameful secret. Isoor has really been my alt this entire time.

[Major Isoor]

Now you know my shameful secret. Isoor has really been my alt this entire time.

Oh really? Then how come you (presumably) still post in the T-Dome, after being (quite unfairly, one might say) forum-blocked from it? Because in that case, we'd all get banned.
...
Oh sh- :D :P

[fool wanna B]

Oh really? Then how come you (presumably) still post in the T-Dome, after being (quite unfairly, one might say) forum-blocked from it? Because in that case, we'd all get banned.
...
Oh sh- :D :P
EWE R VALUNTEARING 2 B BENND?

[Major Isoor]

No, I was just attampting to prove Ants! wrong, but failing, in a sense. :P

[fool wanna B]

JIZT UH NERMUL DAE 4 YOO

[Klowny]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

KLOWNY IS DUH'VENGER!!!

[shortkut]

you're not an alt at all!!! get out of my house!

[Duh'venger]

ATTENTION: THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH!VENGER HAS SOMETHING TO BRAY!
you're not an alt at all!!! get out of my house!Thank you kut, Duh'venger was just about to violate the no interaction interdiction by telling that loutish buffoon to get the hell out of here himself!


THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH!VENGER HAS SPEWED!
:guns:Klowny:smash: :cletus:

[shortkut]

what nerve. can you believe these guys?

[Major Isoor]

I know! The cheek of them not using their alts! For shame! :D :P :paranoid:

[Koulrophobia]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

KLOWNY IS DUH'VENGER!!!

Get out of my sanctuary! PLEASE! :bawl:

[MillionthMonkey]

:monkey: ....rigj-9y9w bsa; zxcvlkhGet out of my sanctuary! PLEASE! :bawl:Please to be exiting my barrel of fun!
et;oiy 5v5io2y qp45mj.... :monkey:

[Rep Fairy]

SHH!
:paranoid:
Mind if I hide here? I just need a small space, the type of space that would make Plug claustrophobic.

I swear to GOD if any of you alert flowerflower of my whereabouts I will kill you! hehe :hug:






I'll do it too.

[MillionthMonkey]

...wp 5uyb tpwo iydf
:monkey:
Judging by the activity of this topic, this is the last place anyone would look for you... or for anyone else for that matter. :creepy:town
:monkey:
pwr oitub 34x89 lkhj...

[Rep Fairy]

150 needed
48 obtained

102 more to go until I have rep influence. Going to make a majority of them in here! You will be seeing a lot more of me elsewhere too, especially in your rep comments.

[dull]

150 needed
48 obtained

102 more to go until I have rep influence.Unless they've upped the ante, you only need 100 total posts to have influence. I got it at 100, and assume I still do.

*checks*

Hmm. I don't have any influence. Maybe I never did. I know I got something for 100 posts. :confused:

Oh, yeah, inclusion on the members list.

[Klown]

Get out of my sanctuary! PLEASE! :bawl:

:hmm: Fear of Klowns? There's only one.


At least right now. However more might show up; maybe even months from now. But they will show up! :rant:

[VEE PEE ESS]

Klown, you make me want to revive Butt Plug REAL BAD.

[Midniteklown]

You guys should really stop posting with all these alts. Someone (read; :guns: Coleman :smash:) is going to get very confused and start banning people.

[VEE PEE ESS]

Yes, the nerve of these ridiculous alts posting in the Alt Clan. What is C & C coming to? :grr:

*seriously considers reviving Butt Plug to rid the world of Klown Sphincters*

[Klowny]

You guys should really stop posting with all these alts. Someone (read; :guns: Coleman :smash:) is going to get very confused and start banning people.*seemingly quotes self to maximize coleman's bewilderment, causing him to ban all Klowns for interaction and generate highly amusing GWCourt topic*

PS. You need to copy and paste someone's sig, Klown. Not saying whose.

[Duh'venger]

ATTENTION: THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH!VENGER HAS SOMETHING TO BRAY!Fear of Klowns? There's only one.You guys should really stop posting with all these alts. Someone (read; :guns: Coleman :smash:) is going to get very confused and start banning people.Duh'venger needs point out that, according to the arcane rules of this clan, the member Klown is in fact the main, not the alt. Vicious, being newer than Klown, is by rule the true alt.


THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH!VENGER HAS SPEWED!
:guns:Klowny:smash:

[Coleman]

Yes, the nerve of these ridiculous alts posting in the Alt Clan. What is C & C coming to? :grr:

*seriously considers reviving Butt Plug to rid the world of Klown Sphincters*
No, not the alts. The alts that I think all belong to the same guy.

[Duh'venger]

ATTENTION: THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH!VENGER HAS SOMETHING TO BRAY!
No, not the alts. The alts that I think all belong to the same guy.Please leave.

Donut make me report you to the real Coleman.


THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH!VENGER HAS SPEWED!
:guns:Klowny:smash:

[Midniteklown]

You don't have the balls!

[Klοwn]

maybe even months from now.

Today, 09:41 AM is much sooner than that!


Pour Koulrophobia, he is not safe anywhere now.

[Klown]

Vicious, being newer than Klown, is by rule the true alt.[/size]

Join dates say otherwise. I demand membership! :cool2:

You don't have the balls!

The balls are all in Klown's corner pocket! :nuts:

Pour Koulrophobia, he is not safe anywhere now.
*seemingly quotes self to maximize coleman's bewilderment, causing him to ban all Klowns for interaction and generate highly amusing GWCourt topic*

Quoting you both to add to the confusion.

[Klowny]

Al Amaloo assured me last year that, until further notice, there was to be a moratorium on the creation of yet more annoying Klown accounts.

*bad reps the most recent Klown*

[Rep Fairy]

Klown, you make me want to revive Butt Plug REAL BAD.

You mean he died!? :bawl: When and how? :cry:

[Duh'venger]

ATTENTION: THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH!VENGER HAS SOMETHING TO BRAY!
Klown --> Vicious! [8.8.08]
Vicious! --> Klown [8.8.08]Duh'venger admires your all-or-nothing chutzpah. You're in, ya feeb!


THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH!VENGER HAS SPEWED!
:guns:Klowny:smash:

[Viscous!]

As long as all the sh*theads are joining, I should probably be added too.

F*ck yeah!

[fool wanna B]

2 MENY KLOUNZ EN KNOT ENUF FUULZ

:fireball: KLOUNZ :smash:

[Major Isoor]

Just the way it should be! :D

[fool #1]

2 MENY KLOUNZ EN KNOT ENUF FUULZ

:fireball: KLOUNZ :smash:WOT?!?!?2

WEE KNEED 2 FYND FUUL #2 END PRON TOE!!!!!!!!!1 :eek:

AYE WYLL LUUK HI!!!!!!!!!1 :^:

U LUUK LO!!!!!!!!!!!1 :v:

[Rep Fairy]

What a sausage fest. :whatever: Am I really the only girl in here!?

[flowerflower]

2 MENY KLOUNZ EN KNOT ENUF FUULZ
NEA VEER KAN THAIR BEE ENUF FUULZ OAR KLUUNZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yell:

[Julz]

What a sausage fest. :whatever: Am I really the only girl in here!?I'm skeptical about the veracity of your girlhood. There's something fishy about you, and it isn't a vagina. :hmm:

[Sexy Smuɾf]

What a sausage fest. :whatever: Am I really the only girl in here!?

I resent that!


Just because I haven't been around doesn't mean that no one is thinking of me, right?

Tee hee

Vicious!
>>---<3--->
Sexy Smurf

[Rep Fairy]

I'm skeptical about the veracity of your girlhood.
I'm small...so they're also small. :bawl:

Just because I haven't been around doesn't mean that no one is thinking of me, right?

Sexy Smurf--->:hug:<---Me






Julz----->:cry:

[Revenger]

HEAR YEx2! THE GREATER REVENGER FEELS THE NEED TO RUB ONE OUT!

Your links are no match for Revenger's massive, throbbing, sizzling frank. To put that in your month would be inconsiderable. Your mouth would be like a coffee stir stick eating a tunnel digger.

Call in. Duh'venger, present. Revenger, present. Empty seats, f*cking present.


THE OMEGA ONE HAS CAME & GONE!!!
:ew::worship:

Revenger's dick ain't sucking itself bitches

[brown stain]

2 MENY KLOUNZ EN KNOT ENUF FUULZ

:fireball: KLOUNZ :smash:

dere r moar fewlz den u theenk.

sum awv uz r fewlz n owr hartz!



:bump:ekskloosiv klubz:penguin2:

[Duh'venger]

ATTENTION: THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH'VENGER HAS SOMETHING TO BRAY!

Too many fools + too many klowns = way too few VPS's. :(

* * * * * * * *+Vps+* * * * * * * *

THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH'VENGER HAS SPEWED!
:guns:Klowny:smash: :cletus:

[Rep Fairy]

Get out of my bottle! I can't breathe! VENGY I CAN'T BREATHE!!!

[fool #1]

ITZ TYM 2 STRAT HOUR OWEN FUULZ KLAN!!!!!!!!1 :rock:

KNOW KLOUNZ OAR PHAREEZ A LOUD!!!!!!!!!!1 :yell:

:fireball:NONFUULAWLTZ:smash:

[Jar Jar Binks]

The news reportage sux now that GW court has gone sissy. Automation killed all the funny threads.

[Duh'venger]

ATTENTION: THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH'VENGER HAS SOMETHING TO BRAY!

Duh'venger, too, is disheartened by the dearth of yuks engendered by the advent of these newfangled impersonal features...

UNBAN ME! UNBAN ME! UNBAN ME, U C*CKSUKKERZ!!!


THE NOT-SO-HOT DUH'VENGER HAS SPEWED!
:guns:Klowny:smash: :cletus: