James89
December 19th, 2006, 09:16 PM
Me and smash (mostly samsh) put together these awards just for fun. See if one of your players made the all star team, or scroll down and find out what me and smash really think of you :D
-League MVP
LaDanian Tomlinson (The Laughing Mules)
-League Defensive MVP
Zach Thomas (The Smashbr-Owners)
-Offensive Rookie of the Year
Marques Colston (Hot Dice)
-Defensive Rookie of the Year
DeMeco Ryans (Hot Dice)
-Division I Offensive MVP
LaDanian Tomlinson (The Laughing Mules)
-Division I Defensive MVP
Zach Thomas (The Smashbr-Owners)
-Division II Offensive MVP
Peyton Manning (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
-Division II Defensive MVP
Lance Briggs (The Velociraptors)
-Division III Offensive MVP
Tiki Barber (Doom)
-Division III Defensive MVP
London Fletcher (The Purple $corpions)
-League All Star 1st Team
QB:
Peyton Manning (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
RB:
LaDanian Tomlinson (The Laughing Mules)
Steven Jackson (The Velociraptors)
WR:
Chad Johnson (Sexy Mother F’ers)
Reggie Wayne (Hot Dice)
TE:
Antonio Gates (The Laughing Mules)
DL:
Jason Taylor (Doom)
Terrell Suggs (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
LB:
Zach Thomas (The Smashbr-Owners)
Brian Urlacher (The Laughing Mules)
DB:
Ronde Barber (The Hard Hittaz)
Champ Bailey (The Purple $corpions)
K:
Nate Kaeding (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
UTIL:
Larry Johnson (The Smashbr-Owners)
London Fletcher (The Purple $corpions)
-League All Star 2nd team
QB:
Michael Vick (Hot Dice)
RB:
Willie Parker (The Troopers)
Tiki Barber (Doom)
WR:
Torry Holt (Sexy Mother F’ers)
Donald Driver (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
TE:
Todd Heap (Sexy Mother F’ers)
DL:
Julius Peppers (Sexy Mother F’ers)
Alex Brown (Wildboyz)
LB:
Donnie Edwards (The Troopers)
James Farrior (The Troopers)
DB:
Kerry Rhodes (Deja Entendu)
Adrian Wilson (Sexy Mother F’ers)
K:
Jeff Wilkins (Sexy Mother F’ers)
UTIL:
Steve Smith (The Troopers)
Lance Briggs (The Velociraptors)
Division I All Star Team
QB:
Michael Vick (Hot Dice)
RB:
LaDanian Tomlinson (The Laughing Mules)
Larry Johnson (The Smashbr-Owners)
WR:
Reggie Wayne (Hot Dice)
Steve Smith (The Troopers)
TE:
Antonio Gates (The Laughing Mules)
DL:
Ty Warren (The Laughing Mules)
Tamba Hali (The Troopers)
LB:
Zach Thomas (The Smashbr-Owners)
Brian Urlacher (The Laughing Mules)
DB:
Antoine Winfield (The Laughing Mules)
Ken Hamlin (Hot Dice)
K:
John Kasay (The Troopers)
UTIL:
Willie Parker (The Troopers)
Donnie Edwards (The Troopers)
Division II All Star Team
QB:
Peyton Manning (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
RB:
Steven Jackson (The Velociraptors)
Brian Westbrook (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
WR:
Chad Johnson (Sexy Mother F’ers)
Torry Holt (Sexy Mother F’ers)
TE:
Todd Heap (Sexy Mother F’ers)
DL:
Terrell Suggs (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
Julius Peppers (Sexy Mother F’ers)
LB:
Lance Briggs (The Velociraptors)
Antonio Pierce (Deja Entendu)
DB:
Kerry Rhodes (Deja Entendu)
Adrian Wilson (Sexy Mother F’ers)
K:
Nate Kaeding (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
UTIL:
Donald Driver (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
Lofa Tatupu (The Velociraptors)
Division III All Star Team
QB:
Drew Brees (The Hard Hittaz)
RB:
Tiki Barber (Doom)
Kevin Jones (The Hard Hittaz)
WR:
Terrell Owens (The Hard Hittaz)
Javon Walker (The Purple $corpions)
TE:
Alge Crumpler (Doom)
DL:
Jason Taylor (Doom)
Alex Brown (Wildboyz)
LB:
London Fletcher (The Purple $corpions)
Keith Bulluck (Wildboyz)
DB:
Ronde Barber (The Hard Hittaz)
Champ Bailey (The Purple $corpions)
K:
Adam Vinateri (The Hard Hittaz)
UTIL:
Chester Taylor (Wildboyz)
Cato June (Doom)
Offense of the Year
The Laughing Mules
Offensive Steal of the Draft
Michael Vick (Hot Dice)
Defensive Steal of the Draft
Tamba Hali (The Troopers)
Co-Undrafted Players of the Year
DeMeco Ryans (Hot Dice)
Kerry Rhodes (Deja Entendu)
Co-Disappointments of the Year
Cadillac Williams (FA)
Shaun Alexander (Hot Dice)
Biggest New York Jet
Pontus can’t draft. First, he drafted Carson Palmer in the 2nd round after drafing Manning, and didn’t start him once. Then later in the draft, he tried to pick Rod Woodson. He failed to post his starters most of the time, and never knew that a player was hurt. He drove James crazy wondering why Brian Kelley never got any points.
Biggest talent-waster
Zackman did the following:
Dropped Brett Favre for Jake Plummer;
Dropped Aaron Kampman for some Bill nobody has ever heard of.
‘nuff said.
Biggest smashbro14
The in the Sky! had Brady, Kevin Faulk, Chad Jackson, Seymour, Watson, Warren, Bruschi, Colvin, Rodney Harrison, and probably some other Patriots on his team throughout the year, and started most of them every week. He got lucky because this was his first league ever, and he’s a jerk.
Best Ocho Cinco Imitator
Big Daddy’s receivers scored in the double digits just about every time. Andre Johnson and Steve Smith had many games with 30+ points, Lee Evans had a 64 point game, and Terry Glenn is a girl’s name.
Biggest Kellen Winslow
James looked like he had the best team early in the season, but after losing Mike Peterson, Donovan McNabb, Dan Morgan, and Odell Thurman, he fell behind. On a side note, he also dropped Chris Hope and DeMeco Ryans. He still thought he was the best after all these injuries.
Biggest Washington Redskins (aka Arizona Cardinals)
Smash had so much talent on his team, but nearly every week he couldn’t fit it all together to work. The Laughing Mules were who he thought they were, BUT HE LET ‘EM OFF THE HOOK!
Biggest ’90’s Bill
Velocity was 3rd, 3rd, and 2nd in points in the first 3 weeks, and he played the 2nd, 2nd, and 1st best scoring offenses. He’s just unlucky, but then he fell apart, like the Bills did after ’93.
Biggest ’04 Vikings
Doom had a 7 game losing streak after beginning the season well. And he’s a Vikings fan!
Biggest Oakland Raiders
Gabby was the chillest person in the league. I don’t think he ever knew if he won or lost, and didn’t care, like Randy Moss said. He’s also a Raiders fan! And his name starts with the same letter that Art Shell does! It’s all coming into place…
Biggest Seattle Seahawks
The Seahawks were cheated by the refs in Superbowl XL, and should have won the game. If Freakish wasn’t cheated, then he would have gone 14-0 and every player on his team would have made 1st team All-GW. James did so not get to the goalline on that QB Sneak.
Biggest Baltimore Ravens
XZ had 0 offense, but the defense from hell with Bulluck, Vilma, Spikes, Polomalu, Dawkins, Sims, Abraham, Kampman, and Alex Brown. Jeb Putzier and Brad Johnson were on his offense. Hehe.
Biggest Kansas City Chiefs
Yue was in one hell of a division to compete in, so he missed the playoffs. For example, he had the 2nd best quarterback and receiver and the offensive and defensive rookies of the year. Last year, the Chiefs would have made the playoffs if in the NFC, and the same might happen this year.
Biggest Ryan Leaf
Asterisk knows his football, so he was supposed to good, but he decided to never draft anyone.
Biggest sUpEr SoNiC_80
… uh… we couldn’t think of anything for him.
Hope you liked them.
-League MVP
LaDanian Tomlinson (The Laughing Mules)
-League Defensive MVP
Zach Thomas (The Smashbr-Owners)
-Offensive Rookie of the Year
Marques Colston (Hot Dice)
-Defensive Rookie of the Year
DeMeco Ryans (Hot Dice)
-Division I Offensive MVP
LaDanian Tomlinson (The Laughing Mules)
-Division I Defensive MVP
Zach Thomas (The Smashbr-Owners)
-Division II Offensive MVP
Peyton Manning (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
-Division II Defensive MVP
Lance Briggs (The Velociraptors)
-Division III Offensive MVP
Tiki Barber (Doom)
-Division III Defensive MVP
London Fletcher (The Purple $corpions)
-League All Star 1st Team
QB:
Peyton Manning (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
RB:
LaDanian Tomlinson (The Laughing Mules)
Steven Jackson (The Velociraptors)
WR:
Chad Johnson (Sexy Mother F’ers)
Reggie Wayne (Hot Dice)
TE:
Antonio Gates (The Laughing Mules)
DL:
Jason Taylor (Doom)
Terrell Suggs (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
LB:
Zach Thomas (The Smashbr-Owners)
Brian Urlacher (The Laughing Mules)
DB:
Ronde Barber (The Hard Hittaz)
Champ Bailey (The Purple $corpions)
K:
Nate Kaeding (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
UTIL:
Larry Johnson (The Smashbr-Owners)
London Fletcher (The Purple $corpions)
-League All Star 2nd team
QB:
Michael Vick (Hot Dice)
RB:
Willie Parker (The Troopers)
Tiki Barber (Doom)
WR:
Torry Holt (Sexy Mother F’ers)
Donald Driver (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
TE:
Todd Heap (Sexy Mother F’ers)
DL:
Julius Peppers (Sexy Mother F’ers)
Alex Brown (Wildboyz)
LB:
Donnie Edwards (The Troopers)
James Farrior (The Troopers)
DB:
Kerry Rhodes (Deja Entendu)
Adrian Wilson (Sexy Mother F’ers)
K:
Jeff Wilkins (Sexy Mother F’ers)
UTIL:
Steve Smith (The Troopers)
Lance Briggs (The Velociraptors)
Division I All Star Team
QB:
Michael Vick (Hot Dice)
RB:
LaDanian Tomlinson (The Laughing Mules)
Larry Johnson (The Smashbr-Owners)
WR:
Reggie Wayne (Hot Dice)
Steve Smith (The Troopers)
TE:
Antonio Gates (The Laughing Mules)
DL:
Ty Warren (The Laughing Mules)
Tamba Hali (The Troopers)
LB:
Zach Thomas (The Smashbr-Owners)
Brian Urlacher (The Laughing Mules)
DB:
Antoine Winfield (The Laughing Mules)
Ken Hamlin (Hot Dice)
K:
John Kasay (The Troopers)
UTIL:
Willie Parker (The Troopers)
Donnie Edwards (The Troopers)
Division II All Star Team
QB:
Peyton Manning (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
RB:
Steven Jackson (The Velociraptors)
Brian Westbrook (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
WR:
Chad Johnson (Sexy Mother F’ers)
Torry Holt (Sexy Mother F’ers)
TE:
Todd Heap (Sexy Mother F’ers)
DL:
Terrell Suggs (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
Julius Peppers (Sexy Mother F’ers)
LB:
Lance Briggs (The Velociraptors)
Antonio Pierce (Deja Entendu)
DB:
Kerry Rhodes (Deja Entendu)
Adrian Wilson (Sexy Mother F’ers)
K:
Nate Kaeding (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
UTIL:
Donald Driver (PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY)
Lofa Tatupu (The Velociraptors)
Division III All Star Team
QB:
Drew Brees (The Hard Hittaz)
RB:
Tiki Barber (Doom)
Kevin Jones (The Hard Hittaz)
WR:
Terrell Owens (The Hard Hittaz)
Javon Walker (The Purple $corpions)
TE:
Alge Crumpler (Doom)
DL:
Jason Taylor (Doom)
Alex Brown (Wildboyz)
LB:
London Fletcher (The Purple $corpions)
Keith Bulluck (Wildboyz)
DB:
Ronde Barber (The Hard Hittaz)
Champ Bailey (The Purple $corpions)
K:
Adam Vinateri (The Hard Hittaz)
UTIL:
Chester Taylor (Wildboyz)
Cato June (Doom)
Offense of the Year
The Laughing Mules
Offensive Steal of the Draft
Michael Vick (Hot Dice)
Defensive Steal of the Draft
Tamba Hali (The Troopers)
Co-Undrafted Players of the Year
DeMeco Ryans (Hot Dice)
Kerry Rhodes (Deja Entendu)
Co-Disappointments of the Year
Cadillac Williams (FA)
Shaun Alexander (Hot Dice)
Biggest New York Jet
Pontus can’t draft. First, he drafted Carson Palmer in the 2nd round after drafing Manning, and didn’t start him once. Then later in the draft, he tried to pick Rod Woodson. He failed to post his starters most of the time, and never knew that a player was hurt. He drove James crazy wondering why Brian Kelley never got any points.
Biggest talent-waster
Zackman did the following:
Dropped Brett Favre for Jake Plummer;
Dropped Aaron Kampman for some Bill nobody has ever heard of.
‘nuff said.
Biggest smashbro14
The in the Sky! had Brady, Kevin Faulk, Chad Jackson, Seymour, Watson, Warren, Bruschi, Colvin, Rodney Harrison, and probably some other Patriots on his team throughout the year, and started most of them every week. He got lucky because this was his first league ever, and he’s a jerk.
Best Ocho Cinco Imitator
Big Daddy’s receivers scored in the double digits just about every time. Andre Johnson and Steve Smith had many games with 30+ points, Lee Evans had a 64 point game, and Terry Glenn is a girl’s name.
Biggest Kellen Winslow
James looked like he had the best team early in the season, but after losing Mike Peterson, Donovan McNabb, Dan Morgan, and Odell Thurman, he fell behind. On a side note, he also dropped Chris Hope and DeMeco Ryans. He still thought he was the best after all these injuries.
Biggest Washington Redskins (aka Arizona Cardinals)
Smash had so much talent on his team, but nearly every week he couldn’t fit it all together to work. The Laughing Mules were who he thought they were, BUT HE LET ‘EM OFF THE HOOK!
Biggest ’90’s Bill
Velocity was 3rd, 3rd, and 2nd in points in the first 3 weeks, and he played the 2nd, 2nd, and 1st best scoring offenses. He’s just unlucky, but then he fell apart, like the Bills did after ’93.
Biggest ’04 Vikings
Doom had a 7 game losing streak after beginning the season well. And he’s a Vikings fan!
Biggest Oakland Raiders
Gabby was the chillest person in the league. I don’t think he ever knew if he won or lost, and didn’t care, like Randy Moss said. He’s also a Raiders fan! And his name starts with the same letter that Art Shell does! It’s all coming into place…
Biggest Seattle Seahawks
The Seahawks were cheated by the refs in Superbowl XL, and should have won the game. If Freakish wasn’t cheated, then he would have gone 14-0 and every player on his team would have made 1st team All-GW. James did so not get to the goalline on that QB Sneak.
Biggest Baltimore Ravens
XZ had 0 offense, but the defense from hell with Bulluck, Vilma, Spikes, Polomalu, Dawkins, Sims, Abraham, Kampman, and Alex Brown. Jeb Putzier and Brad Johnson were on his offense. Hehe.
Biggest Kansas City Chiefs
Yue was in one hell of a division to compete in, so he missed the playoffs. For example, he had the 2nd best quarterback and receiver and the offensive and defensive rookies of the year. Last year, the Chiefs would have made the playoffs if in the NFC, and the same might happen this year.
Biggest Ryan Leaf
Asterisk knows his football, so he was supposed to good, but he decided to never draft anyone.
Biggest sUpEr SoNiC_80
… uh… we couldn’t think of anything for him.
Hope you liked them.