GW Fantasy League- Regular Season Finalle

[James89]

I know I spelled Finalle wrong, sue me.

Week 14
The Smashbr-Owners vs. The Laughing Mules
Hot Dice vs. The Troopers
PICK A TEAM NAME ALREADY vs. Sexy Mother F’ers
Deja Entendu vs. The Velociraptors
The Purple $corpions vs. Wildboyz
Doom vs. The Hard Hittaz

For those in the playoff hunt, this is the most important game of the year. For those of you who are not, well, I guess it isnt much fun.

[The Eye in the Sky!]

It would be a sweet thing to win just because it's smashbro I'm up against.

QB
Tom Brady - Patriots

RB
LaDanian Tomlinson - Chargers
DeAngelo Williams - Panthers

WR
Plaxico "Quits on your team and gets personal fouls" Burress - Giants
Keyshawn "Complains to the ref because he can't jump" Johnson - Panthers

TE
Antonio Gates - Chargers

DL
Ty Warren - Patriots
Richard Seymour - Patriots

LB
Brian Urlacher - Bears
Tedy Bruschi - Patriots

DB
Antione Winfield - Vikings
Ed Reed - Ravens

K
Shayne Graham - Bengals

Utilities
O: Marion Barber - Cowboys
D: Mark Anderson - Bears

[BigDaddy]

If I win, I'm in.

QB:
Jeff "I can't believe I picked him up and am starting him in the most important fantasy week of the season" Garcia - Eagles

RB:
Fast Willie "I have the most unoriginal nickname ever" Parker - Steelers
Warrick "I picked up Norwood, but I'll probably be screwed if I don't stick with Dunn" Dunn - Falcons

WR:
Steve "Throw the ball to him more than a couple times a game!" Smith - Panthers
Andre "Shining star on a crappy team" Johnson - Texans

TE:
Randy "I can't believe he's a starting tight end" McMichael - Dolphins

DL:
Charles "Uh... I got nothin'" Grant - Saints
Tamba "For the love of God, send some blitzers with us because we couldn't get to the Browns' back up quarterback all game" Hali - Chiefs

LB:
Donnie "He was cooler when he played for the Chiefs, but is still cool because he's been consistently good every week for my team" Edwards - Chargers
James "Same as Donnie Ewards minus the used to play for the Chiefs part" Farrior - Steelers

DB:
Ricky "My quarterback throws it to me more than his receivers in practice" Manning Jr. - Bears
Shawn "Hobos take baths in" Springs - Redskins

K:
Josh "I wish I was on a consistent (AFC) team" Brown - Seahawks

Utility:
Offense: Terry "Throw the ball to him more than TO!" Glenn (WR) - Dallas
Defense: Mike "Hopefully he does better than Rosevelt Colvin" Vrabel (LB) - Patriots

[Velocity]

QB
Trent "Look what I can do after a concussion!" Green - Chiefs

RB
Steven "I'm pretty much amazing" Jackson - Rams
Reggie "The Incumbent" Bush - Saints

WR
Darrell "D.J." Jackson - Seahawks
T.J. "Who's your mama?" Houshmandzadeh - Bengals

TE
Jerramy "I get kneed in the 'nads" Stevens - Seahawks

DL
Robert "Where have I gone this year?" Mathis - Colts
Mike "I can't think of anything to say for this guy" Patterson - Eagles

LB
Lofa "The Beast" Tatupu - Seahawks
Lance "You've never heard of me? ...Dammit, Brian!" Briggs - Bears

DB
Lito "I make big interceptions" Sheppard - Eagles
Charles "Yeah I play defense too" Tillman - Bears

K
Lawrence "I once punched a guy out" Tynes - Chiefs

Utility
Offense: Laurence "The Rookie" Maroney - Patriots
Defense: Marcus "I'm playing this guy 'cause smashbro will give me more points" Washington - Redskins

[Scruffy]

QB
2) Michael "Eff You Atlanta" Vick - Falcons
RB
1) Shaun "Add me to the Madden Curse list" Alexander – Seahawks
2) Willis "Watch me in the only episode of bowling night on ESPN 2" McGahee – Bills

WR
1) Reggie "At least I didn't let a pass bounce off of me for a pick" Wayne - Colts
2) Derrick "I <3 McNair" Mason - Ravens
3) Joey "I'm rivaling dirt and DeAngelo Hall in age and speed" Galloway – Buccaneers

TE
1) Jermaine "Wuggles" Wiggins - Vikings

DL
1) Kyle "It's really hard to give me a nickname because I have 2 last names" Vanden Bosch – Titans
3) Jarvis "Nobody knows who I am" Green - Patriots

LB
1) Demarcus "Who what when" Ware – Cowboys
2) Al "I'm thankful to still be moving" Wilson – Broncos
3) DeMeco "The defensive rookie of the year that Indianapolis foolishly passed up on" Ryans - Texans
DB
1) Bob "Look at me I can fly" Sanders – Colts
2) Ken "What shooting?" Hamlin – Seahawks

K
1) Mike "My insides have caramel and " Nugent - Jets

[Freakish]

QB
2) Jon "only guy I've beaten in the last year is Joey Harrington" Kitna - Lions

RB
3) Frank "best back out of UM" Gore – 49ers
4) Wali "still on the Texans" Lundy - Texans
1) Brandon "if only I wasn't Tiki's backup" Jacobs - Giants

WR
1) Anquan " did we really need Larry Fitzgerald" Boldin - Cardinals
2) Roy "if only my QB could get me the damn ball" Williams - Lions

TE
1) Jason "hrow to me and make TO mad" Witten - Cowboys

DL
2) Shaun "not even the best Shaun on the team" Phillips - Chargers
4) Kelly "****, why have all my DL gotten hurt this year" Gregg - Ravens

LB
1) Antonio "only guy on the Giants D not to get hurt" Pierce - Giants
3) Will "can't stop the run" Witherspoon – Rams
4) Jeremiah "the ambassador" Trotter - Eagles

DB
1) Gibril "I sound like a piece of chicken" Wilson - Giants
3) Kerry "I got nothin" Rhodes - Jets

K
1) Neil "can't make a ****ing kick when I start him" Rackers - Cardinals

[Zackman]

QB: Tony "I wishes I dated Jessica Simpson" Romo- Cowboys

RB: Edgerrin "I sucked until I played last weekend" James-Cardinals
Arlon "who?" Harris-Lions

WR: Muhsin "my quarterback won't complete a single pass this week" Muhammed-Bears
Javon "waiting on a rookie" Walker-Broncos

TE: Kellen "best brown" Winslow-Browns

utility: DeShawn "getting replaced by DeAngelo" Foster-Panthers

DL: Trevor "yay, I'm on the Raven's defense" Price-Ravens
Dwight "too duped to sack anymore" Freeney-Colts

LB: London "don't let the kids break ya, don't let the kids break ya" Fletcher Baker-Bills
AJ "better than Mario" Hawk-Packers

DB: Champ "best corner ever" Bailey-Broncos
DeAngelo "only interception was of Vick at practice" Hall-Falcons

utility: Chris "works with a law firm" Kelsay-Bills

K: Rian "kicks in the rain, wind, and snow" Lindell-Bills

[Scruffy]

QB: Tony "I wishes I dated Jessica Simpson" Romo- Cowboys

RB: Edgerrin "I sucked until I played last weekend" James-Cardinals
Arlon "who?" Harris-Lions

WR: Muhsin "my quarterback won't complete a single pass this week" Muhammed-Bears
Javon "waiting on a rookie" Walker-Broncos

TE: Kellen "best brown" Winslow-Browns

utility: Dallas "Manning spreads the ball" Clark-Colts

DL: Trevor "yay, I'm on the Raven's defense" Price-Ravens
Dwight "too duped to sack anymore" Freeney-Colts

LB: London "don't let the kids break ya, don't let the kids break ya" Fletcher Baker-Bills
AJ "better than Mario" Hawk-Packers

DB: Champ "best corner ever" Bailey-Broncos
DeAngelo "only interception was of Vick at practice" Hall-Falcons

utility: Chris "works with a law firm" Kelsay-Bills

K: Rian "kicks in the rain, wind, and snow" Lindell-Bills

Just some friendly advice... Dallas Clark probably may not play the rest of the season including playoffs and he's definitely out for the regular season.

[smashbro14]

Tom must be defeated!

QB:
Matt "Horray for being back... HasselBACK!" Hasselbeck - Seahawks

RB:
Larry "LT doesn't count, so I'm really the best running back" Johnson - Chiefs
Joseph "Only plays good when is not starting" Addai - Colts

WR:
Marvin "Small head" Harrison - Colts
Antonio "'49er' and 'Starter' should not be in the same sentence" Bryant - 49ers

TE:
Tony "I finally learned how to score touchdowns" Gonzalez - Chiefs

DL:
Leonard "I will make Grossman fumble 68 times" Little - Rams
Trent "My last name makes me look bad" Cole - Eagles

LB:
Zach "15 tackles a game" Thomas - Dolphins
Shawne "Maryland athletes are good at everything and not on steroids" Merriman - Chargers

DB:
Chris "My team is full of stupid heads" McAllister - Ravens
Deltha "I eat Aaron Brooks for supper" O'Neal - Bengals

K:
David "I wish I was still on the Redskins" Akers - Eagles

UTIL:
Ahman "I don't have a nickname" Green (RB) - Packers
Julian "I'm playing the worst offensive line since... ever" Peterson - Seahawks

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Man, I always start trends. No wonder I'm widely respected. :cool2:

[James89]

QB
Alex "Im gonna eat Pakcers DB's for lunch this week" Smith - 49ers

RB
Rudi "I get to play the Raiders" Johnson - Bengals
Deuce "I am better than Reggie Bush" McAllister – Saints

WR
Chad "I also get to play the Raiders" Johnson - Bengals
Torry "I'm the best WR" Holt – Rams

TE
Todd "I get to show Gonzalez who is better" Heap – Ravens

DL
Julius "no sack lately" Peppers - Panthers
Justin "The Bengals passed LT up for me" Smith - Bengals

LB
Chris "no comment" Draft - Panthers
Bart "trying to prove Im the best LB on the Ravens" Scott - Ravens

DB
Adrian "best saftey in the NFC" Wilson - Cardinals
Darrent "I'm glad I dont have to play the Colrs/Reggie Wayne again" Williams - Broncos

K
Jeff "Last Kicker taken leading all Kickers in points" Wilkins - Rams

Utility
Offense- Mark "I <3 McNair like Mason does" Clayton - Ravens
Defense- Brandon "I helped the niners win 3 straight" Moore - 49ers

[smashbro14]

Alright, here is how the playoffs are looking:

The Eye in the Sky! has already clinched the Division I title and the #1 seed in the playoffs. Jerk.

James currently holds the lead in Division II because of division record, but if he loses and Freakish wins, Freakish will win the title.

The winner of the game of the week between Apu and Zackman will win the Division III title and be the last seed in the playoffs.

BD currently holds the lead in the wildcard race because he has beaten James this season. If he loses, the wildcard is pretty wide open. In thise scenario, the likely winner would be the 2nd place team in Division II. Pontus lost to BD, so he is out of it, and I (smash) have an extremely outside chance of winning it, where Freakish would win Division II, I win, BD loses, Pontus loses, and I score 114 more points than BD this week. I think Yue is out of it... but there might be a ridiculously outside chance of him getting in too.

[Pontus]

QB
1) Peyton Manning - Colts
RB
1) Brian Westbrook - Eagles
3) Thomas Jones - Bears
WR
2) Donald Driver - Packers
3) Deion Branch – Seahawks
TE
1) Jeremy Shockey – Giants
DL
1) Terrel Suggs – Ravens
2) Greg Spires - Buccaneers
LB
1) Keith Brooking - Falcons
3) Adalius Thomas – Ravens
DB
1) Sean Taylor - Redskins
2) Fred Smoot – Vikings
K
2) Nate Kaeding - Chargers
UTIL
3) Brian Kelly - Buccaneers
4) Laveranues Coles - Jets

[XZ]

Hm..

QB
Jake Delhomme - Panthers

RB
Ladell Betts - Redskins
Travis Henry - Titans

WR
Hines Ward - Steelers
Chris Chambers - Dolphins

TE
George Wrighster - Jaguars

DL
Alex Brown - Bears
Aaron Kampman - Packers

LB
Jonathan Vilma - Jets
Keith Bulluck - Titans

DB
Roy Williams - Cowboys
Brian Dawkins - Eagles

K
Sebastian Janikowski - Raiders

Util
Chester Taylor - Vikings
Ernie Sims - Lions

Nevermind my question.

Sorry to break the uhh...fun by not giving my guys nicks.

[Freakish]

Ok, because I don't have Gregg anymore sub in Mattias "I hope I got the name right and I'm the only non-injured Giants Lineman left" Kiwuanka

[Scruffy]

Sorry to break the uhh...fun by not giving my guys nicks.

lol it's ok... now everyone else can post their rosters.

[James89]

It's Mathias Freakish.

Im taking out Mark Clayton and starting Cedric Benson from Da Bears.

[Zackman]

Switching Dallas Clark out for Foster.

[XZ]

Switching Jake Delhomme for Brad Johnson.

[Dr. Doom]

QB:
Matt Leinart - ARI

RB:
Tiki Barber - NYG
Fred Taylor - JAC

WR:
Donte Stallworth - PHI
Larry Fitzgerald - ARI

TE:
Alge Crumpler - ATL

DL:
Jason Taylor - MIA
Robert Geathers - CIN

LB:
Cato June - IND
Gary Bracket - IND

DB:
Darren Sharper - MIN
Ty Law - KC

K:
Ryan Longwell - MIN

U:
(O) Corey Dillon - NE
(D) Eric Barton - NYJ

[Gabby Jay]

QB
2) Drew Brees - Saints
RB
3) Samkon Gado – Texans
4) Cedric Houston - NYJ
WR
1) Terrell Owens - Cowboys
2) Eddie Kennison- Chiefs
4) Ernest Wilford – Jaguars
TE
1) Courtney Anderson - Raiders
DL
1) Derrick Burgess - Raiders
2) Adewale Ogunleye – Bears
LB
1) Ray Lewis - Ravens
3) Kirk Morrison - Raiders
DB
1) Chris Gamble – Panthers
2) Rashean Mathis – Jaguars
3) Ronde Barber – Buccaneers
K
1) Adam Vinateri - Colts


Actually, since I didn't post it before Thursday, am I not aloud to have Heath Miller in? Even if it is the same line-up as last week? If I'm not I'll put in Courtney Anderson...

[Scruffy]

Bench: Bob Sanders
Bench: Al Wilson

Play: Antwan Bathea
Play: Mike Rucker

[James89]

Damn Gabby. If that is the same line up as last week, you were better off not posting any line up. But, since you posted it after Thursday, Miller cant start for you. Courtney Anderson it is.

Clayton: 5 Catches, 112 yards, 1 TD

I hope Benson has like 200 rushing yards.

[Velocity]

Fred Taylor, Maurice Jones-Drew, and some dude named Pearman all had touchdowns today for Jacksonville. I'm so glad I played Maurice in one of my other leagues. What a GAME.

[Gabby Jay]

Damn Gabby. If that is the same line up as last week, you were better off not posting any line up. But, since you posted it after Thursday, Miller cant start for you. Courtney Anderson it is.

I was going to just not post, but I had to take Leon Washington out and put in Cedric Houston, seeing as I dropped Leon Washington. It's cool, either way I'm pretty sure I'm not in the playoffs...

[smashbro14]

My people's scores not including the Dallas/New Orleans game:

The Eye in the Sky!: 131 (Marion Barber; Brian Urlacher; Mark Anderson)
Big Da- d'oh!: 127 (Charles Grant; Ricky Manning Jr.; Terry Glenn)
Yue: 122 (DeMarcus Ware)
Zackman: 86 (Tony Romo; Muhsin Muhammad)
smashbro14: 149 (Leonard Little)
Dr. Doom: 142 (DONE)

Man, me and Tom's game is going to be close. So far Barber is yet to do anything, and hopefully St. Louis scores 30 and Chicago gets 7! If LT didn't get that crazy touchdown run at the end, Tom would have 12 less points, but Merriman got 5 points to get the ball there, so I guess it's okay. If he didn't get suspended, he'd win LB of the year for this league... Tom Brady only got 1 point (LOLOL) and Graham missed an extra point, so he got (-7) :D. Thank God for Hasselbeck, Harrison, LJ, Merriman, and Zach Thomas.

Garcia actually played fairly well for BD, getting 22 points. Parker got 36.

DeMeco Ryans got over 20 points again for Yue, and 3 receivers got double digits. McGahee got 23, but Bethea got (-5).

Zackman... uh... had 2 players with negative points and one player with 0. Edge and Pryce were the only players that did anything.

Doom just had a bunch of solid players. Just about everybody was between 7 and 20. Brackett got (-2), though.

James has some computer problems... so he might not be able to do points. We'll figure something out.

[James89]

I asked Freakish to do my points. He said he would have them done tomorrow night. Hopefully I can get this virus fixed soon.

[Freakish]

Ok, so not to be outdone by smash

Gabby: 118 (Ogunleye)
Apu 91 (Brown)
James: 111(Holt, Wilkins, Benson)
Pontus: 181 (Jones)
Velo: 109 (Jackson, Briggs, Tillman)
Freakish: 137 (Witherspoon)

Brees got Gabby 52 points, he and Apu also had 9 guys score 0 points (7 of them didn't play)

Betts got Apu 25 points and Henry got him 22

James got 20 points from C. Johnson and McAllister and Rudi got him 27, but he needs a big game to catch Pontus who has been kicking ass recently

Pontus got 36 from Driver and 3 others with 16. Brooking also got him 22

Velo and I are both up and down. We have a bunch of guys with big scores (Bush had 32 and Housmanzadeh had 30) but we also have lots of guys with 1, 2, or 0

[James89]

Benson and Holt have to be god tomorrow. Jones has to sprain his ankle or something. I know its a long shot, but its possible. Hopefully every time Jones touches the ball he fumbles.

[Velocity]

I didn't post to say I wanted Maroney switched out for Tatum Bell... :mad:

[smashbro14]

DAMMIT BEARS DEFENDERS! Urlacher and Anderson combined for 25! And Little got me (-2)! THE RAMS TOOK BRIBES I SWEAR!

The Eye in the Sky!: 156
Big Da- d'oh!: 168
Yue: 120
Zackman: 109
smashbro14: 146
Dr. Doom: 142

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Bwahahaha, perfect division record and a smooth 11-3 mark. Time to get beat out of the playoffs in the first round in true Colts/Bears fashion!

[Freakish]

I really don't feel like totalling everyone's points, but the winners were Velo, Pontus, and Gabby. Here's the individual totals if someone wants to see how much they got. (And you guys spelled Finale wrong, its been bugging me all week)

Gabby:

Brees: 52
Gado: 0
Houston: 6
Owens: 14
Kennison: 2
Wilford: 0
Anderson: 2
Burgess: 3
Ogunleye: 4
Lewis: 0
Morrison: 22
Gamble: 0
Mathis: 5
Barber: 6
Vinateri: 6

Apu:

Brad Johnson: 0
Ladell Betts: 25
Henry: 22
Ward: 0
Chambers: 4
Wrightster: 0
Brown: 2
Kampman: 8
Vilma: -4
Bulluck: 9
Williams: 0
Dawkins: 13
Janikowski: 4
Taylor: 0
Sims: 10

James:

A. Smith: 6
R. Johnson: 27
McAllister: 20
C. Johnson: 20
Holt: 25
Heap: 7
Peppers: 2
J. Smith: 2
Draft: 4
Scott: 11
A. Wilson: 7
Da. Williams: 3
Wilkins: 1
Benson: 6
Moore: 2

Pontus:

P. Manning: 14
Westbrook: 14
T. Jones: 17
Driver: 36
Branch: 8
Coles: 16
Shockey: 16
Suggs: 16
Spires: 7
Brooking: 22
Thomas: 6
Taylor: 4
Smoot: 8
Kaeding: 14
Kelly: 0

Velo:

Green: 5
Jackson: 40
Bush: 32
Jackson: 17
Houshmanzadeh: 30
Stevens: 1
Mathis: 1
Patterson: 8
Tatupu: 4
Briggs: 11
Sheppard: 1
Tillman: 14
Tynes: 3
Maroney: 0
Washington: 7

Freakish:

Kitna: 8
Gore: 28
Lundy: 2
Jacobs: 1
Boldin: 8
Williams: 11
Witten: 7
Phillips: 6
Kiwanuka: 6
Pierce: 16
Witherspoon: -2
Trotter: 18
Wilson: 13
Rhodes: 2
Rackers: 11

[James89]

I know this is gonna sound mean, BUT FREAKISH LOST!! I dont have to deal with that Wildcard mess. As soon as smash gets back on AIM, we will figure the wildcard out.

BTW, thank you Freakish for handling the points this week.

[XZ]

Hmm...Technically, brad johnson should've given me 14 points I think?
hmm...no idea what the total is though.

Still surprised Zackman beat me.

Bwahahaha, perfect division record and a smooth 11-3 mark. Time to get beat out of the playoffs in the first round in true Colts/Bears fashion!

Had I played you? I would've made sure of that too. :P

[Freakish]

Yeah, I did get it wrong. I had it somewhere and I think I looked at the wrong place. He had 13

no, sorry 12

[BigDaddy]

If James and Freakish both lost, then I'm the only team that is 9-5. Thus, I get the wildcard.

[Velocity]

Reggie Bush, T.J. Houshmandzadeh, and Steven Jackson are all amazing. Whoo!