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October 8th, 2006, 09:56 PM
Sometime after the end of The Tag Team match involving Blake Straker, Adam Pugh, Tyler Hart and Nicolas Smirnov, we see Smirnov barging into the locker room looking pissed off. And he should be too, Tyler Hart just cost him a win.
Nicolas Smirnov
F**king Tyler Hart. Stupid redneck son of a bitch.F**king going around and stealing my match with his special friend Darius Falcon. I know what's on. Tonight in Hotel Ritz, room 356, that’s where it'll be on with them. F**k Them!
Smirnov then picks up a chair and throws it out the window. Literally. Well, he broke the window panes doing it. But he doesn't care.
Nicolas Smirnov
Oh look at me! I'm the Lizard King! I look like a reptile! I hang out with a fake painter who can't even draw stick figures. I think I'm the future of this sh**ty fed. Well, Boo Hoo Blake. You're a washed up has been, who's a part of a sh**ty wannabe wrestling company. Just because you have some drunken alcoholic wife beaters and bums who get let in here for free because they don't smell as fans, doesn't mean you're popular. F**k, if that makes you think you're popular, you can take it. Because frankly, I don't give a F**ing S**t about this place. See?
Nicolas picks up a bottle lying around and throws it right into the NEW locker room TV, the one replacing the one Smirnov broke last week...oops, there goes the new one.
Nicolas Smirnov
F**k you too, James Simpson. First you beg me to come here, to headline this crap you call a fed, and then you don’t even give me a title shot? SCREW U.
Smirnov screams at the camera as he flips a bird into the camera.(which hopefully gets censored..if not..hmm..poor kids.) Carl Tuckerson is then seen backstage in the locker room with Smirnov, as he’s grabbing a cup of coffee. He then smirks and talks to Smirnov, whose’ not in the mood for Tucker’s bull****.
Carl Tuckerson
Hey Nicky, are you mad because you got whipped around? Hmm? Would you like a cup of coffee with me? Maybe you could you know…become an....interviewer.
With that last remark, Carl grins as Smirnov walks over to him, and puts his arm around Carl.
Nicolas Smirnov
You know Carl. That’s not a bad idea. As a matter of fact. How about you...
Smirnov then snatches the cup of coffee Carl was drinking, and throws it in Carl’s face. He then pulls out his Diamond Tipped Cane and takes a huge swing at Carl, knocking him out and busting him open.
Nicolas Smirnov
YEAH! Shove that offer up your ass Carl. Now who’s the one laughing huh? OH WAIT! You can’t laugh!
He then kicks Carl Tuckerson’s unconscious body out of the way and looks at the screen.
Nicolas Smirnov
You know something James m’ boy? Here’s some money. Why? Because that’s the only way this dump will make any money. Off charity.
He pulls out a bundle of $100 dollar bills, and throws it at the camera, then proceeds to walk out of the locker room, perhaps leaving forever.
Nicolas Smirnov.
F**k this **** hole, I’m outta here.
We then cut to a shot of the arena, where most of the people are shocked..and parent's are seeing covering their children's eyes and ears..if there are any kids inside the building.
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Hopefully, Smirnov left with a bang. I really need to learn to make longer promos..
Comments are always welcome.
Nicolas Smirnov
F**king Tyler Hart. Stupid redneck son of a bitch.F**king going around and stealing my match with his special friend Darius Falcon. I know what's on. Tonight in Hotel Ritz, room 356, that’s where it'll be on with them. F**k Them!
Smirnov then picks up a chair and throws it out the window. Literally. Well, he broke the window panes doing it. But he doesn't care.
Nicolas Smirnov
Oh look at me! I'm the Lizard King! I look like a reptile! I hang out with a fake painter who can't even draw stick figures. I think I'm the future of this sh**ty fed. Well, Boo Hoo Blake. You're a washed up has been, who's a part of a sh**ty wannabe wrestling company. Just because you have some drunken alcoholic wife beaters and bums who get let in here for free because they don't smell as fans, doesn't mean you're popular. F**k, if that makes you think you're popular, you can take it. Because frankly, I don't give a F**ing S**t about this place. See?
Nicolas picks up a bottle lying around and throws it right into the NEW locker room TV, the one replacing the one Smirnov broke last week...oops, there goes the new one.
Nicolas Smirnov
F**k you too, James Simpson. First you beg me to come here, to headline this crap you call a fed, and then you don’t even give me a title shot? SCREW U.
Smirnov screams at the camera as he flips a bird into the camera.(which hopefully gets censored..if not..hmm..poor kids.) Carl Tuckerson is then seen backstage in the locker room with Smirnov, as he’s grabbing a cup of coffee. He then smirks and talks to Smirnov, whose’ not in the mood for Tucker’s bull****.
Carl Tuckerson
Hey Nicky, are you mad because you got whipped around? Hmm? Would you like a cup of coffee with me? Maybe you could you know…become an....interviewer.
With that last remark, Carl grins as Smirnov walks over to him, and puts his arm around Carl.
Nicolas Smirnov
You know Carl. That’s not a bad idea. As a matter of fact. How about you...
Smirnov then snatches the cup of coffee Carl was drinking, and throws it in Carl’s face. He then pulls out his Diamond Tipped Cane and takes a huge swing at Carl, knocking him out and busting him open.
Nicolas Smirnov
YEAH! Shove that offer up your ass Carl. Now who’s the one laughing huh? OH WAIT! You can’t laugh!
He then kicks Carl Tuckerson’s unconscious body out of the way and looks at the screen.
Nicolas Smirnov
You know something James m’ boy? Here’s some money. Why? Because that’s the only way this dump will make any money. Off charity.
He pulls out a bundle of $100 dollar bills, and throws it at the camera, then proceeds to walk out of the locker room, perhaps leaving forever.
Nicolas Smirnov.
F**k this **** hole, I’m outta here.
We then cut to a shot of the arena, where most of the people are shocked..and parent's are seeing covering their children's eyes and ears..if there are any kids inside the building.
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Hopefully, Smirnov left with a bang. I really need to learn to make longer promos..
Comments are always welcome.