Chill Penguin
September 29th, 2006, 05:40 PM
As the PWW “The Future Is Now” show continues onward, we are taken, once more, to the backstage area. A familiar face is seen training in the gym. The man continues when one of the resident interviewers, Carl Tuckerson, comes up to him, obviously with some questions as to his presence in Pro Wrestling Warriors.
Carl Tuckerson
Sir, sir. Would you happen to be…
The man turns to Tuckerson and puts his finger to his pursed lips, signaling him to be silent.
Unknown Guy
I am KANSHI. That is all you need to know. The name you were about to use is not one that shall be mentioned. Is this understood?
Carl Tuckerson is obviously a bit shaken at the tone of KANSHI’s voice.
Carl Tuckerson
Sir, KANSHI, why are you here in PWW? Aren’t you under contract…
KANSHI once more silences Tuckerson.
KANSHI
Once more you speak in error. Yet another name that shall not be mentioned. I am indeed under contract to the other company, however, it is one that allows me to search for other opportunities as long as it does not interfere with my performance. That is the end of this discussion. Is there a reason you are here?
Carl Thompson
Well, I would like to know why you are here. I am sure your not just an innocent bystander.
Carl looks KANSHI up and down and notices that he is in his competition gear.
KANSHI
You are correct, I am not just an innocent bystander, never will be, never can be. It is not in my nature, I am a warrior, and I live for competition. That is why I am here. If you were paying attention, earlier tonight you saw the ignorant words of one, Matt Woodson. This kid has no idea what he is getting himself in too. I am perfection incarnate. This man who obviously values his own material wealth above all other things can not fathom the power of the Perfect Warrior. I, KANSHI, am here to dominate each and every single one of the fools who step into the ring with me. Those who unknowingly put their careers on the line whenever the meet me out there.
Carl Tuckerson
I think you take this a little bit to serious.
KANSHI
You see, that comment right there is why you are back here with a microphone and why I go out there. You do not understand the passion that goes into this, you do not understand what it means to be a warrior. KANSHI is not just a name, it’s what I am. I am the Perfect Warrior. Religious beliefs do not cloud what I do every chance I get, emotions do not get in the way of my mind, I am free. I do not fall to the carnal pleasures of man. These people plague themselves with poisons, drugs, alcohol, these people assault every fiber of my body. I know, without a doubt, that I am better than you, I am better than Matt Woodson, and I am better then each and every fan out there, waiting for me to come out there and kick Woodson’s face in. I believe you have gotten what you wished. Your time is up.
Carl does not appear finished, as KANSHI implied that he is, he goes for yet another question, when KANSHI kicks the camera, breaking it in the process. That’s going to cost him some money.
Carl Tuckerson
Sir, sir. Would you happen to be…
The man turns to Tuckerson and puts his finger to his pursed lips, signaling him to be silent.
Unknown Guy
I am KANSHI. That is all you need to know. The name you were about to use is not one that shall be mentioned. Is this understood?
Carl Tuckerson is obviously a bit shaken at the tone of KANSHI’s voice.
Carl Tuckerson
Sir, KANSHI, why are you here in PWW? Aren’t you under contract…
KANSHI once more silences Tuckerson.
KANSHI
Once more you speak in error. Yet another name that shall not be mentioned. I am indeed under contract to the other company, however, it is one that allows me to search for other opportunities as long as it does not interfere with my performance. That is the end of this discussion. Is there a reason you are here?
Carl Thompson
Well, I would like to know why you are here. I am sure your not just an innocent bystander.
Carl looks KANSHI up and down and notices that he is in his competition gear.
KANSHI
You are correct, I am not just an innocent bystander, never will be, never can be. It is not in my nature, I am a warrior, and I live for competition. That is why I am here. If you were paying attention, earlier tonight you saw the ignorant words of one, Matt Woodson. This kid has no idea what he is getting himself in too. I am perfection incarnate. This man who obviously values his own material wealth above all other things can not fathom the power of the Perfect Warrior. I, KANSHI, am here to dominate each and every single one of the fools who step into the ring with me. Those who unknowingly put their careers on the line whenever the meet me out there.
Carl Tuckerson
I think you take this a little bit to serious.
KANSHI
You see, that comment right there is why you are back here with a microphone and why I go out there. You do not understand the passion that goes into this, you do not understand what it means to be a warrior. KANSHI is not just a name, it’s what I am. I am the Perfect Warrior. Religious beliefs do not cloud what I do every chance I get, emotions do not get in the way of my mind, I am free. I do not fall to the carnal pleasures of man. These people plague themselves with poisons, drugs, alcohol, these people assault every fiber of my body. I know, without a doubt, that I am better than you, I am better than Matt Woodson, and I am better then each and every fan out there, waiting for me to come out there and kick Woodson’s face in. I believe you have gotten what you wished. Your time is up.
Carl does not appear finished, as KANSHI implied that he is, he goes for yet another question, when KANSHI kicks the camera, breaking it in the process. That’s going to cost him some money.