MR. KENNEDY 101
September 28th, 2006, 09:47 PM
Here we go ANOTHER boring Lil Finga Promo
Finga:
Hold up, hold up, cut the f*cking music, cut the ****ing music. Okay first off I want to talk about P-W-W managment and know all what the f*cking deal is here. Yea you all know for some reason everyone in the back is trying to screw me over. Yea everybody here knows it. If you are denying it you are trippin, fo sho. You want some proof, its easier than hell. Just look at my last two opponents
He pauses for about 15 seconds
Finga:
First, look at my guy last week. Xavier Crawford, this guy is scarier than hell. He looks like hes about to shove a f*ckin stake or some sh*t through ya. But ya see he got injured. Because whoever that great wrestler he took on was just happened to kick the living sh*t out of him. But hopefully Erica's okay thats really all that matters though. But now this week, this mother f*cking week they give me this crazy ass chinese person who goes by the name of Kenzo Katana or something who probably swam here or something because even I know he's illegal. Because you all know that no Chinese person has enough cash to be able to come here to the great United States. Now he's coming here to Philly to try and take all of our jobs and money here in PWW and im not going to let him get away with that. Now watch next week Management is going to put me in a match with someone like Darius Falcon or Rob Cavallo or Seth Frost some people who I grew up watching admiring and trying to be like ever since i was a lil n*gga, ya know. And do any of ya'll know why im getting in these matches here lets find out.
Finga looks into the crowd
Finga:
Hey you. Yea you ya fat white b*sturd get your fat ass off that seat and lets see if you can climb up into this ring.
The fan climbs into the ring with Finga
Fan:
What the hell you want you damn n*gger
Finga:
Its just as easy as this yo, why the hell do you think that management is trying to screw me over?
Fan:
Hmm let me think. How about because you are a talentless piece of sh*t what you people call "posers" or something and a g*ddamn good for nothing n*gger.
Finga:
Well you are kinda right fat ass its because im black and everyone backstage knows it and is being racist to me because of that. But I got a question for everyone who doesnt believe in me. What are you gonna do when I overcome all of the odds I beat every obstacle you put infront of me, then what? Yea I know you havent even begun to think about that have you no you havent. And its because of these racist assh*les that I may never get a chance to hold some precious gold that.......
Fan:
Why dont you quit your p*ssin and moanin and actually do something instead of b*tching your ass off. We all know that you are gonna get your ass whooped tonight against Katana. And you know it.
Finga is chuckling now
Finga:
You think im gonna get my ass whooped huh yea well you know whats gonna happen to Katana tonight. Yeah heres whats really going to happen.
Finga kicks the fan in the gut and bounces off the ropes and hits the move he calls Whats Up! He covers the fan and hits his hand on the mat 1..2..3
Finga:
Yeah thats what is going to happen to Katana tonight so everyone watching in the fans on television I fell sorry for all of you because your new favorite wrestler is going to fall to my feet just like Crawford last week and fat ass this week. 1......2......3!
Finga drops his microphone and leaves the ring laughing
Yeah, I personally think I have Finga b*tching too much and if you havent figured it out yet. Im going to have Finga go heel and see if I can do better under heel than face.
Finga:
Hold up, hold up, cut the f*cking music, cut the ****ing music. Okay first off I want to talk about P-W-W managment and know all what the f*cking deal is here. Yea you all know for some reason everyone in the back is trying to screw me over. Yea everybody here knows it. If you are denying it you are trippin, fo sho. You want some proof, its easier than hell. Just look at my last two opponents
He pauses for about 15 seconds
Finga:
First, look at my guy last week. Xavier Crawford, this guy is scarier than hell. He looks like hes about to shove a f*ckin stake or some sh*t through ya. But ya see he got injured. Because whoever that great wrestler he took on was just happened to kick the living sh*t out of him. But hopefully Erica's okay thats really all that matters though. But now this week, this mother f*cking week they give me this crazy ass chinese person who goes by the name of Kenzo Katana or something who probably swam here or something because even I know he's illegal. Because you all know that no Chinese person has enough cash to be able to come here to the great United States. Now he's coming here to Philly to try and take all of our jobs and money here in PWW and im not going to let him get away with that. Now watch next week Management is going to put me in a match with someone like Darius Falcon or Rob Cavallo or Seth Frost some people who I grew up watching admiring and trying to be like ever since i was a lil n*gga, ya know. And do any of ya'll know why im getting in these matches here lets find out.
Finga looks into the crowd
Finga:
Hey you. Yea you ya fat white b*sturd get your fat ass off that seat and lets see if you can climb up into this ring.
The fan climbs into the ring with Finga
Fan:
What the hell you want you damn n*gger
Finga:
Its just as easy as this yo, why the hell do you think that management is trying to screw me over?
Fan:
Hmm let me think. How about because you are a talentless piece of sh*t what you people call "posers" or something and a g*ddamn good for nothing n*gger.
Finga:
Well you are kinda right fat ass its because im black and everyone backstage knows it and is being racist to me because of that. But I got a question for everyone who doesnt believe in me. What are you gonna do when I overcome all of the odds I beat every obstacle you put infront of me, then what? Yea I know you havent even begun to think about that have you no you havent. And its because of these racist assh*les that I may never get a chance to hold some precious gold that.......
Fan:
Why dont you quit your p*ssin and moanin and actually do something instead of b*tching your ass off. We all know that you are gonna get your ass whooped tonight against Katana. And you know it.
Finga is chuckling now
Finga:
You think im gonna get my ass whooped huh yea well you know whats gonna happen to Katana tonight. Yeah heres whats really going to happen.
Finga kicks the fan in the gut and bounces off the ropes and hits the move he calls Whats Up! He covers the fan and hits his hand on the mat 1..2..3
Finga:
Yeah thats what is going to happen to Katana tonight so everyone watching in the fans on television I fell sorry for all of you because your new favorite wrestler is going to fall to my feet just like Crawford last week and fat ass this week. 1......2......3!
Finga drops his microphone and leaves the ring laughing
Yeah, I personally think I have Finga b*tching too much and if you havent figured it out yet. Im going to have Finga go heel and see if I can do better under heel than face.