"don’t worry man, tonight it's on the house." M.W. @ T.F.I.N.

[Marty!]

Sometime during The Future is Now you cut to an interviewer outside a locker room door. You hear giggles inside. The door flies open and out pops Matthew Woodson and about four girls. They all seem to be whipping their lips. The interviewer is amazed and looks in awe on the girls.

Interviewer
Um, Mr. Woodson.

He stops and loosens his tie and stares at the girls.

Interviewer
Can I get…

Woodson cuts him off.

Woodson
What you wanna get laid, bud? Do any of these ladies interest you?

Interviewer
Well, uh, I mean that brunette interests me, I mean no sir! I’m here to get an interview.

Woodson
Right an interview.

He elbows him in the side.

Woodson
Yeah we’ll talk business later.

Interviewer rubs side. Mouths the word "ow".

Interviewer
Okay. Now about tonight you face a fellow newcomer tonight, in Ashigaru.

Woodson
Asha-who-ha?

Interviewer
No, Ashigaru.

Woodson
Oh yeah. The only man in the world who wants to be Asian. I mean who really wants to be Asian?

He winks at the girls and they all giggle and so do the people who actually got the joke in attendance.

Smith
Matthew?! Are those girl voices?!

Woodson
Oh sh*t!

He pushes the girls to the interviewer. Just as Smith walks towards them.

Woodson
Man, seriously. You shouldn’t have so many girls! You should stay faithful.

Smith
Matthew who are they?

Woodson
I don’t know sweetie, this man was just trying to prostitute these girls to me!

Interviewer
What?! I would never…

Smith
You are real scum you know that. I wish I could kill people like you. Oh well hey Matt, let’s go “warm up” for your match tonight.

She shoots him a wink and licks her lips.

Woodson
I’ll be there in a second baby.

She leaves.

Woodson
Woah, that was close. Thanks man. Girls go show him a good time, don’t worry man, tonight it's on the house.

Woodson walks into the locker room and in a few minutes more screams and moans are heard.

/fin/

OCC’s welcome. First time promo-ing with this guy, so suggestions please.

[Dean]

...ugh... well, the gimmick is good. Hopefully you'll improve a bit in due time.

It wasn't terrible, but... I don't know. Something terribly generic about this.

He should be less obvious and more smooth.

[XZ]

Hmm...add the first names. I got confused for a sec. Like I had to read your roster post to see who the girl was.. ( Btw, I think 150 pounds for a girl is...uhh..quite a bit, well for her to be a model and all. You choice though.)
But yeah, a gimmick like his..go more extreme and yet comedic at the same time. You could have pretty good results with that combination.

[Dean]

Yeah, honestly, that's good advice - extreme and comedic. Or maybe obscene and comedic. It's not like we're actually on TV. You can get away with anything as long as it's within the GW rules, and they're pretty lenient 'round these parts of the forum.

[JoetheShow]

Yea, the leniency is pretty nice around here, just as long as you aren't insulting any of the members.