Marty!
September 26th, 2006, 07:42 PM
Sometime during The Future is Now you are taken to a random interviewer standing outside in the parking lot. Suddenly a limo pulls up and out walks Michael Haynes. It looks like Michael has a black eye. Some boos are heard from the 10 year old fan boys, while the older fans cheer, obviously caused by his actions against Crimson Hawk at Revival.
Interviewer
Excuse me, Michael! Can I get a word about your actions at Revival and your complete disregard for the 10 Commandments of PWW?
Haynes
See at Revival, I came into the world of PWW with a plan. My plan was to rid the world of professional wrestling of these posers, like Crimson Hawk. Last week I made two mistakes though, I failed to follow the rules of PWW and I paid a price for that.
He points to his black eye.
Haynes
Now Hawk, I want to apologize for my actions last week, but that does not mean that I believe you are a true professional, because you aren’t. You are joke around here. You are nothing. You think your some kind of super human savior. There is only one person who can even be mentioned in the same sentence as Jesus, and that is the only man in professional wrestling who is truly perfect. So Hawk, watch out, my spidey senses are tingling and you’re getting an ass whooping.
/fin/
OCC's welcome
Interviewer
Excuse me, Michael! Can I get a word about your actions at Revival and your complete disregard for the 10 Commandments of PWW?
Haynes
See at Revival, I came into the world of PWW with a plan. My plan was to rid the world of professional wrestling of these posers, like Crimson Hawk. Last week I made two mistakes though, I failed to follow the rules of PWW and I paid a price for that.
He points to his black eye.
Haynes
Now Hawk, I want to apologize for my actions last week, but that does not mean that I believe you are a true professional, because you aren’t. You are joke around here. You are nothing. You think your some kind of super human savior. There is only one person who can even be mentioned in the same sentence as Jesus, and that is the only man in professional wrestling who is truly perfect. So Hawk, watch out, my spidey senses are tingling and you’re getting an ass whooping.
/fin/
OCC's welcome