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Dean
September 21st, 2006, 04:02 PM
Following the opening hubbub, we’re taken backstage to a dark corner of the Murphy Recreational Center; there we find none other than Darius Falcon, the former HCW Lucharesu Champion. Falcon is sitting nonchalantly in the corner, with a rather disgruntled expression on his face. He stares into a lone camera, ready to speak to the viewing world and the 1400 fans in the arena.

Darius Falcon:
Over thirteen billion years ago, something phenomenal happened. No, it has nothing to do with a beer company being formed or tobacco being discovered by the indigenous tribes of America; the universe, the very realm in which we live, was created. That may be difficult for some of your minds to conceive and fully comprehend, but regardless, it remains a fact. Life didn’t exist before 13 billion years ago; nothing existed.

While some may like you to believe differently, holding faith in a false deity or some concept of another reality, they are incorrect. The fact remains they are holding their heart in a lost cause, and the scripture of their own theory is in contradiction with their lifestyle. Christians preach the lifestyle of being free of vices, being kind to others, and using their heart to bring peace. But what do you scumbag rectal diseases do? You lie. You cheat. You drown your sorrows with rums and liquors. Sure, you preach three C’s of caring, courtesy, and Christian morals; but you fill your lungs with smoke from the real three C’s: cigars, cigarettes, and cannabis.

You try to preach good “faith” and “faith-based” life, but how kind can someone be when they bomb abortion clinics or persecute Blacks and Muslims? How hypocritical can the Christian religion be? Some of you may think my straightedge lifestyle reflects that of a Christian man. But, let me assure you, I don’t agree in doing this for anyone or anything but myself. Christians may have convinced the world that a supreme deity is in control of their lives and the only purpose of living is to get into some other realm after death, but deep down inside, everybody knows it’s a crock of sh*t. There is no other world. There is only one realm… There is only one reality, harsh as it may be.

Tonight, Drake Vinaldi, Seth Frost, you will only know one reality. And in this realm, angels don’t play harps and pain is still very much real…

With that, Falcon scratches at his beard before getting to his feet. He makes a bird-like pose as the camera zooms in on his face… We go back to the ring for the introduction of Seth Frost, Falcon’s opponent in the up-coming match. (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=506501)

White Zombie
September 21st, 2006, 07:17 PM
Very good, man, makes me want to write a promo.

Syke
September 21st, 2006, 09:36 PM
nice job dude...i seriously need to get mine done