choose your own split adventure

[AlecTrevylan006]

Note-I don't like snickerdoodles, nuts suck! It was a hershey bar!
Note 2-well, skinny white guy jokes really wouldn't make much sense unless you'd seen me, so I have to hold them off
Note 3-I'm running out of hotes
Note 5-There shall be no note 4! Thou shalt proceed directly to 5. Though shalt not be a 7, unless immediately preceded by 6.

(from water) Where's the candy?!?!!
(pouts, look of inspiration, notices he is standing ON the water) Kickass! I've got super elf lightfootedness, like Legolas with the snow! (runs five feet, starts to stumble) Ah, and I have hobbit lightheadedness too (falls face first into water, breaking surface tension and falling in)

[shortkut]

we have a new precious, this thread. thou shalt not post in here if thou art not Inlé, shortkut, or alec on penalty of something i have yet to think up yet :D

[AlecTrevylan006]

Ha! My enemies have been hindered! Good, because, I'm gonna have a wicked hangover when I wake up! (falls in bed)

[AlecTrevylan006]

Line stolen from "Man of the House" alert! :)
(about the Indian guy with bow + arrow) He says "Leave now or he'll make you look like a funny looking pincussion"
Really?
Well, I added the funny looking part, but the rest is true.


Well, its actually not the same, but I was flipping channels and it was on

[AlecTrevylan006]

Well, I have now taken over Valinor for about 3 weeks and eaten most of the elf cookies. Muha. Muhaha. Muhahahhaa.

Oh yeah, and I ditched goldberry for Yavanna. Heavenly love, so to speak

[shortkut]

Well, I have now taken over Valinor for about 3 weeks and eaten most of the elf cookies. Muha. Muhaha. Muhahahhaa.

Oh yeah, and I ditched goldberry for Yavanna. Heavenly love, so to speak
did you not read my part of the story?

[AlecTrevylan006]

Well...I sent you both back to middle earth IN tom Bombadil....

But seriously, you posted yours while I was writing that last post, and I never read it til now

[shortkut]

But seriously, you posted yours while I was writing that last post, and I never read it til now

i figured as much because my was posted 2 minutes before yours :shrug:

we should have Inlé choose which story to continue this way there is less work for us to do (at least for the moment :duh: )

[shortkut]

LMAO :rotfl: :chuckle:

i'll write mine soon unless alec writes one first

[Spike]

well,inle told me to go spam in the lotr fourm(yes i found it)so is this where ma and my imaginary friends come to help shortkut,if not then i wont post here anymore,just askin

[Spike]

hehe ill join and ill steal all of your cookies alec

[shortkut]

You can join in if Inle says so, I've eaten my share of cookies, and you can't overcome the doom of the Alec that I layed upon you in the HP forum :)
yeah inlé's in-charge (and its not even her forum :/)

[shortkut]

i think its really inlé that controls you but lets you think you're incharge :P

[Spike]

haha,then ill just poison a couple batches,secretly

[AlecTrevylan006]

Inle doesn't know the exact secrets of the drug making, so she can never be in true control ;) This isn't a Bush-Cheney relationship, its more of a Clinton-Gore relationship. I'm technically in charge, but I just f!ck around (quite literally) and she does the important stuff :)

[Spike]

so whats the profit of a drug cartel these days alec?

[shortkut]

why doesn't my π bong have a walkie talkie :(

[AlecTrevylan006]

Because, the pie short-circuited it.

[shortkut]

don't you have a good engineer/electrician under your control who can fix it?

[AlecTrevylan006]

Its fourth of july weekend! Some things should not be violated so quickly...

[shortkut]

can i tape a regular walkie talkie to my π bong?

[AlecTrevylan006]

Is it duct tape?

[shortkut]

you know i would use anything less (unless anything less would work better than duct tape)

[Spike]

Can I distribute fake bongs that look loke real bongs and make people pay for them thinking the fake bongs that dont work are really bongs that do work but their not,they're bongs that dont work,ha,i made that 5 times longer than it needed to be:D


By the way,can i have the Coco Pebbles Bong by any chance?

[AlecTrevylan006]

You could do that, but then I'd sick my demons/lawyers on you.

And the Coco Pebbles Bong was accidentally sat on by John Goodman while filming the flinstones, and hasn't been seen since

[Spike]

Fine,but may I please have your permsiison to trick people into thinking im passing out useable bongs?

[shortkut]

don't let go alek, never let go. *alek sinks into the içy waters* oh well, i guess titanik miskwotes kan't save this thread so i will stikk it if it hasn't been done already

[AlecTrevylan006]

Hey, you know I don't use my own product! Its too expensive, I don't wanna lose that profit!

[Spike]

Hey, you know I don't use my own produkt! Its too expensive, I don't wanna lose that profit!


Slakker.

[Spike]

You sukk, nothing to Korrekt.

[shortkut]

there is no spoon </ only good quote from the matrix>

i'll post later, i'm not feeling kreative at the moment

[Spike]

So do I get the One Spoon?

[Inlé_rah]

So do I get the One Spoon?
No. You get the One Spork.

[Spike]

Kikk ass dude....Whats with the sig, you had to mukh time on your hand to write that:P

[Inlé_rah]

Kikk ass dude....Whats with the sig, you had to mukh time on your hand to write that:P
Mark Twain quote.

[shortkut]

you Çhanged your sig, now me = :(

[Spike]

Not yours Inle, short's old one, it was all about the revolution, by the end of the paragraph it was nearly impossible to read.

[shortkut]

there were only like 3/4 words i kouldn't identify

[Spike]

As in 3 or 4 or three fourths?

And I kould identify them it just took longer than usual.

[shortkut]

as in 3 or 4

[Spike]

Heh, who wrote ti anyway.

[Inlé_rah]

you Çhanged your sig, now me = :(
Now I kouldn't have that now, kould I? Meh. I didn't like what I hade changed it to anyways.
there were only like 3/4 words i kouldn't identify

Speak English with a German akçent like some Indiana Jones Nazi villain. That's how I first figured it out.

By year 15 or so, it would finally be possible to make use of the redondant letters 'c,' 'y,' and 'x' --- by now just a memory in the minds of old dodders -- to replace 'ch', 'sh', and 'th' respectively. Finally, then, after some 20 years of orthographical reform, we would finally have a logical, coherent selling in use throughout the English-speaking world.


*meanwhile in the Gap of Rohan*

Employee: May I help you find a gift for someone?
Inlé: Uh. No thanks. I'm shopping for myself.
Employee: Then perhaps you ought to know that you are not looking the ladies section.
Inlé: *looks around* And you can tell how exactly?
Employee: Only after I've worked here for years and years. And then some more years. Certain Middle-Earth fashions are rather androgenous.
Inlé: I guess that explains why everything fits too broad at the shoulders. Grr. Stupid poncy elves... *pause* I seem to have forgotten that shopping does not, in fact, relax me...

[Spike]

Wait no it was Inle's sig I ws talking about.

[Spike]

I feel degraded and owned:(

[Spike]

I cant rep you inle, but my name is random, I asked for a random change, and this is what I got.

[Spike]

Shortkut you dick, you let this place die.

[shortkut]

it was inlé's turn :rant:

[Spike]

I know, someone gave me rep here so I figured Id post to get it back up in Inles UCP.

[shortkut]

i got rep here too, i think it was the guy who i warned for being a douche

[Spike]

scielencer duder?

[shortkut]

i closed his thread in here

[Spike]

What if where we are looking for Alec, doesnt start with an "A":(

[Spike]

Kiebler elves are the hottness, but why dont we jsut threaten them with some of Realms **** until they give up the cookies.

[Spike]

Jow come we enever talk about my coco bong or my quad bong:mad:

[Spike]

Wouldnt we all get reported, I was talking about special cookies and bongs

[Spike]

Hmm now this is more like it, it took me forever to find this place, erik remembered the id though, weirdo

[shortkut]

i used to mod it. i'm not weird :(

[madmike63]

ou hate sniker dooledls why the sooooooo good but so i imgine if we met in person we look like this:argue:still it WAS a hresy bar thats whats makes it so good and your pbobbly look ing like this:blush: o r this:bashhead: but i agree with you on the skinny wihte guy jokes they make no scents :D

[Spike]

DOesnt it suck when they find this place?

[shortkut]

big time