King of the Hill

[Mattimeo]

My Hill

Invent a way to claim it.
Oh, and for future reference, *hides explosives in the Earths core*
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ALL HAIL THE BUNNY

[Insane man]

shoots ^ and then buries him so deep they never find him much like Jimmy Hoffa

my hill

[Junxtion]

*Submits Insane man to an insane asylum.*

My hill.

[Immortal_Knight]

.....

*materalizes on the hill in a flash of light infront of Junxtion. I then use my powers to send the entire hill and junxtion TO HELL! Once in hell, I get some demons to send junxtion to his own personal hell and stuff.*

MY HILL in HELL!

[Junxtion]

*Pull out my Bible.*
*Slays every demon that dares touch me.*
*Immortal_Kinght runs away in fear of life.*
*Moves the hill back to earth.*

My hill.

[Immortal_Knight]

*pulls out the necronomicon*
*uses its power to call up the army of darkness*
*the army of darkness overruns junxtion, turning him into a zombie*
*the army then overruns the entire earth turning it into hell on earth!*

my hill on the hell that was earth!

ps. ASH AINT HERE TA STOP THIS!

[The Muffin Man]

I may not be this ash person but I'm even better.

I walk right through all the darkness as they shy away from me because of the aura I emit scares even the evil and dark.

I walk righ tup to IK and..... start playing the numa numa song and the numa numa guy appears. as you are dbeing confused by it I steal the hill and make a utopia where i move the hill.

My hill in a utopia

[Immortal_Knight]

My army invades your utopia and takes it over.

My hill in the now dead utopia with The muffin mans head impaled on a spike on my hill.

[Junxtion]

*Immortal_Knight becomes mortal.*
*Stabs him with a knife.*
*Dies.*

My hill, Knight's bleeding body and blood all over it.

[Insane man]

pushes the body off the hill along with ^ and then guards the hill with a trusty shotgun

my hill

[Drag]

Drop a bomb on ^'s head.

My hill, surrounded with barbed wire.

[cupid de locke]

*puts a flag on it*

My hill.

[im just 2 good]

*Walks up to the hill*
*Tells the noob that you can't just put a flag on a hill and claim it*
*Cup-checks cupid de locke.... he didn't have a cup*

My hill :woohoo:

[Junxtion]

*Plays Roshambo with ij2g for the hill.*
*Goes first.*
*Wins.*

My hill.

[Tokito's Girl]

* I whack Junxtion in the face with a club, which sends him rolling down the hill*

My hill./

[tba_b]

*looks at Tokito and says boo, which sends her home crying* yep, Im back and its mine!

[xXUnderGroundXx]

*TBA never specified what "it" was. He is now the proud owner of a starving, rabid weasel. He runs screaming from the hill, chased by said weasel, and I claim the hill as my own, surrounding it with an army of Spartans.*

My hill, bitches.

[tba_b]

*hands xXUnderGroundXx an invite to join NFL Survivor on the Reality TV Games section and takes back the hill as he runs to join*

[Junxtion]

*tba_b is announced.*
*Leaves the hill.*

My hill.

[xXUnderGroundXx]

*Doesn't actually like the NFL, and really went home to get his giant robot battle armour.*

*Comes back, wearing it, and obliterates Junxion with a laser.*

My hill.

[RockstarHitman]

I walk up the hill with my trusty lighter and rip a big juicy flaming fart on xXUnderGroundXx. He runs off the hill with all his body hair singed, cussing at me on the way down.

My Hill

[TROJANS231]

I tell Little Jacob RockstarHitman is made of weed
My hill and a crazyed drugy.

[Insane man]

I push ^ off the hill and claim it in the name of Insane man

my hill

[TROJANS231]

I sang the Happy New Years Song Mario Style.
Mario soon finds Insane doing insane things. Mario pwns insane man.
My Hill and classic gaming image

[Junxtion]

*Kicks TROJANS231 into last year.*

My hill.

[Forgotten Hero]

Summons a giant herd of zombie cows to eat Junxtion and then throws the remains at the bottom of the hill.

My hill thats protected by zombie cows

[Zen/Sin]

FH looks down at the black hilted, silver straight razor in his hands in total and horrible awe. His hand clenches hard against the obsidian hilt, with his thumb, he flicks out the blade almost casually. The first slash he makes is straight across the left eye, followed by a diagonal slash from the corner of his mouth travelling upwards. Blood and spittle drip from his ruined mouth, and he screams. Oh, how he screams. But the razor in his hand continues it's gruesome journey of masochism. His ring finger on his right hand is the next to go, followed by his right eyelid. He cuts a pattern of stars into his chest, splashed with excess blood from his next victim, his collarbone. His free hand ventures into the split skin at his collarbone, and pops it out like the wishbone from a turkey. The razor looks back into FH's one good eye, glinting demonically.

"No... For god's sakes... NO!"

Or, that's what he would have said, had his tongue not been cut from his frothing mouth. The hand holding the razor ventures down his leg, leaving a thin strip of severed flesh on it's path. When it get to the Achille's Tendon, it doesn't even hesitate. FH falls to the ground, crying salty tears that only increase the pain as they leak into his self-inflicted wounds. The blood flowing down his throat gets harder and harder to swallow, until he simply resigns to his fate, and drowns in his own blood and spit.

I walk over the body, dipping my fingers into the dark red fluid. I raise my fingers to my mouth, and suck in the arterial blood greedily.

"My hill."

[Junxtion]

That's kinda like a Family Guy claiming of the hill. ^-^

*Walks up with a mop and bucket of bleach.*
*Mops up the hill.*
*Empties the bucket on Zen's head.*
*He cries in vain, sends him rolling down the hill.*

My hill.

[tba_b]

*Asks Junxtion if there are any Airborne songs available for karaoke and recieves a response of not sure, so he leaves the hill and goes to check and I claim it!* MINE PEEPS!