~The Harry Potter Quiz~ (splinch 7-16)

[Inlé_rah]

The Harry Potter Quiz

A winnargh is Alec!
A winnor is shortkut!
Surfr--------------------58
MadEye--------------------55
Spike--------------------54.5
The Offspring--------------------53
Jon--------------------37.5
Ormé------------------32.5
Sacred Realm--------------------32.5
Inlé_rah--------------------31
Ray--------------------26
Silver Phoenix--------------------25
Janus--------------------24
DarkAvenger--------------------21.5
Colin Creevey--------------------21
Forgotten--------------------21
Excop--------------------19
kutshort-------------------(-19)
Swags1017--------------------17.5
Saiyan--------------------13
Kyle Coster--------------------10
Lazy F*ck--------------------10
MarkusdaMan--------------------9
Rouge_Smurf--------------------9
Nienke--------------------9
nicforero--------------------8
The Hobbit--------------------7
Flare Dancer--------------------7
Northern Lights--------------------7
Sparky--------------------5
Cyclone-Zero--------------------4
Benzine--------------------4
Kiro--------------------3
Serio--------------------3
FalconStorm--------------------3
smashbro14--------------------3
kahnartist97--------------------3
dimmerwit--------------------3
IsisClepatra--------------------3
mechanicmaniac--------------------2
Lazy Hіppy Link--------------------2
Shane--------------------2
rat_boy--------------------1
Mynameis--------------------1
Gangsta Dude08--------------------1
stargirl_y--------------------1
Nae'blis--------------------1
TheSeiferOne--------------------1
cheeselord2000--------------------1
Mr Shalashaska--------------------1
GCNrox--------------------1
Dilly2003--------------------1
cuteirishblonde--------------------1
Sleeker--------------------1
Goten12693--------------------1
Lord_Sirithe--------------------1
Kaiser--------------------1
demonkitty--------------------1

Who took Fred and George's places as beaters in Harry's 6th year at Hogwarts?

[AlecTrevylan006]

Jack Sloper, Andrew Kirke

[AlecTrevylan006]

So... a combined 3 minutes over 2 questions... I'm losing my touch

[shortkut]

indubitably old chap

[AlecTrevylan006]

Veritably it is so, my semitic accomplice

[*Victoria*]

Hi, I'm new. Can I play? I love Harry Potter.

[Inlé_rah]

You don't have to ask to play, but welcome. :)
The Harry Potter Quiz

A winnargh is Alec!
A winnor is shortkut!
Surfr--------------------58
MadEye--------------------55
Spike--------------------54.5
The Offspring--------------------53
Jon--------------------37.5
Ormé------------------32.5
Sacred Realm--------------------32.5
Inlé_rah--------------------31
Ray--------------------26
Silver Phoenix--------------------25
Janus--------------------25
DarkAvenger--------------------21.5
Colin Creevey--------------------21
Forgotten--------------------21
Excop--------------------19
kutshort-------------------(-19)
Swags1017--------------------17.5
Saiyan--------------------13
Kyle Coster--------------------10
Lazy F*ck--------------------10
MarkusdaMan--------------------9
Rouge_Smurf--------------------9
Nienke--------------------9
nicforero--------------------8
The Hobbit--------------------7
Flare Dancer--------------------7
Northern Lights--------------------7
Sparky--------------------5
Cyclone-Zero--------------------4
Benzine--------------------4
Kiro--------------------3
Serio--------------------3
FalconStorm--------------------3
smashbro14--------------------3
kahnartist97--------------------3
dimmerwit--------------------3
IsisClepatra--------------------3
mechanicmaniac--------------------2
Lazy Hіppy Link--------------------2
Shane--------------------2
rat_boy--------------------1
Mynameis--------------------1
Gangsta Dude08--------------------1
stargirl_y--------------------1
Nae'blis--------------------1
TheSeiferOne--------------------1
cheeselord2000--------------------1
Mr Shalashaska--------------------1
GCNrox--------------------1
Dilly2003--------------------1
cuteirishblonde--------------------1
Sleeker--------------------1
Goten12693--------------------1
Lord_Sirithe--------------------1
Kaiser--------------------1
demonkitty--------------------1


Who replaced Terence Higgs as seeker?

[AlecTrevylan006]

Draco Malfoy

[Inlé_rah]

Draco Malfoy
15 minutes...

:shake:

[AlecTrevylan006]

15 minutes...

:shake:

I know, I'm clearly losing my touch... (and my conciousness, as I just woke up from a nap to answer)

[shortkut]

i was napping when this was put up :(

i have to relearn inlé's schedule so i can reply within a minute like i used to :-\

[Inlé_rah]

The Harry Potter Quiz

A winnargh is Alec!
A winnor is shortkut!
Surfr--------------------58
MadEye--------------------55
Spike--------------------54.5
The Offspring--------------------53
Jon--------------------37.5
Ormé------------------32.5
Sacred Realm--------------------32.5
Inlé_rah--------------------31
Ray--------------------26
Janus--------------------26
Silver Phoenix--------------------25
DarkAvenger--------------------21.5
Colin Creevey--------------------21
Forgotten--------------------21
Excop--------------------19
kutshort-------------------(-19)
Swags1017--------------------17.5
Saiyan--------------------13
Kyle Coster--------------------10
Lazy F*ck--------------------10
MarkusdaMan--------------------9
Rouge_Smurf--------------------9
Nienke--------------------9
nicforero--------------------8
The Hobbit--------------------7
Flare Dancer--------------------7
Northern Lights--------------------7
Sparky--------------------5
Cyclone-Zero--------------------4
Benzine--------------------4
Kiro--------------------3
Serio--------------------3
FalconStorm--------------------3
smashbro14--------------------3
kahnartist97--------------------3
dimmerwit--------------------3
IsisClepatra--------------------3
mechanicmaniac--------------------2
Lazy Hіppy Link--------------------2
Shane--------------------2
rat_boy--------------------1
Mynameis--------------------1
Gangsta Dude08--------------------1
stargirl_y--------------------1
Nae'blis--------------------1
TheSeiferOne--------------------1
cheeselord2000--------------------1
Mr Shalashaska--------------------1
GCNrox--------------------1
Dilly2003--------------------1
cuteirishblonde--------------------1
Sleeker--------------------1
Goten12693--------------------1
Lord_Sirithe--------------------1
Kaiser--------------------1
demonkitty--------------------1


The storefront of which muggle building provides the entrance to St. Mungo's?

[AlecTrevylan006]

Purge and Dowse, Ltd.

[Spike]

Can I upgrade to a better bong, or better drugs?

[AlecTrevylan006]

Can I upgrade to a better bong, or better drugs?

You can upgrade to DEATH when I KILL YOU for asking TOO MANY F*CKING QUESTIONS!

...

>_>

[shortkut]

You can upgrade to DEATH when I KILL YOU for asking TOO MANY F*CKING QUESTIONS!

...

>_>
lucky for inlé she doesn't ask that many questions...

[Spike]

I dont ask questions thoughL(

[Inlé_rah]

Kut, I'd smash you with a parade of smilies, but I dare say I deserved that.

The truth is that I don't want Alec2 to pass my score on the scoreboard, and while your score is only getting progressively worse with every question you answer, he's 4 away from tying my score...again...

I'm also having rough time thinking of unused/relatively difficult questions. Maybe I'll just lower my standards. :D

The Harry Potter Quiz
A winnargh is Alec!
A winnor is shortkut!
Surfr--------------------58
MadEye--------------------55
Spike--------------------54.5
The Offspring--------------------53
Jon--------------------37.5
Ormé------------------32.5
Sacred Realm--------------------32.5
Inlé_rah--------------------31
Janus--------------------27
Ray--------------------26
Silver Phoenix--------------------25
DarkAvenger--------------------21.5
Colin Creevey--------------------21
Forgotten--------------------21
Excop--------------------19
kutshort-------------------(-19)
Swags1017--------------------17.5
Saiyan--------------------13
Kyle Coster--------------------10
Lazy F*ck--------------------10
MarkusdaMan--------------------9
Rouge_Smurf--------------------9
Nienke--------------------9
nicforero--------------------8
The Hobbit--------------------7
Flare Dancer--------------------7
Northern Lights--------------------7
Sparky--------------------5
Cyclone-Zero--------------------4
Benzine--------------------4
Kiro--------------------3
Serio--------------------3
FalconStorm--------------------3
smashbro14--------------------3
kahnartist97--------------------3
dimmerwit--------------------3
IsisClepatra--------------------3
mechanicmaniac--------------------2
Lazy Hіppy Link--------------------2
Shane--------------------2
rat_boy--------------------1
Mynameis--------------------1
Gangsta Dude08--------------------1
stargirl_y--------------------1
Nae'blis--------------------1
TheSeiferOne--------------------1
cheeselord2000--------------------1
Mr Shalashaska--------------------1
GCNrox--------------------1
Dilly2003--------------------1
cuteirishblonde--------------------1
Sleeker--------------------1
Goten12693--------------------1
Lord_Sirithe--------------------1
Kaiser--------------------1
demonkitty--------------------1


What's the missing link?
Bezoar --- Aberforth Dumbledore

[shortkut]

goats :link:

[Inlé_rah]

goats :link:
And that is all we ever want to know. :D

[Spike]

Bunnys would be better

[Ayen]

goats:link:

oh christ, what next?:P:D

[JohnnyRush]

Hey, I know I'm interrupting the painstakingly slow progress of conversation on this thread, but change kahnartist97 to JohnnyRush on the scoreboard.

If the scoreboard is ever reposted.

[Inlé_rah]

Ouch. Burn.

I was on vacation. Gone. No internet. Nada.

But thanks for informing me about the name change.:)

The Harry Potter Quiz
A winnargh is Alec!
A winnor is shortkut!
Surfr--------------------58
MadEye--------------------55
Spike--------------------54.5
The Offspring--------------------53
Jon--------------------37.5
Ormé------------------32.5
Sacred Realm--------------------32.5
Inlé_rah--------------------31
Janus--------------------27
Ray--------------------26
Silver Phoenix--------------------25
DarkAvenger--------------------21.5
Colin Creevey--------------------21
Forgotten--------------------21
kutshort-------------------(-20)
Excop--------------------19
Swags1017--------------------17.5
Saiyan--------------------13
Kyle Coster--------------------10
Lazy F*ck--------------------10
MarkusdaMan--------------------9
Rouge_Smurf--------------------9
Nienke--------------------9
nicforero--------------------8
The Hobbit--------------------7
Flare Dancer--------------------7
Northern Lights--------------------7
Sparky--------------------5
Cyclone-Zero--------------------4
Benzine--------------------4
Kiro--------------------3
Serio--------------------3
FalconStorm--------------------3
smashbro14--------------------3
JohnnyRush--------------------3
dimmerwit--------------------3
IsisClepatra--------------------3
mechanicmaniac--------------------2
Lazy Hіppy Link--------------------2
Shane--------------------2
rat_boy--------------------1
Mynameis--------------------1
Gangsta Dude08--------------------1
stargirl_y--------------------1
Nae'blis--------------------1
TheSeiferOne--------------------1
cheeselord2000--------------------1
Mr Shalashaska--------------------1
GCNrox--------------------1
Dilly2003--------------------1
cuteirishblonde--------------------1
Sleeker--------------------1
Goten12693--------------------1
Lord_Sirithe--------------------1
Kaiser--------------------1
demonkitty--------------------1


On which floor is Vernon's office at Grunnings located?

[Ayen]

the ninth floor.

can I join?

[Inlé_rah]

the ninth floor.

can I join?
By all acounts, you just did.

Welcome to the circus. :D

[shortkut]

Hey, I know I'm interrupting the painstakingly slow progress of conversation on this thread, but change kahnartist97 to JohnnyRush on the scoreboard.

If the scoreboard is ever reposted.
it is only slow because we don't want inlé to yell at us

[Spike]

Since when does that bother us
?

[JohnnyRush]

it is only slow because we don't want inlé to yell at us

BRING IT!!!!!

...please don't warn/ban me.

[AlecTrevylan006]

*warns/bans you*

heh, poop

[JohnnyRush]

But O Emperor, I'm of German descent, your Franco-Polish powers do not fall on my land.

Oh man now's he's just gonna descend on Germany. Shows what I know about intercontinental power tricks.

[AlecTrevylan006]

Oh, I own Germany, I just haven't officially conquered it. Tax reasons.

[JohnnyRush]

Nuts. Guess I gotta go back to my Jew heritage. I might be able to find England in me somewhere.

Oh yeah, since most of the people in this thread are mods, we all just don't mind about the useless spamming until Inle (yeah i'm not gonna do the accent, get over it) puts another question?

[Ayen]

Oh, I own Germany, I just haven't officially conquered it. Tax reasons.lol. oh? what other places do you own but haven't conquered?:D

[shortkut]

lol. oh? what other places do you own but haven't conquered?:D
more like what hasn't he conquered

[AlecTrevylan006]

I have neither owned nor conquered Ben Affleck's bedroom. I have some standards.

[Ayen]

you go even that specific? lol :D

[JohnnyRush]

Howabout Marc Anthony's.

[Spike]

Hasnt he died yet

[JohnnyRush]

J. Lo's hubby? I thought that was the criteria, ask about a current/former flame of hers to see if Alec owned his bedroom yet

[AlecTrevylan006]

Its guilty by the transitive property.

[Ayen]

...huh???:confused:

[Inlé_rah]

it is only slow because we don't want inlé to yell at us
*yells at kut and Ko.*

Oh man now's he's just gonna descend on Germany. Shows what I know about intercontinental power tricks.
Alec knows that he who owns the heartland owns the world. It's an old thesis of continental power whose greatest flaws have been overcome...by Alec's genius and modern chemistry. :D

We should also know that the heartland is impossible to defend militarily (so sayeth Risk). So... power in arms, but also power over hearts and minds. By the later I mean drugs. :angel:

Hasnt he died yetYeah. I think he and Cleopatra killed themselves.

And what else...

Oh yes...

Quit SPAMing up my Quiz!!!11!1

Quit SPAMing up my precious... *sneaky grin*

The Harry Potter Quiz
A winnargh is Alec!
A winnor is shortkut!
Surfr--------------------58
MadEye--------------------55
Spike--------------------54.5
The Offspring--------------------53
Jon--------------------37.5
Ormé------------------32.5
Sacred Realm--------------------32.5
Inlé_rah--------------------31
Janus--------------------27
Ray--------------------26
Silver Phoenix--------------------25
DarkAvenger--------------------21.5
Colin Creevey--------------------21
Forgotten--------------------21
kutshort-------------------(-20)
Excop--------------------19
Swags1017--------------------17.5
Saiyan--------------------13
Kyle Coster--------------------10
Lazy F*ck--------------------10
MarkusdaMan--------------------9
Rouge_Smurf--------------------9
Nienke--------------------9
nicforero--------------------8
The Hobbit--------------------7
Flare Dancer--------------------7
Northern Lights--------------------7
Sparky--------------------5
Cyclone-Zero--------------------4
Benzine--------------------4
Kiro--------------------3
Serio--------------------3
FalconStorm--------------------3
smashbro14--------------------3
JohnnyRush--------------------3
dimmerwit--------------------3
IsisClepatra--------------------3
mechanicmaniac--------------------2
Lazy Hіppy Link--------------------2
Shane--------------------2
rat_boy--------------------1
Mynameis--------------------1
Gangsta Dude08--------------------1
stargirl_y--------------------1
Nae'blis--------------------1
TheSeiferOne--------------------1
cheeselord2000--------------------1
Mr Shalashaska--------------------1
GCNrox--------------------1
Dilly2003--------------------1
cuteirishblonde--------------------1
Sleeker--------------------1
Goten12693--------------------1
Lord_Sirithe--------------------1
Kaiser--------------------1
demonkitty--------------------1
Golden Phoenix--------------------1


What color eyes do bowtruckles have?

[JohnnyRush]

Two.

And hey, its a fun, enclosed place to spam. And I've found the joys of nasty fake meat.

Oh damn I read that wrong. Their eyes are beetle-brown, please don't hurt me on the double post.

[AlecTrevylan006]

ask more questions and we'll spam less...


...no we won't

BTW, just in case, its just plain "brown" according to Fantastic Beasts

[Inlé_rah]

Two.

And hey, its a fun, enclosed place to spam. And I've found the joys of nasty fake meat.

Oh damn I read that wrong. Their eyes are beetle-brown, please don't hurt me on the double post.
Yup.

There were 19 posts between scoreboard posted a day apart. That's a bit much. I kind of expect Alec, kut, Spike, and the rest of the usual suspects to do this if I decide do go lazy (as I often do) but I really, really hate when I have to go searching for my score board when I don't deserve it.

ask more questions and we'll spam less...Because that really worked well this time round. :D

[JohnnyRush]

*Looks at his shoes*

I'm sowwy

[Ayen]

There were 19 posts between scoreboard posted a day apart. That's a bit much. I kind of expect Alec, kut, Spike, and the rest of the usual suspects to do this if I decide do go lazy (as I often do) but I really, really hate when I have to go searching for my score board when I don't deserve it.well, if it gets REALLY aggravating for you, one thing that might work is imposing a score penalty (or just report them:D).

[AlecTrevylan006]

You should be Johnny.

And you've gotten us so used to large gaps that we've adapted in an attempt to allow this thread to survive >_>

[Spike]

Well Ill put your score board in my posts from now on(after thisone so ya dont have to look so far, and we werent that bad weve had much worse, like 30+

Why is the the flood control still on if double psots are combined?

[Inlé_rah]

And you've gotten us so used to large gaps that we've adapted in an attempt to allow this thread to survive >_>
I'm in awe at your altruism. :D

Well Ill put your score board in my posts from now on(after thisone so ya dont have to look so far, and we werent that bad weve had much worse, like 30+
True enough. You don't have to bother quoting the scoreboad, Spike. It doen't come up as a problem that often. :)

Why is the the flood control still on if double psots are combined?Because no one ever thought to remove it probably. How often could you attempt to post more than once in a minute anyways?

Next question tomorrow, my pawns. :tease:

[Ayen]

Why is the the flood control still on if double psots are combined?
Because no one ever thought to remove it probably. How often could you attempt to post more than once in a minute anyways?
Oh, that's what it is that keeps you from posting more than once per minute? flood control?

[AlecTrevylan006]

Oh, that's what it is that keeps you from posting more than once per minute? flood control?

No, those would be the post midgets... er, elves

[Inlé_rah]

No, those would be the post midgets... er, elves
You know... If we kidnap those elves, maybe they can make cookies for us.

[AlecTrevylan006]

You know... If we kidnap those elves, maybe they can make cookies for us.

*stops you flooding with fudge sticks*

[Ayen]

No, those would be the post midgets... er, elveswell excuse me, I didn't know what it was called, ok?

[AlecTrevylan006]

well excuse me, I didn't know what it was called, ok?

IT IS CALLED BEING VERTICALLY CHALLENGED! DON'T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE "DIFFERENTLY ABLED"!

[JohnnyRush]

Wait wait wait what happened to not making 19 posts inbetween score updates?

Though I wouldn't wish for this discussion to end.

[Ayen]

ur not making sense to me. how is it vertically challenged? also, what is Differently Abled?:confused:

[Inlé_rah]

ur not making sense to me. how is it vertically challenged? also, what is Differently Abled?:confused:
Vertically challenged= midget
Differently Abled= disabled

The jist of what he is saying is that you were being hypersensitive in your post because you mistakenly took his stupid post about the post elves seriously.

And I just killed the underlying humor boomheadshot. :P


PS: Every time you say that you do not believe in post elves, a post elf somewhere in the forums drops dead. If you keep at it, I might have to split my spammed up quiz myself. :(

(Sad face only refers to me doing my own splitting. Not to dead elves. It will refer to dead elves if they can make cookies. Further experimentation on the subject is necessary on this front.)

Don't kill the post elves. Believe.

[JohnnyRush]

But who would've thought dead post elves taste so good?

Martha Stewart knew.

Henry VIII knew.

Okay I made up the Henry VIII reference. But true for Martha.

[AlecTrevylan006]

"I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!"

*Julia Roberts drops dead*

...cool

"I DON'T BELEIVE IN FAIRIES!"
*Ben Affleck drops dead*

[Ayen]

The jist of what he is saying is that you were being hypersensitive in your post because you mistakenly took his stupid post about the post elves seriously.no, I knew he was being sarcastic, and I guess that's the type of person he is. what I was doing with the post he quoted was just trying to make sure I was right. I mean, it sounded like he was basically saying "Duh!!!", which was something I didn't appreciate. That's why I responded the way I did. I guess now I should have put "just trying to make sure" instead of "didn't know".

[Inlé_rah]

no, I knew he was being sarcastic, and I guess that's the type of person he is. what I was doing with the post he quoted was just trying to make sure I was right. I mean, it sounded like he was basically saying "Duh!!!", which was something I didn't appreciate. That's why I responded the way I did. I guess now I should have put "just trying to make sure" instead of "didn't know".
See, I didn't think he was being sarcastic in any mean way. Just wanted to invent a wierd answer involving midgets, elves, Poland, Germany, France, Realm, Colombia or whatever seemed more amusing at the time.

This is getting over-analytical...

*shoves Alec off a glacier just in case*

*shoves Spike off too for good measure and/or tradition*

[JohnnyRush]

Woohoo! Thinning the pack!

See no one wants to touch me because they don't know me.

[AlecTrevylan006]

I AM INVEEEEENCIBLE *gets cryogenically frozen*

[Inlé_rah]

Woohoo! Thinning the pack!

See no one wants to touch me because they don't know me.
I didn't push shortkut off the glacier.

Alec was pushed off a glacier because there is a slight possiblilty that he was being mean to you and not just stupid like he normally is. Spike was pushed off a glacier because trying to kill Spike in various nefarious ways is something that is mandated in the bylaws of the Quiz. (Try it sometime.) :D

But if you insist or you feel like you are being left out.

*pushes Johnny off a glacier*

*kut gets confused and jumps off the glacier to join the others*

Inlé: :shake: *sighs and jumps off the glacier*

[AlecTrevylan006]

*Zooms into Alec hanging from edge of glacier*

I'm such a non-conformist, I'm not even gonna conform with you other non-conformists

And I was just joking around, no harm intended.

[Ayen]

I didn't push shortkut off the glacier.

Alec was pushed off a glacier because there is a slight possiblilty that he was being mean to you and not just stupid like he normally is. Spike was pushed off a glacier because trying to kill Spike in various nefarious ways is something that is mandated in the bylaws of the Quiz. (Try it sometime.) :D

But if you insist or you feel like you are being left out.

*pushes Johnny off a glacier*

*kut gets confused and jumps off the glacier to join the others*

Inlé: :shake: *sighs and jumps off the glacier*
GP: falls off the glacier because of loss of balance thanks to hysterical laughter:D

[JohnnyRush]

Wait is this an arctic or antarctic glacier?

[Inlé_rah]

Wait is this an arctic or antarctic glacier?
I respond by another question: Elves or penguins?

[Ayen]

most likely arctic, then.:D

[Inlé_rah]

most likely arctic, then.:D
Penguins are antarctic. Elves are arctic. You choose. :D

[Ayen]

well, we started talking about post elves, so anyone who says that they don't believe in fairies gets pushed off the glacier by one...or by you. :chuckle:

Alec: ...I don't believe in fairies...
angry glacier post-elf: AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! *rams into alec*
Alec: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *falls off glacier and hits water at 100 mph, but doesn't die because, as he stated earlier:
I AM INVEEEEENCIBLE

anyway, Inle, what's the next question? or has there been a correct answer to the current one?

[AlecTrevylan006]

don't rush us GP. You wouldn't like us when we're rushed...

[Ayen]

I'm just not used to there being so many posts in-between updates, especially when several of them come from the host/hostess his/herself.

[shortkut]

wait, thread gets spammed up, but inlé helps with the spam :confused:

[AlecTrevylan006]

Sounds like she's a Hypocrates

Does that mean you can't hurt these people? >_>

[JohnnyRush]

I'm going to call for a thousand post reduction on Alec for making a joke better suited as a throwaway joke on Letterman's intro.

Second, anyone?

[AlecTrevylan006]

I'm going to call for a thousand post reduction on Alec for making a joke better suited as a throwaway joke on Letterman's intro.

Second, anyone?

You're lucky I make it a habit not to abuse my imperial powers...

My mod powers on the other hand, I have no reservations about

[Ayen]

I'm going to call for a thousand post reduction on Alec for making a joke better suited as a throwaway joke on Letterman's intro.

Second, anyone?nah, just lower his rep by about 200 points:P

[shortkut]

nah, just lower his rep by about 200 points:P
then i will increase it by 500 or 600

[Ayen]

what for?:)

[shortkut]

for being alec

[Ayen]

yeah, gotta give ya/him that one. he's one of the few people I know on here that makes jokes on a continual basis. keep it up, man!!!:^:

[AlecTrevylan006]

for being alec

Nobody's better at it than me. Except my non-evil midget straight fat twin!

[Ayen]

I take that back. alec's not just a joke maker, he's a site clown.:D

[AlecTrevylan006]

I take that back. alec's not just a joke maker, he's a site clown.:D

Dude... do NOT call me a clown. Seriously *shivers*

Clowns are among the most demonic things known to man

(Anybody ever read the "evil overlord list"? if so, you'll get the joke as to what rule I'm fulfilling)

[Ayen]

I was meaning the one like you see in circuses, except you don't throw pie in ur face. You tell jokes, and make people laugh. I guess I should call you the site comedian. that better?

[JohnnyRush]

Howabout this then: every week that Inle doesn't post a question, we take 500 posts and 200 rep points away from her?

God I'm looking for trouble here.

[Ayen]

jeez, ur cruel.:D

nah, lets not though. I would say that if we did it at all, to do it when she joins in with the off-topic stuff a lot w/o posting an update, but she can add to the hilarity:D

[Inlé_rah]

yeah. JohnnyRush got the last point.


*everyone spams up quiz*

*the gendarmes arrive, not that any one is particularly worried about the French, but the French must be involved if elves, cookies, gunpowder-cocain, and neofuedalism are not*

French lackey: Mon Capitaine!

Inlé: My quiz has been spammed up!

*looks around at everyone*

Inlé: Round up the usual suspects!

French lackey: Oui, mon Capitaine!


The Harry Potter Quiz
A winnargh is Alec!
A winnor is shortkut!
Surfr--------------------58
MadEye--------------------55
Spike--------------------54.5
The Offspring--------------------53
Jon--------------------37.5
Ormé------------------32.5
Sacred Realm--------------------32.5
Inlé_rah--------------------31
Janus--------------------27
Ray--------------------26
Silver Phoenix--------------------25
DarkAvenger--------------------21.5
Colin Creevey--------------------21
Forgotten--------------------21
kutshort-------------------(-20)
Excop--------------------19
Swags1017--------------------17.5
Saiyan--------------------13
Kyle Coster--------------------10
Lazy F*ck--------------------10
MarkusdaMan--------------------9
Rouge_Smurf--------------------9
Nienke--------------------9
nicforero--------------------8
The Hobbit--------------------7
Flare Dancer--------------------7
Northern Lights--------------------7
Sparky--------------------5
Cyclone-Zero--------------------4
Benzine--------------------4
JohnnyRush--------------------4
Kiro--------------------3
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What color did Voldemort's rebirthing potion turn when Wormtail added his hand to it?

[JohnnyRush]

A burning red.

Ewwwwww the lackey's fingers are like slippery gelatin!!

[Inlé_rah]

A burning red.

Ewwwwww the lackey's fingers are like slippery gelatin!!
There's a certain very famous classic movie that you really need to watch if you think that I really sent the French after you there. :angel:

[JohnnyRush]

I thought you really sent the French after me.....in a thread on a forum site???

[AlecTrevylan006]

I'm shocked, SHOCKED to hear that there is spamming going on in this establishment!

*sigh*

Of all the quizzes in all the world, he had to walk into Inle's

[JohnnyRush]

Who, me? I've been here for a while. But man I was tentative about joining the spamming....til about a week ago.

[shortkut]

spamming must be done with elegance and grace. you have neither.

[JohnnyRush]

My world is crashing down around me.

Because of (once again) a thread on a forum site.

[AlecTrevylan006]

You know, only Inle will appreciate that previous spam -_-

Curse the uncultured

[JohnnyRush]

Screw this, I'm going to 'Nam.

[Ayen]

spamming must be done with elegance and grace. you have neither.do I have elegence and grace? or is that such a big "no" that I shouldn't ask?

was Johnny right on the question, Inle?

[Spike]

See, I didn't think he was being sarcastic in any mean way. Just wanted to invent a wierd answer involving midgets, elves, Poland, Germany, France, Realm, Colombia or whatever seemed more amusing at the time.

This is getting over-analytical...

*shoves Alec off a glacier just in case*

*shoves Spike off too for good measure and/or tradition*


I resent that.

I didn't push shortkut off the glacier.

Alec was pushed off a glacier because there is a slight possiblilty that he was being mean to you and not just stupid like he normally is. Spike was pushed off a glacier because trying to kill Spike in various nefarious ways is something that is mandated in the bylaws of the Quiz. (Try it sometime.) :D

But if you insist or you feel like you are being left out.

*pushes Johnny off a glacier*

*kut gets confused and jumps off the glacier to join the others*

Inlé: :shake: *sighs and jumps off the glacier*

Why do I always get killed or told to stick the gold wire in the outlet?

wait, thread gets spammed up, but inlé helps with the spam :confused:


Makes ya wonder where the leadership is eh?

yeah, gotta give ya/him that one. he's one of the few people I know on here that makes jokes on a continual basis. keep it up, man!!!:^:

Hey Alec, someone wants some tonight, what ya gon na do eh?

I take that back. alec's not just a joke maker, he's a site clown.:D

That woud relate him to the late klown, has he made a come back yet by the way?

spamming must be done with elegance and grace. you have neither.

Atleast he's not a eunich


GO harry.........alas, no spam

and heres another post, jsut cuz they'll merge

Damn, it doesnt raise your post count, oh well

[JohnnyRush]

At over twenty thousand posts you want to up your post count?

[Spike]

No, but I like finding glitches in VB software, thatd be a major one that the admins would go oh **** about, but their not thatt stupid, wasnt expceting it to work though

[JohnnyRush]

Why haven't you become a mod/admin? You've got more posts than three or four of them combined.

[shortkut]

especially if one of them was me

[Ayen]

speaking of being a mod, kut, what were ur stats when you became one?

[shortkut]

2000 posts at the very most. i became a mod in 2003 and rep was not around then

[JohnnyRush]

I know it says a minimum of 300, but what's a recommended number? 2000?

[shortkut]

300

[Ayen]

what month did you become a mod? cuz I joined in 2003 (as it says) and I believe that rep was around then. umm, do you know what they look for in a person who becomes a mod?

[Spike]

Rep wasnt around then........dont be so eager, they hate it.

[Ayen]

they hate what, being mods?

[Spike]

They hate people trying to hard to impress them

did you watch the premeres?

[AlecTrevylan006]

woah... I just realized...

I was modded before Inle even joined this site...

>_>

<_<

Freaky.

[shortkut]

me too

[Ayen]

They hate people trying to hard to impress them

did you watch the premeres?
I would only try to impress them with what I had done at the time I applied. if I didn't make it or hadn't done enough, I would just do what I normally do everyday until I did...except perhaps try to be a little more helpful in a particular forum. in other words, I wouldn't focus on just trying my best to impress them-I read the requirements, I know they dislike that. if I made it when I applied, then great, if I didn't, then I didn't. find out what area I messed up in, if its something that just needs more time, then I'd wait, if it's something I need to work on, work on it gradually. I wouldn't rush it.

...or is what I just described exactly what ur meaning?:confused:

woah... I just realized...

I was modded before Inle even joined this site...

>_>

<_<

Freaky.
me too really? how long has she been a mod?

[shortkut]

longer than i have been one

[AlecTrevylan006]

Well kut, I was cheated out of a mod spot in this forum before YOU even signed up as a mod, so HA!

[Ayen]

u were cheated out of a mod spot? how?

[shortkut]

they knew i would register so they did not let him mod this incase i would want it in the future

[AlecTrevylan006]

They were deciding who they'd make the next mod by means of a Harry Potter Quiz. I had a typo so I edited it. Back then it just told you the day that it was edited. Then Aquaman (OoSL back then?) posted a couple hours after me with the same answers. I couldn't prove that I hadn't edited my post BEFORE he posted. So he got the mod spot. That's why I refuse to edit in this quiz :-P

[Spike]

That whole pst merge takes the fun out of your double posts.

[*Victoria*]

They were deciding who they'd make the next mod by means of a Harry Potter Quiz. I had a typo so I edited it. Back then it just told you the day that it was edited. Then Aquaman (OoSL back then?) posted a couple hours after me with the same answers. I couldn't prove that I hadn't edited my post BEFORE he posted. So he got the mod spot. That's why I refuse to edit in this quiz :-P

That really stinks.....

[JohnnyRush]

Hahahah that's a slam the keyboard with your face sort of moment.

[AlecTrevylan006]

Heh, no harm no foul, still got it in October 2001.

But thats my excuse for double posting instead of editing for years on this quiz :P

[Ayen]

well, at least now they do show when you edited it, so u don't have to worry so much about it anymore. but yeah, that stinks.

[JohnnyRush]

Heh, no harm no foul, still got it in October 2001.

You got it after 10 months? Wow, I've been on for over 2 years....but then again, I didn't post for oh, probably at least 15 of those months.

[Spike]

Complaing about being here long and not being a mod? Half the original members arent mods

[Ayen]

I think you have to apply to be a mod...or ask one of the mods to mention you to the admins or s-mods...not sure.

[JohnnyRush]

I wish I could expect to be a mod. That'd be nice. I don't visit often enough to warrant it though.