Angel Grove

[Meathos]

...What time is it?
It's Morhpin' Time!

*Flute plays* Dragon Zord!Tigerzord! Mastadon! Pterydactyl! Tricerotops! Saber Tooth Tiger! Tyranasauras!

[Insert amazing guitar solo here] Go Go Power Rangers!

Ahh, for 2 long, amazing years, those four small words, which are in fact three words, brought a feeling of pure ecstacy to young children's hearts, and orgasm to the ears of those same children later on in life... Sort of.

K, well, the point is that they were f*ckin' sick. It seems to me that others agree, so, I have revived the old Angel Grove, as we approach the 1 year anniversary of many members becoming annoyances with name changes, and BG sigs that looked like morphers. So, here on Rememberance/Veteran's Day '05, we honour not only the fallen heroes of our countries(America and Canada), but we honour ourselves, and the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. Yes, we are damn lame.

The Rangers
*Meathos - The Red Ranger
*Knux - The Black Ranger
*Bladz - The Green Ranger
*NewType06- The White Ranger
*Sirithe - The Blue Ranger
*White Rose - The Pink Ranger
*Pontus - The Yellow Ranger


The Rangers from after MMPR: The Movie
*Birdman - Blue Ranger
*FrancestheMute
*Mr.Blue



The Puddies








To join, simply post your favorite Ranger colour, and the Zordon will tell you whether you're 1337 enough to be one of the pre-movie Rangers, or not. If you really suck, and are denied a morpher(membership), you become a Puddy, and are still not in the clan.

Other than that, just talk about MMPR, since I know they are causing some SPAM among the other clans, olol


Oh, we may have an RP, fools.

[Pontus]

ecksbawks or ecksbawks treesicksty?

hehe, Sabah toof tigah

It should say Pontus - The Lellow Wanger but that would be prounounced Wang + er not Ranger - R + W.

[Sirithe]

Neil, I'm insulted, I know you have mine. I mean, come on we played Halo together a few times.

truenorcer86

[Mr. Blue!]

I want the Blue Ranger position!

I'm here, btw.

[Newtype06]

no chance, blue, not unless you want to rpb it.





Oh wait, we're already doing that.....

[Alu]

thread split (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=496731)

[Sirithe]

no chance, blue, not unless you want to rpb it.





Oh wait, we're already doing that.....
Albeit slowly :P

[Knux]

Holy sh*t guys. From Wikipedia:

A USENET poster named "The Dark Ranger" created a pornographic fan fiction called "Agony in Pink", which was about the torture and death of Kimberly Hart at the hands of Lord Zedd and a fan character named "Tortura" (after the word "torture"). This story, first posted in the alt.sex newsgroup around 1994, caused a lot of commotion on USENET [2] due to its adult nature and subject matter. Sequels of the story were later created. The posting of the story lead to the Australian Broadcasting Group to censor a newsgroup. [3] Another posting of the story on Fanfiction.net was removed. The story was blamed for the banning of all adult fan fiction on FF.net.

:(

Holy f*cking sh*t... Last night at 1 AM I saw this post and made the terrible mistake of looking up this story. It's by far the most gruesome and graphic story I've read in my life. I wanted to stop reading before I was halfway through but I needed to know how Kimberly died. :O

I didn't think it would be bad, but it was really gross. So yea, now that I said it you'll all probably search but jus tbe warned.

[sLiMsHaDy]

I could've sworn I was the Blue Ranger at one point or another.

[Sirithe]

You were. Then everyone got hella inactive and Neil purged the FP.

...omg. I read Agony in Pink, and regret it. That was completely f*cked. And apparently theres a 2 and an Agony in Yellow. Theres definetly 2, but I doubt I'll read it.

[The Crowing]

I wanna join, cause we all know the MMPR kicked everyones ass :link:

favourite ranger color is definately Black

thanks

[Mr. Blue!]

Here's a link to the first episode! Pwnage, pure and simple.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=4509GzCJK4Q&search=Mighty%20Morphin%20Power%20Rangers%201

[Sirithe]

Might not want to do that. Youtubes illegal isn't it?

[Meathos]

No, and technically, it's on-topic, so it's not an outside link, I don't think.

[Bladz]

Youtube isn't illegal, uploading copyrighted material is. :P

"Hey Fellas"
"Yo Billy wassup?"

aha that cracked me up so much

[Knux]

Man, that first season was so steriotypical.

Jason was the buff leader dude, so they give him red.

Kimberly's the hot normal girl, so she gets pink.

Trini... SABAH TOOF TIGAH! Yea, yellow fits that steriotype.

Zack... yea. That dance he does in the opening theme says it all.

Billy's the nerd, and blue's all that's left for him.

And then the leader who gets the cool chest piece is white.

lol

[Mr. Blue!]

OMFG my hair gets sooo tangled up in that helmet!



I would laugh at her, but I read Agony in Pink.

[Knux]

I would laugh at her, but I read Agony in Pink.

Did you regret that?

Half of me wants to read Agony in Pink 2 and Agony in Yellow. The other half of me was disgusted by it and is calling me a sick f*ck for it.

I'll see. :P

[White Rose]

I actually liked Kimberly.... reading that would just be a disgrace. She was one of the better actresses of the show... at least I thought so.

Some people are just born with mental problems and/or sick intentions.... T_T

[Sirithe]

Half of me wants to read Agony in Pink 2 and Agony in Yellow. The other half of me was disgusted by it and is calling me a sick f*ck for it.

Haha I know how you feel. I started to read 2 yesterday. And she got captured and I was like.... SICK F*CK! And stopped.

[Mr. Blue!]

I really regret reading one and two...



Did you know? The actress who played Trini died in a car accident and the actress that played Rita died from Pancreas Cancer?

[Sirithe]

If anyone wants confirmation for Billy being gay. Read Agony in Pink. You'll know when you see it.

[Newtype06]

something tells me Agony in Pink isn't exactly a canonical source...

[Knux]

Enough with the Agony in Pink, k? We all know it was sick as f*ck and no longer need to be reminded of it. :)

How cool would it be to be a Power Ranger in real life. Like your friend's getting mugged by gangstas, and you're all "It's Morphin Time!" and the gangstas' guns do nothing at all against your spandex.

Man, that would be so cool.

[Newtype06]

lol. I wouldn't mind rolling up in my Dinozord.

Anyways, do we want to try and rp? I figure the best way to start is at the begining, having us get the power and all...

[Knux]

K, this is the plot for our RP. Read it (I'm sure you'll like it) and intro!
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The year 2006. An age filled with turmoil and pointless wars ravaging the fronts and affecting even those who choose not to involve themselves. The homefronts of the Americas have been ravaged by gangstas and terror alike. And yet... in the vast deserts of California, an even greater threat emerges.

Alpha V scurried around the Command Center, making preparations... preparations which would decide the fate of the entire world. Suddenly Zordon, floating in his large tube, was struck with a terrible vision.

"Alpha, " the large head boomed. "I sense that terrible trouble has arisen!"

"Ai ai ai ai ai, " Alpha repeated constantly. It was his favorite phrase, afterall. "What is it now, Zordon?"

"It is worse than I could ever imagine. Rita Repulsa and her goons have travelled back to the year 1942 and consorted with the likes of Adolph Hitler, Heinrich Himmler and several other Nazi personas!"

"Ai ai ai, " he yelled, this time more frantic. "What can we do?"

"If quick action is not taken, history will be altered and the world as we know it will be doomed. There is only one option. Obviously, emotional unstable teens are the best way to solve this world's problems."

"Oh my!" the robot exclaimed. "You're not saying-"

"Now, Alpha, quickly! Summon to me the best fit teenage humans you can find, " the head boomed once more.

"What kind of teenagers, Zordon?"

"Ones with ATTITUDE!"

And thus Alpha V went about his task, searching the world in the hope that he'd find displays of attitude worthy of saving the universe.

[Newtype06]

Dave walked through his forest. Yes, it was his forest. He had spent more time in there than any other person alive. It had no trails, no markings, no visible means of telling where you were. But he knew. He always knew. He knew that the next tree he would pass had a hawk nest in its highest branch. He knew that a group of hornets made their home in the log he just barely stepped over.

At first glance, most people would write Dave off. He was a little gaunt, always appeared to need a shave, and sported a soul patch that he was quite fond of. He had dark brown eyes, and black hair. He wasn’t especially tall, but always carried himself like king of the world.

Dave wore simple clothes, a white t-shirt and a pair of camo shorts. It was the same outfit he wore nearly a month earlier, when he hiked another forest. When he humbled a West Pointer… Dave’s eyes twinkled as he thought back to that memory.

A sturdy walking staff in his hand, Dave pulled himself up onto a fallen tree that had landed in such a way that the trunk was several feet in the air. Looking around, he spied another sturdy branch. Throwing himself towards it, Dave whirled his staff around the branch, catching the other end and using the staff to hold him up. Dave looked down. He was probably twelve feet up.

Cake…He thought.

Dave let go with his right hand, letting himself fall to the forest floor. His knees absorbed most of the fall, and the rest of his momentum he used, breaking into a dead run. Dave felt the wind ripple through his dark hair. He was home here.

Dave had been trained in only a few actual forms of martial arts. He was proficient in Shotokan, knew a little bit of Tae Kwon Do, and was an expert with staves and bladed weapons. Angel Grove wasn’t exactly renown for it’s dangerous criminals, but Dave was ready just in case. Those people who wrote him off would be sorely mistaken.

About half a mile away from the tree he jumped from, Dave skidded to a halt. Something had caught his attention. It was a shiny coin on the ground. Dave reached down, eager to look at the out of place object. He was almost certain it was a quarter or something, but regardless, Dave needed to quench his curiosity. Yep, it was a quarter.

Pocketing the coin, Dave only then noticed the coiled snake that had slithered in his direction. Dave felt his grip on his staff tighten. He knew he had about 5 feet of reach from the staff, compounded with a little more than two feet from his arm. The snake came closer, a mere six feet away. Dave watched his movements carefully…

The snake and the teenager reacted at the same moment. The snake stopped, and Dave could hear a telltale rattle. At that moment, Dave’s hand snapped like a whip, lashing his staff out towards the snake. A solid blow smashed it’s head. Dave looked down, checking to make sure it was dead. It was. He picked the snake’s limp remains up, and carried it back to the tree with the hawk nest. Give it an hour or so, and the mother hawk would pick up the snake and disperse it to her chicks.

“Sorry, friend,” Dave said, planting his staff into the ground with a firm thrust and wiping his hands together. “One life for another. You didn’t mean to threaten me, and I didn’t mean to threaten you. It’s just how things work out.”

I’m talking to a dead snake, Dave thought. I gotta get out more…

Suddenly, Dave was covered in white light, and disappeared.

[sLiMsHaDy]

So, I don't really fit into the RP then, do I? Unless I'm a Ranger in a year after 2006, and the effects of what Rita does in the past effect me. But I'd suck at that. :D

[Sirithe]

...wtf? I lost the White Ranger? Now I have to go from a villan, to a former pedophile to a ***?

And since when do we have a serious RP in here?

[Knux]

So, I don't really fit into the RP then, do I? Unless I'm a Ranger in a year after 2006, and the effects of what Rita does in the past effect me. But I'd suck at that. :D

It doesn't matter what color you are. Just get yourself to Zordon with a short RP showing "attitude" and you're in.


And since when do we have a serious RP in here?

Since last night when we realized the MMPR fighting in WWII was like the greatest idea anybody anywhere had thought of ever.

[Pontus]

So do I have to be a girl, then? Or is my Yellow Ranger color just for the FP?

[Meathos]

it's just the colour of your costume, lol.


Adam, we're not actually going to be the MMPR. We're our own ****. Dave had a SICK plan for the White Ranger, and blue's a leet colour, so yeah. Ssshh.

[Sirithe]

So I can make this up as I go? Sexy.

[Mr. Blue!]

I'm gonna be blue... And no one can stop me!!!

Btw, how come I'm not on the FP?

[Meathos]

You're not going to be blue. We have a blue ranger.

You can be a back-up Blue.

[Mr. Blue!]

I knew that, but I was still gonna be blue... I mean it's not like any other color was available anyways.

[Knux]

By back up, does that mean he'll also have a blue suit?

If not then how are we going to do any other people who are joining this thing?

RP soon.

[Meathos]

He can make his own damned colour? Yes. He can make his own damned colour.

[Mr. Blue!]

I could be a purple ranger...

[Meathos]

Have fun with that...

You can be the bait in every fight.

[Mr. Blue!]

Yay! I'm part of the group!


Now to think of a prehistoric creature to be my zord.

[Knux]

note: If you haven't seen stuff I've done before, don't expect any serious RPs from me in this clan. They're just gonna be wacky as f*ck in an attempt to adhere to the original MMPR series (ie. sparks, cheesy fighting, etc).

Yea, this is sort of the one I did before but I completely changed it.
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Pat stood across the arena and faced his opponent, a generic clean cut American teenager clad in a white karate uniform. His own features were of a contrast to that of the general appearances of the contestants; his messy blonde hair came nearly to falling over his eyes and he donned black gi, generally awarded only to those who showed above average fighting skills.

The onlookers in the match turned their heads toward the two, awaiting to congratulate the victor of Angel Grove's 689,235,723rd Martial Arts tournament.

As the opponent came forward with a flurry of punches he stepped backward, deflecting and countering with his own punches with ease. He quickly shuffled backwards and launched his leg out, catching the opponent in the chest and knocking him backwards. As the opponent once more came forward, Pat jumped high in the air, bringing his leg across in a powerful arc which ended its course on the opponents shoulder. To the onlookers, it seemed as if it was in slow motion. Pat ended his strike with an effective, "EEE YAH!"

The crowd cheered at the feat; Ernie was so amazed by the display that he simply dropped the glass he'd been cleaning and clapped, forgetting it.

He accepted his trophy with a sense of wanting more. He had shown himself better than these martial arts students and yet, it wasn't enough for him. He yearned to seek himself into a real fight, one where he'd have a sense of "you or him". Boxed in a ring and held down by rules, he never had achieved the test he desired.

Pat made his way into the bathroom, his stomach reminding him of the Taco Bell he'd filled himself up on before entering the tournament. "How's it going?" he inquired of a nearby classmate emptying his sac of pee into a urinal. He entered the bathroom stall before awaiting an answer.

About a minute later he heard the door close; he was alone. Yet, though he was alone with the tacos leaving him, he somehow felt that he wasn't the only one there. Suddenly, a black, flourescent light surrounded him, filling the entire stall.

"Oh HELL no, " he exclaimed, attempting to rise. It was too late. He'd been engulfed by the light.

[sLiMsHaDy]

If it doesn't matter what color I am, then how about all the other guys who don't join are the same color, with the original colors of the Power Rangers being the leaders?

Like, say, make us all orange.

[Meathos]

Redpath walked briskly down the long paved path that was a road in Canada. Looking stern as always, and with a limp in his left leg, as always, people left him alone. Be it from intimidation or otherwise, he didn't kno or care... Until, a cupcake came streaming from a car that was passing.

The cupcake was thrown poorly. Gangsters, it seemed, could not throw. The yummy muffin-esque eatery hit the ground roughly three feet from the pedestrian, while the car was a total of five to six feet away. Laughing, Redpath returned the one-finger salute to the car, mirroring the one he'd recieved.

To his delight and surprise, the car stopped.

Turning, the teen assessed the drivers. There was five in the car, but only two got out. One was tall and lanky; the other: a short, ugly, inbred-looking motherf*cker.

"Yo, n!gga, why you doin' dat, huh!?" The tall gangster beefed.

"Do what? Get pissed when you throw cupcakes? Who throws a cupcake? You're a f*cking piece of sh!t, get out of here." Redpath retorted.

"You don't know me, mo'f*cka'!" The short one said as he stepped up. Redpath simply laughed.

"Yo, we's heard yous be talkin' sh!t, so we do dat, ass."

"You just said you didn't know me, genius." Redpath sighed. "Are we going to fight?"

The tall gangster took a swing. Redpath ducked, and the punch soared well over his head. The tall gangster was roughly 6'6", and had little or no co-ordination. A solid punch to the thug's protruding ribcage made him think twice.

The short one was dummied and thrown into the car, which was full of gangsters who were so gangster, they were afraid of Redpath and his Metallica shirt. Apparently, Lady Justice is intimidating.

The two thugs got in the car and drove off.

Redpath laughed and stood for a long while, feeling slightly guilty. He had just merked two thugs who had done nothing but f*ck with the wrong person. Redpath had beaten many a dumbass in hockey, and had a reputation. He also had a belt buckle that was a replica of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers' leader's power morpher. The tyrannasaurus coin was shining with glory.

Then, a red light engulphed Redpath. "Whaat tha fack!?"

[sLiMsHaDy]

Dan was at the local McDonalds, waiting for his girlfriend to get off work so they could hang out and walk somewhere. He watched her as she worked the register. She had about five minutes left, and there were a couple guys who just walked in. They began to hit on her, and Dan got up, walking over.

"Hey buddy, why don't you do me a favor and lay the f*ck off her, huh?" Dan was getting a little angry, and the guy started laughing.

"Listen, pal, I'll do whatever the f*ck I want. You're not going to stop me." The guy reached into his pocket, and pulled out a switchblade.

"Dan, forget it, I'll just get their order and we'll leave." Dan looked over at his girl, who was walking back to get their food, and then looked back at the guy with the blade.

"You're off the hook, for now, but I'm not going to forget your faces. You try to pick up my girl again, and I'll have your heads."

"I'm shaking, tough guy."

Dan's girlfriend came back with a few bags, handed the food to them, and they walked outside. She walked around the counter, kissed him, and looked in his eyes. He smiled, and she ran back around the counter to end her shift. A few minutes went by, and then she came back around, and together they left.

[Pontus]

Maxwell sat on a curb drinking a Pepsi. It was a pretty sunny day outside but it still wasn’t that hot. He was wearing blue jeans and a white T-shirt. His greasy black hair was falling over his forhead. The sunlight glistened off of the grease. His hard eyes were relaxed for a moment.

Slurping noises were made as Maxwell finished his drink. He stood up and started walking down the road back to his house. He was having a pretty boring day. Nothing had happened and he hadn’t seen anyone familiar.

As he walked down the sidewalk, Maxwell felt something grip around his back and quickly pull him into an alley. A large man was holding him by the arms and there was another man standing next to him with a grin on his face.

“So where is all of your money?” The man asked.

“I don’t have any.” Maxwell received a quick punch to the gut.

“You sure about that?”

“Yep.” The man punched him again.

The man who was holding on to Maxwell threw him against the wall and pulled out his wallet. He flipped it open and then tossed it to the ground, obviously mad.

“There’s nothing in here, bro.”

“Well then he’ll pay in a different way!”

The two thugs continued to pummel the crap out of Maxwell until he stepped to the side and a punch made contact with the brick wall. The larger of the two swore as his knuckles started to bleed and punched at Maxwell’s chest.

Maxwell stepped to the side and grabbed the arm out of the air. He jabbed the man in the face and then twisted the arm back until it made a popping noise. The other man tried to kick Maxwell but he caught the foot and threw it straight up, flipping the man onto his back.

“You’ll pay for this, kid!”

Maxwell laughed as they both ran away. He was about to leave the alley when he was engulfed in a bright yellow light. He thought to himself, “Oh sh!t, am I dying?”

[Meathos]

lol, greasy black hair.

Take a shower, Mr. Cobain.

[Pontus]

When he gets the color yellow he's gonna be all like, "Hell naw!"

[sLiMsHaDy]

Dan and his girlfriend left the McDonalds, and began walking down the street, passed a Blockbuster and other various stores. Down by the corner of the road, the guys whom Dan had a run in with earlier that day jumped out from behind a bush. The all had weapons in their hands, and Dan and his girlfriend began to run the other way. One of the guys got a hold of Dan's girlfriend, and he turned around.

"I'm sorry it had to come to this. Well, not really." After saying that, Dan charged back towards the guys.

First and foremost, he flat out dropkicked the guy holding his girlfriend, setting her free to run away. He then picked up the chain that guy had been holding, and smacked two of the guys across the face with it. After low blowing another, it was down to just Dan and the leader of the group. The leader had his knife, and he swung, cutting Dan across the chest. Dan was bleeding, but it was only a flesh wound. He through the chain up in the air, and as the leader of the gang looked up, Dan punched him a few times right in the face. He then elbowed the leader, knocking him down. Dan stood in the middle of a circle of fallen bodies, and smiled.

"Mother f*ckers. Don't mess with me, ever again."

Suddenly, Dan was engulfed in red and blue lights. Unfortunately, they were the lights of all the cop cars that had arrived at the scene, spinning around. Dan was taken into the police station, where he would await someone to post bail.

[Mr. Blue!]

Kurtis sat at a bench under the shade of several oak threes enjoying a book. As he put the book aside to stretch the wind fluttered, causing several pages to flip past where he was reading. He cursed to himself and shut the book. He stood to full height, a little shorter than six foot. He ran his hand over his almost non existant blonde hair and reached up with his arms. His purple shirt rose slightly revealing a white stomach.

He grabbed his book and started heading back to his car. His sandals clapped the concrete as he made his way down the path. Suddenly two men came from behind a tree.

"Give us your wallet," said one.
"Yeah, we're short on funds. Donate to our cause, or we'll make you."

"You'll do neither," said Kurtis, putting down his book. He began to unstrap his sandal when one began to charge. He flipped the sandal off and it flew directly into the thug's mouth. The other one dove at Kurtis. Kurtis jumped up and drove the man's face into the ground with his foot. Kurtis stepped back and watched the two run away.

He walked back to his book and sandal, slipping his foot back in, and grabbing the book. Suddenly a purplish white light enveloped him.

"What the-" he was cut off as he dissappeared.

[Zazu]

Can I join. If not oh well. My favorite Rangers are definitley White and Green. If I had to choose just one it'd be green.

Man, this brings a lot of my past back to mind.

[sLiMsHaDy]

In the police station, an officer opens up the holding cell, and lets Dan go.

"You posted bail."

Dan walks out, and finds his girlfriend. He hugs her, but can't pull himself together to say a word. They walk outside, and he walks her home.

"Thanks for getting me out. I'll make it up to you."

"Oh, don't worry about it."

She kisses him, and goes inside her house. As Dan begins walking down the street, he's engulged in an orange light. He disappears, and reappears somewhere else...

[The Crowing]

my brother told me that they're bringin the MMPRs back? He watches the new Mystic Force thing all the time and he said they had a commerical about it? Anyone know if thats true? if so that kicks some major Puddy ass

[Sirithe]

Ok my power was pwned. I fixed it. So what'd I miss?

[Knux]

my brother told me that they're bringin the MMPRs back? He watches the new Mystic Force thing all the time and he said they had a commerical about it? Anyone know if thats true? if so that kicks some major Puddy ass

Dunno. It depends on what channel they play it on, though. I've got normal cable, not like 23479432793279 channels.

Ok my power was pwned. I fixed it. So what'd I miss?

Now I know why you have over 5,000 posts. :P

[The Crowing]

Im not sure, I think its called Jetix or something like that

[Sirithe]

Now I know why you have over 5,000 posts. :P
What because I have no life? I worked and swam that entire time. I swear to God I almost want to work now. Mainly for the fact I'm the only male there :D.

[Meathos]

They'll never bring back MMPR, because they're afraid they'll f*ck it in the ass with a crooked dick and ruin the series for all. It's already impeccable, no need to fix what's not broken.

[Knux]

What because I have no life? I worked and swam that entire time. I swear to God I almost want to work now. Mainly for the fact I'm the only male there :D.

No, because in like every thread instead of reading you inquire about what's going on. :P

I think he meant that they'd just replay the original episodes, Neil. There's no possible way to remake that orgasm.

[Meathos]

Bump, people.


Knux, post that RP you are writing.

[Sirithe]

Sh!tsteez my intro. Here it comes.

Martial art lover Adam was walking along the street not too far from Ernie's Juice Bar. He always loved that place for the same reason he loved Martial Arts, the Power Rangers. It was always his deepest wish that the Power Rangers were real and he could inherit the Blue one from Billy. No one would ever diss Blue again.

As he walked by the Juice Bar he saw a sterotypical black gangster break dancing, then hitting on a cute girl. Adam could tell the girl didn't like it, but the gangster would not let her pass. "Excuse me sir, but the lady said no."

"Man shut the fu*ck up white boy. Stay outta my bizznass."

That set Adam off, showing his martial arts prowess he sent the ganster to the curb. The girl was like "Ooh Adam, you are sooo cool."

"I know baby, I know." Adam replied.

As Adam leaned in toward the girl he was incased in a Blue light. "Woah!" he yelled as he dissappeared.

Short and sh!ts but I got it up for ya Pat.

[Knux]

Alright, feel free to follow up if you'd like, but if not I'll just do the next part of it later. :P
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As the black light engulfed him, he felt as if he were being lifted off the ground, into nothingness, and then he shot forward. He could feel his entire body flying forward through nothing. Then suddenly, as soon as it had come, the light was gone.

Pat stood in a circule chamber littered with computers, machines and several other gadgets that looked as if they were in place. The first thing he noticed, then gaped at, was neither the group of teens nor the midget-like robot with the disk shaped head. It was the large cylinder seemingly filled with a swirling mist... and a giant head.

"Welcome to my command center!" the giant head boomed. "My name is Zordon, and my friend here is-"

"Wait a minute, " interrupted the red haired one. He glanced up at Zordon, then to the belt buckle he donned, then back up at the floating head. "WHHAAAAAAAT?" he eccentricly yelled out before bursting out laughing.

"That must be Redpath, " muttered Alpha flatly.

"THE Zordon!" exclaimed Pat. "You've gotta be kidding me! I thought you were just in a TV show we worshipped!"

"Well, it was a TV show, " said Zordon. "Midget cameramen.... long story.... but yes, now for the reason you've been brought here! Alpha?"

"Ai ai ai, " the eccentric robot repeated. "I was instructed by Zordon to seek out a group of teenagers with-"

"Additude?" inquired Dave.

"Yes, attit-"

"What'd you all do?" asked Maxwell. "I broke a guy's arm!"

"I crushed a snake's head in, " said Dave solemnly.

"I saved my girlfriend and whipped two asses in the face with a chain!" exclaimed Dan.

"I beat in a couple of faces belonging to gangsta ***s, " said Redpath as if it was nothing new to him.

"Ditto, " said Adam.

"I dropkicked a guy's shoulder in, " said Pat.

"I threw a sandal at a guy!" the purple shirted one exclaimed triupmhantly.

Several silent moments and blank stares later, Zordon spoke up again.

"We have no time for more interruptions, " said Zordon, voice turning grim. "We have received word that Rita Repulsa has travelled back into World War II Germany and consorted with the likes of Adolph Hitler, Benito Mussolini and several other historic personas. She may change the course of history forever! From past experiences we have learned that teenagers are best for dillemas like this."

"You mean we get to kick some Nazi ass?" inquired Pat. "Let's see who gets blitzkreiged now, bitches!"

"To put it bluntly, " Zordon flatly said, "Yes. Now brace yourselves!"

All of a sudden seven lights -- red, blue, white, black, orange, yellow and purple -- shot out from the cylinder, each one blasting into a teen's chest. When the lights dissapitated, each teen stood in a suit of his ranger color.

"F*ckin' L, " said Redpath in glee, looking at his red suit.

"This is interesting, " said Dave, examining the white. "But we should be really carefu-"

His statement was interrupted by the sound of Pat's powersword slashing across Adam's chest, followed by the painless release of sparks.

"AWESOME!" Adam exclaimed, turning to turn his own sword on Redpath. The command center temporarily erupted in a shower of sparks as the rangers tried out their new powers.

"This is gonna be a long f*cking day, " muttered Zordon.

[Sirithe]

K I can't wait RP again time :D.

Adam was ecstatic, his dream realized, he was the Blue Power Ranger. He smashed Redpath, the new Red Ranger, with his power sword. "Heh Redpath, I just realized how blatantly obvious your color would have been if we knew all this. I mean, your hair is red, you have the Red Rangers belt buckle, and your name has the word red in it."

He was answered with a slash to the chest.

Zordon was finally fed up. "RANGERS! SHUT THE FU*K UP!"

"Wow Zordon, you were cool in the show, but now you're an as$hole." The Purple Ranger said.

"And you emblemise the universal gay color, shut up. As I was saying, you have to go to WWII Germany and fight some puddies and Nazi's." Zordon said.

"So I get to pwn like CoD2 mixed with Power Rangers? Could life be any pwner?" Sirithe asked.

"No" Everyone answered.

They all transported back to WWII Germany, and were instanly surrounded by Nazi soldiers.

[Mr. Blue!]

Kurtis couldn't believe his luck! He was a Power Ranger... In PURPLE! If only Samuel Jackson could see this.

Bullets flew everywhere as Nazis opened fire on the snazzy lookin kids with attitude. Sparks flew as bullets carelessly bounced off their suits.

Kurtis jumped towards one and kicked him squarely in the chest. He felt back and his gun unloaded into the Nazi next to him as it dropped. Kurtis then drop kicked another in the chest and fell to the muddy ground below. Awwww sh*t, they got my purple dirty, thought Kurtis. He spun around and nailed another soldier in the ankles, tripping him.

Kurtis then jumped back to his feet, and prepared to help the others.

I wish I had my sandals thought Kurtis as he ran up to help the Blue Ranger.

[sLiMsHaDy]

Dan was standing around, looking at all the Nazi's, then looked down at what he was wearing.

"What the f*ck? There wasn't an orange Ranger on the show. Heh, whatever, this suit kicks ass."

Dan walked out to a group of four Nazi soldiers, with his arms up behind his head.

"Hey, dudes. Take me to your leader, or something. I want to join up."

The soldiers did not understand what he was saying, so he shouted.

"I said I WANT...TO JOIN...YOUR ARMY."

But once again, the soldiers did not understand what he was saying. They did, after all, speak German.

"F*ck it."

Dan grabbed a gun out of one of their hands, and shot two of them. The other two took out their guns, but Dan kicked one in the chest, and shot the other one. The man he kicked in the chest had flown back, and was now laying on the ground. Dan walked over with the gun, and smiled.

"F*ckin' Nazi bastards. You know, you lose."

Dan shoots the Nazi in the head, and eventually joins up with the rest of the Rangers.

[Sirithe]

"Heh, America may get to nuke Japan, but I feel worse for Germany" Adam said as he stood surrounded by Nazis shooting at him, dumbfounded by the sparks flying off his suit. He looked around and saw everyone fighting Nazis

He punched one in the chest, then swept the others leg out. His gun flew up into the air and Adam slashed it in half with the sword. 'Sweeeeet' he thought.

He slashed one Nazi with the sword, and was dissappointed when the Nazi bled blood and not sparks. Putting the sword away he grabbed one Nazis gun by the barrel and squeezed it shut. Then picked the Nazi up and launched him.

"WWII looked different in CoD2, I wish I could crawl in an above ground tunnel and be a snipeshow at least once." Adam thought.

After all the rangers killed the Nazi bastards they met in the middle of the battlefield. "Hey, aren't we supposed to have super pwn 1337 zords?" Adam asked.

"Yeah, eh?" Redpath responded.

"Like so totally!" Kurtis answered.

"Probably" Dave answered.

"Well shouldn't we summon em so we can see em?" Adam asked. "ZORD COME TO ME!" He yelled.

All of a sudden a large pidgeon robot flew behind Adam. "WTF A PIDGEON!?!? I THOUGHT WE HAD LIKE 1337 DINOSAURS AND STUFF?"

Lol Neil knows what pidgeon means.

[Meathos]

Man, stop with the 1337 and pwn references. It's old.

[sLiMsHaDy]

Dan overheard Adam talking about the Zords, and decided to call his. Suddenly, a large tarantula robot dropped from the sky, right in front of him.

"Oh, what the f*ck is this."

Dan hopped in and began to walk around, hitting Nazi's with all eight of his legs. He started to laugh at the idea that he was walking around in a tarantula robot, and hopped out. He sent the robot away, to be used at a later time, but realized he didn't know where he was. Dan continued to walk around, and he was surrounded by absolutely nothing.

"Damn it."

[Sirithe]

Heh, thats how I talk in real life most of the time. I guess I'll stop Captain Canada.

[Meathos]

...Wow. That's sad, Adam.

[sLiMsHaDy]

...Yeah.

I'd probably punch someone if I heard them using online language in real life.

[Mr. Blue!]

Thus proving how sad Adam's life truly is... You can't blame him though, he's a White Sox fan.

[Sirithe]

.....What? No ones ever said leet in real life before? And Blue stfu when have the Rockies ever won anything?

[Mr. Blue!]

They made into the play-offs once!


I personally don't say leet in RL.

[Sirithe]

I've said it like ten times in the last two weeks. Mainly because thats just how some of the people I hang out with talk. Yes I know, I have loser friends.

But yeah, is anyone else gonna RP their animal?

[sLiMsHaDy]

Why bother? I already have the greatest animal in the world, any way. :P

[Sirithe]

I meant other than me and you who already RPed our animals Dan.

[Knux]

I'll think of an animal soon... let's not like, rush this thing though. We have to go through the WWII battles and own stuff, not just be in generic skirmishes.

...you seriously use leet in real life?

There's one kid I know who uses internet speak in real life, and the kids in f*cking ANIME club made fun of him and beat him up. Girls go emo over finding out he likes them. Don't become that kid.

[Sirithe]

Heh. I get the point, I won't say leet anymore.

[Bladz]

Eh, I say "that's 1337" IRL, but that's really it, unless I'm on XBL or something, then I say pwn too...

Sometimes I take it up a notch and say "that's thirteen thirty-seven." :P

[Mr. Blue!]

Kurtis looked as two of the Rangers called upon their Zords. Realizing the giant robots were kick ass, he called upon his own.

"Here zordy zordy zordy!"

Suddenly a large purplke mechanical penguin appeared from unknown regions. Kurtis jumped into it and took to the controls. The Penguin-Zord dove onto its belly and slid towards the smaller Nazi soldiers, crushing them with its stomach. It then got back up and bushed the clinging soldier bodies from its torso.

Kurtis jumped out and joined up with the orange ranger, staring at nothing.

[The Crowing]

sorry I havent been active, sister screwed the computer up and I had to fix it. I dont usually use leet but like Bladz said I'll say pwn everyonce in a while when Im playin a game

[Sirithe]

... ITS MORPHING TIME!
Also, bump.

Anyone else gonna RP?

[Pyromaniac1003]

Yeah so has anyone else here seen MMPR on recently? I got to watch it with my nephews and it was AWESOME! The sparks, cheesey battle HiYA's, simplistic plot lines, and the Rangers always solved their problems in 30 minutes or at least a 3 part series. Great memories. Oh and MMPR is on Itunes now! I just bought the first volume of episodes. Yeah, So I see that the original Rangers positions are filled, but what about recurring villans like Goldar, Scorpina, or Zedd?

[Mr. Blue!]

And you are?


I was the last to RP. Maybe you should Sirithe.

[Knux]

Damnit, they ARE selling MMPR on ITunes, but it's $56 for a season... at $2 an episode it's not terrible, but you have to buy the entire thing at once. If they sold episodes separately I'd buy a couple. :(

I might RP or something, or I might not. I have no idea.

[Sirithe]

...Because of the last 5-6 RPs I did 3-4?

[Meathos]

*Bump for the Purge*

[Sirithe]

Man I just reread this thread. We can't let this RP die its just too much fun. I'ma try to get one up tomorrow we should try to revive this place guys.