who is your fav.....

[Demon73]

who is your favorite character? mines gimli

[adrenaline]

My favorite would be Aragorn! So powerful.... He combines the skill of a powerful swordsman and a exceptional bowman!

[Disco Chimp]

The Ents and the giant fire monster (I forget his name) rock! :woohoo:

[shortkut]

The Ents and the giant fire monster (I forget his name) rock! :woohoo:
the balrog?

my favorite "characters" are the shinies :)

[Demon73]

who are the shinies

[shortkut]

who are the shinies
it is kind of an inside joke but long story short, the silmarils

[Inlé_rah]

my favorite "characters" are the shinies :)
I concur. :D

Shinies...

I'm in the mood to explain inside jokes right now. Well, it all started like this. There was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Iluvatar, and them...well...


ILUVATAR: Ahem.
AINUR: Wow! Existence!
ILUVATAR: *blows pitch pipe* LA!
AINUR: LA LA LA!
ILUVATAR: LA LA!
AINUR: LA LA!
MELKOR: This sucks. BUM BUM BA DUM!
AINUR: Um. . . la?
ILUVATAR: Ahem. LA!
MELKOR: Boop bop-a-doo-bop!
ILUVATAR: LA, dammit.
MELKOR: Bwam bardle ningle boom.
AINUR: . . .
ILUVATAR: Right, you're out of the band.
MELKOR: Fine, I was leaving anyway.
AINUR: . . .
ILUVATAR: What are you waiting for?
AINUR: Oh. Right. Newly created world. Sorry. Great jam session, big guy!
ILUVATAR: Yeesh.

QUENTA SILMARILLION:

VALAR: Hey! Ilmaren! Party on the island, everyone!
MELKOR: Bah. Too bright. *builds fortress, kicks over lamps*
VALAR: AUGH! *flee to west*
MELKOR: Hu hu hu.
VALAR: Oooooh SHINY TREES! Yavanna made shiny trees!
YAVANNA: Yep! Aren't they pretty?
MELKOR: Want shiny.
VALAR: Nope.
MELKOR: Why not?
VALAR: Because you're a jerk.
ELVES: Oh hey, stars. Shiny!
MELKOR: Oh hey, breeding stock.
ELVES: AUGH!
UNGOLIANT: Want shiny.
MELKOR: Let's go get shiny.
FEANOR: I've made more shiny!
VALAR: Good, 'cos Melkor took ours. Can we have yours?
FEANOR: No! MY SHINIES! MINE!
VALAR: Aw, !&*()!@&)!(&.
MELKOR: Got the shinies!
UNGOLIANT: Not enough shiny. Want more shiny!
MELKOR: You can't have 'em.
UNGOLIANT: Grar.
MELKOR: Eeek! *runs*
FEANOR AND SONS: We're gettin' our shinies back. And YOU CAN'T HAVE 'EM, Valar!
MELKOR/MORGOTH: No you're not. *stabbity fiery burny death*
BEREN: Ooo! Pretty elf lady!
THINGOL: You can have her if you ... BRING ME A SHINY!
BEREN: Worth a shot.
LUTHIEN: La la la
MORGOTH: Ooo baby... *zzz*
BEREN: Got your shiny!
MORGOTH: you BASTARD! I stole those fair and square!
CARCHAROTH: Grar.
BEREN: Ow!
THINGOL: Got the shiny?
BEREN: 's in my hand.
THINGOL: And?
BEREN: Hand's not here.
THINGOL: Crap, I really wanted that shiny.
CARCHAROTH: GRAR!!!!
BEREN: *dies*
LUTHIEN: *dies* La la la.
MANDOS: ... oh all right.
LUTHIEN: *returns to life*
BEREN: *returns to life*
LUTHIEN: Beren! Look! The shiny! In a necklace!
FEANOR'S SONS: *mutter*
LUTHIEN: *dies again*
BEREN: *dies again*
DIOR: Oo, Mom's shiny!
FEANOR'S SONS: WANT SHINY!
DIOR: *dies*
ELWING: Eek! *grabs shiny, runs*
FEANOR'S SONS: !*&(!)&)*!.
EARENDIL: Hey. Nice shiny. Yo! Valar!
VALAR: Well FINALLY. *stomp stomp stomp*
EARENDIL: Wow, planetary orbit!
MORGOTH: Eek!
VALAR: Got your shinies!
MAGLOR AND MAEDHROS: You mean OUR shinies!
VALAR: Oh *!&(!&).
MAGLOR AND MAEDHROS: Ow! Burny shinies!
MAEDHROS: Fine. This sucks. *jumps into chasm*
MAGLOR: Um... not really looking forward to meeting Dad again... *chucks shiny into sea* Bye. *wanders off*
VALAR: Well... um... okay.


the balrog?
Gothmog? (Only name I could think of.)

[shortkut]

I concur. :D

Shinies...

"We're gettin' our shinies back. And YOU CAN'T HAVE 'EM, Valar!"
"No you're not. *stabbity fiery burny death*"


Gothmog? (Only name I could think of.)
does durin's bane count as a name?

[Inlé_rah]

does durin's bane count as a name?
Technically, but it'd kinda suck to have your identity as a fallen maia (who did all kinds of 3vi1ness in the ancient world) tied to a dead dwarf lord for all memory.

[shortkut]

Technically, but it'd kinda suck to have your identity as a fallen maia (who did all kinds of 3vi1ness in the ancient world) tied to a dead dwarf lord for all memory.
maybe he should have specialized in one kind of evilness 3vi1ness. if he did that, he would have perfected it and would be (in)famous

[Inlé_rah]

maybe he should have specialized in one kind of evilness 3vi1ness. if he did that, he would have perfected it and would be (in)famous
Like Sauron? (Deceit, treachery, lies, and tricking elves and men to do really stupid things.)

[shortkut]

yes or just become the best at causing stabbity fiery burny deaths

EDIT: see location

[strewart]

Legolas most definitely, I wanna be an elf when I grow up! :D

That drinking contest he has with Gimli in the extended ROTK is great.

[Disco Chimp]

Yes. There is nothing in the world like elves and dwarves getting drunk