ATTENTION! ALL PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING ON PENALTY OF BAN OF THE VALAR

[AlecTrevylan006]

The rapid influx of game help is welcome, but please people, we need some moderation here.

From now on, please post the name of the game IN THE TITLE of the topic under penalty of topic closure.

I can't tell you how many times I've gone into a helm's deep topic, thinking its one of the 3 or 4 games I have with helm's deep, only to find its third age or war of the ring.

So, just initials will do;
TA (third Age)
BfmE (Battle for middle earth)
Rotk / TT / FotR (self explanatory titles of books)
etc.

We would also request that you please explain your problem as clearly and detailed as possible.
EXAMPLE OF GOOD
"I'm stuck on helm's deep breached wall in TTT! I've tried it as all the characters, but I just can't seem to beat it, my guys are too weak. I've lived to the catapult, but then the door gets broken down before I can do anything. Can anybody help me?"

EXAMPLE OF BAD
im stuck!
OR
im stuk an the fort what doe i do?!?!?!?!?!?one!!?questionmark!
OR
I kep dieing, the levl I'm on is unposiblle, hlep!!! (note-especially true when level isn't mentioned in title)

At the end of the week, all topics that do not have the title of the game involved will be closed or renamed. I can't promise they'll be renamed, I'll try to go into a topic and if it says inside what game it is, I might fix it. But after a couple topics, I'll lose patience and just close it right off and you can make a new one yourself.

Sorry people, but in a multi-game forum with very few game players, we need this to be organized if you want any answer.

[shortkut]

i guess as comod i should say i support this

[Inlé_rah]

What's a Vala? [/Ralph Wiggum]

[Sacred Realm]

lol, Why am I here?

*Thinks*

Realm's brain: Must be because of my personality!

[Krazy Koco King]

You don't know what a Valar is? Wow. :shake:

[shortkut]

You don't know what a Valar is? Wow. :shake:
you don't know what sarkasm is? i'll pray for you :angel:

[Inlé_rah]

You don't know what a Valar is? Wow. :shake:
Wow indeed. :D

"Valar" is plural of "Vala," and I said "What's a Vala?" Very odd that I would get that right if I didn't know.

Pennir i Melain.

[AlecTrevylan006]

You don't... yeah, I got nothing... good work inle and shortkut (gives you extra gram a piece of "product", roughly the GDP of a moderate sized african country)

[shortkut]

You don't... yeah, I got nothing... good work inle and shortkut (gives you extra gram a piece of "product", roughly the GDP of a moderate sized african country)
i'll take south africa, inlé can have egypt. (#1 and #2 respectively :D )

[Inlé_rah]

i'll take south africa, inlé can have egypt. (#1 and #2 respectively :D )
w00t! I'm da Queen of the Nile! Hey. Wait...

I have the distinct impression that you are getting the better end of that deal, seeing as South Africa is arguably the only one with a modern economy (service sector et al.)

Because only the non-totally-arid parts of my country are of use to me, I'm going to have to take Nigeria too. I lived there for near 5 years. And it has oil too. In this market, I might be able to afford another gram in 3 years.

If you want another country, you can have Chad, Botswana, or Namibia, or the Democratic Republic of Congo.

It's like the scramble for Africa!

*suddenly wishes that there was a Silmarillion version of Risk*

Sigh...

*Returns to paper...*

[shortkut]

if you get nigeria, i get algeria and i'll take morocco too

[AlecTrevylan006]

*sees you all happily coloonizing throws another gram of product into middle of room marked "For the DERRR!-est", setting off a decade long war between your new african empires, the founding of a world superpower, and Brad Pitt in a skirt*

But remember, you may control an oil producing nation, but I control OPEC. So I'll be paying you with your own money now :)


Inle, there is always Lord of the Rings risk, and I was working with a guy on a Lord of the Rings risk site to pull together a full map of middle earth AND Beleriand (and, of course, numenor... talk about anachronisms). Alas, it was never finished... I have the blueprints left on my computer though...

[Inlé_rah]

*sees you all happily coloonizing throws another gram of product into middle of room marked "For the DERRR!-est", setting off a decade long war between your new african empires, the founding of a world superpower, and Brad Pitt in a skirt*
*shudders*

Though Orlando Bloom getting his ass kicked was almost worth the price of admission in itself.

*finds a golden apple lying around and hits shortkut on the head with it, then pawns it for 1/50 gram*

*pisses of Poseidon Ulmo by complaining about the jellyfishes at Galveston and ends up taking another 10 years to get home for spring break*

*shoots an albatros with a stolen bow of the Galadrim, just for kicks*

*decides to go back to work on the paper from hell*
Inle, there is always Lord of the Rings risk, and I was working with a guy on a Lord of the Rings risk site to pull together a full map of middle earth AND Beleriand (and, of course, numenor... talk about anachronisms). Alas, it was never finished... I have the blueprints left on my computer though...
Hells. Why not add Aman while you are at it. If it has Numenor, there's no reason to suppose that Araman is yet beyond the circles of the world.

It would be pretty hard to invade though. :D

[shortkut]

if we play risk, i'm starting in the void :D

[Krazy Koco King]

Nah, the power of the Two Trees conquers all! *summons a host of Maiar and Valar to fight off the dreaded Shortkut*

[shortkut]

hah, i am Ilúvatar

:worship: shortkut

[AlecTrevylan006]

No you're Tom Bombadil. Fat, short, hard to understand and, and completely under my control :D

[shortkut]

meh, either way i am immortal and nothing affects me

:woohoo:

[AlecTrevylan006]

*kicks you square in nuts*

...even when you weren't a god, that wouldn't affect you, but I figured it was worth a "shot"

[shortkut]

i'm using the extra gram you gave me, no pain for me :link:

[Inlé_rah]

Don't be daft Alec. Iluvatar has no physical form. That might preclude you kicking him in the nuts. :tease:

meh, either way i am immortal and nothing affects me

:woohoo:
i'm using the extra gram you gave me, no pain for me :link:
Tsk. I thought that nothing affects you. Alec's drugs are potent no doubt. But still. Contradictions abound. *evil grin*

You might have power to make to world round and stuff, but besides that, what have you done lately? All this power and no nefarious scheme to match it. From the standpoint of a treacherous lieutenant, the thought is cringe-worthy. :D

But wait...if you are Iluvatar the All-Father, is this that the final answer to "Who's your daddy?"

[AlecTrevylan006]

We already established, he ISN'T Iluvatar, he's bombadil

[Inlé_rah]

Then by all means, kick away.

It's not as if he'll step beyond his lands for payback.:angel:

[shortkut]

Then by all means, kick away.

It's not as if he'll step beyond his lands for payback.:angel:
darn, you've realized one of my my one weakness :paranoid:

[Pierce]

People who aren't specific in help threads make me very, very, very sad and enrage me.