The Church of Bladzism

[Bladz]

OMG NEW 1ST POST LOLOLOLOLOL

*pwns peoples souls* :worship:



Dec. 20th 2007 - Page is still here, dead as a... dead thing, but still here.

Leaders - Me
Followers - The rest of you

:D

Bladzism for life! REPENT HEATHENS!
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[Bladz]

Play hockey... curling... ummmm..... ice fishing?

[Legend]

And speak french.....les petites francais.....*cringe*

[Spike]

Ape Tit


Well thats french, we'll skip that

[Legend]

LOL.

Bone Ape Tit.

Did the language for 3 years, with a terrible teacher, but i still seem to know a good bit.

[Ben]

Thread split. (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=473461)

[Spike]

Ben is back here?

[Coleman]

Yeah, he came back. He was bored. Big sticky at the top of the page.

[The Rioteer]

What can you do here that you can't do in Canada? Besides pay for healthcare...

[Spike]

You cant ride a mountie here

[The Rioteer]

I dont understand if that makes us better or worse.

[Sirithe]

Better, much much better.

[Barack Obama]

Aren't all Canadians allowed to have guns in their homes?

...I heard that somewhere...

[Bladz]

CARA!

I just heard Urgent for the 1st time... in a cell phone commercial. It even sounds like a song I'd like.

[The Rioteer]

Are you kidding me>? You jerk... I can't believe you didn't download it after I made such a big deal...

[Legend]

Whos it by?

[Bladz]

Foreigner


I've got somebody sending it to me now. =O

[Barack Obama]

I can't stand "Urgent".

"Jukebox Hero", however, is a completely different story.

[Meathos]

Foreigner was ill.

However, Boston takes the cake for ill bands.

[The Rioteer]

I was never too big on Boston. Rush however, a different story.

[Barack Obama]

Mmm, Boston, too. "More Than A Feeling" rules.

Never listened to Rush, actually. I'm going to download some now, I've been wanting to.

Blue Oyster Cult, baby.

[Meathos]

Rush is ORGASMIC. Why? Canadian.

Geddy Lee is a sexy, sexy man.
Neil Peart is rhythmic orgasm personified into a person.
That guitar guy's okay.

[The Rioteer]

Yeah, Don't Fear the Reaper was my ringtone for waaaayyy to long.

[Meathos]

My ringtone's Ace of Spades by Motorhead.

[The Rioteer]

Right now mine is the Staw Wars Theme Song.

[Sirithe]

Mines rap, I can't find anything good for my phone. :cry:

[Meathos]

That's probably because you listen to rap, fool.

[Barack Obama]

"Walk" by Pantera graces my cell phone with it's excellence, every time someone calls me, which is often.

[Meathos]

See, i was going to get the For Whom The Bell Tolls ringtone, but it's only available off the Metal Licka site, and it's only available to the US.

[Knux]

Mines rap, I can't find anything good for my phone. :cry:

lol, rap

See, i was going to get the For Whom The Bell Tolls ringtone, but it's only available off the Metal Licka site, and it's only available to the US.

lol, canada.

Then again, you guys can have weapons outside for self defence, while here if I stabbed someone I'd probably get pwned by the law and butt sects by street fight hardened men named Bubba once I went to jail. :(

[The Rioteer]

You know you'd like it... crazy fool.

[Legend]

Rush kick ass. the drummer is like uber super brilliant.

Ringtone=Mortal Kombat. Savage...

[Sirithe]

That's probably because you listen to rap, fool.
Not as much as I used to. I tried DLing Mr. Roboto last night for my ringtone but it messed up :cry:
Rush pwns, end of story.

[Meathos]

The drummer makes me want to die. He plays in circles.

Sirithe, rap sucks compared to everything else but Country and Jazz and that other crap no one likes.

[Legend]

Yeah he is amazing. He has a xylophone next to his kit that he plays at the same time too.

[Benzine]

My ringtone is some funky new zealand rpa song that none of you would've heard.

[The Rioteer]

Where is Joe Satriani from? Like... as in what band.

[Meathos]

Cara wakes up WAY too early.

[Barack Obama]

Yay for waking up five minutes ago, peeing, and jumping on the cpu for a quick time before eating a cream cheese salt bagel.

...And I don't think Satriani is in a band. I think he's just awesome.

[The Rioteer]

It isn't my fault, I can't sleep when the sun is up. Something to do with the light.
Satriani WAS in a band, not anymore, but WAS.

[Meathos]

They're called curtains, Cara. Maybe those plastic things called blinds?

Try them.

[The Rioteer]

I have curtains, two sets actually. They're orange and leopard print. It doesn't help because my window is 10x6 feet and faces directly the rising sun.

[Meathos]

Well, your room sucks massive male sex organs, now doesn't it?

[The Rioteer]

I beg pardon, but no, my room is pretty fracking cool. There's a little Battlestar Gallactica for you.

[Meathos]

Yeah? Well I have like 3 shelves of Star Wars action figures, and a massive box of other Star Wars sh!t, plus a poster of the Mighty Morphin' power Rangers, a helmet from WWII/Vietnam, a Paratrooper's knife, a TV, a Gamecube which is dusty, and a bunch of other sh!t.


My room > Your room

[The Rioteer]

SO it is... Except I have a furry blanket that makes you feel like you're sleeping with a lion.

[Meathos]

Beastiality is gross, Cara- Especially with lions. Aslan wouldn't approve.

[The Rioteer]

Lions are the most badass beast out there. They're sooo cute in a rip you to shreds kind of way.

[Knux]

Yeah? Well I have like 3 shelves of Star Wars action figures, and a massive box of other Star Wars sh!t, plus a poster of the Mighty Morphin' power Rangers, a helmet from WWII/Vietnam, a Paratrooper's knife, a TV, a Gamecube which is dusty, and a bunch of other sh!t.


My room > Your room

O RLY? Well I have like 2 shelves full of comics and game mags, a TV with my library of games underneath, my Wind Waker sea chart poster, South park poster, various random drawings and crap hung up, 6 swords and a dagger, with at leats one hung in any given corner (if a rapist pushed me into any given corner, I could shank him in an instant), a shelf with all 6 BK Star Wars watches, and a ton of other crap as well.

You do have the MMPR poster, though. :(

[The Rioteer]

Why would someone want to rape you?

[Meathos]

Why wouldn't they?

I would.

[The Rioteer]

Can't rape the willing?

[Meathos]

Cara's mad at me :(:(:(


I can rape the willing. It's one of the perks of being a Canuck.

[Legend]

Its not rape, its suprise sex.

Leviticus 18:23:

'You shall not lie with any animal to defile yourself with it; neither shall any woman give herself to an animal, to lie down with it: it is a perversion."


damn even the bible can be cool....theres hope for you yet Meathos...

[Meathos]

I'm no Bible dude, yo.

[The Rioteer]

My mom always calls you, "that Canuck boy" in a very insulting manner.

[Meathos]

Your mom's a nub.


ololol joke so i dnot gt baned ololol

[The Rioteer]

Yeah she isn't very nice, so dont feel the need to be anything other than monstrous in return.

[Bladz]

Cara's mom said I have a deep and sexy voice.

[The Rioteer]

Well she wasn't lying. But on the same page, my brother called you homosexual.

[Bladz]

I've still got pictures of him saved on my computer.

[Steven]

I see the first post I set up ages ago is still up.

Lazy much?

[Bladz]

I changed it slightly. But yes.

[Meathos]

My voice is 'evil', and 'dark', apparently.

"Now I am the Master."

[Knux]

lol, when you sent me the message over Live telling me about Fable: Lost Chapters, your voice was all deep and stuff but at one part you sounded so Canadian and it reminded me of my cousin so I laughed.

People say my voice is deeper than it should be compared to how I look.

[Meathos]

lol

"It's fackin' sack, dude."

[Legend]

Strange....

GDI!!!! I have to do a project for tomorrow morning and ive been in college trying to do coding for the last few hours and now it is really starting to melt my head. And theres loads left. and i want to go out tonight cause its the last night i can go out on Rag week(big drinking week for us students here in Ireland) and its just not....fair....

[Meathos]

When is it not drinking time/day/week/month in Ireland?

[The Rioteer]

No kidding, all you ever hear from Legend is his newest chance to get tanked. But I wouldn't call that a chance at all, I'd more call sleeping a chance to be partially sober for Legend.

[Legend]

I wish...i do do college and have a GF in between.

Damn it wanted to get 'tanked' from sunday to sunday, but only managed sunday to saturday. i such a loser....damn it! NEED MORE DRINK!

Maybe thurday. Have college till then.

[Meathos]

What the f*ck is 'Juice'? Gimme some Grape Drink, motherf*cker.

I have school, and I used to have hockey, but it's pretty much over. We're going on one last tourney to Toronto soon, and I'll never remember it. It'll be one massive drunken thing of death and ice.

[The Rioteer]

It'll be one massive drunken thing of death and ice.
That has a nice ring to it.

Sugar, water, and purple.

[Meathos]

Drunken, death and ice belong only in a sentance about 80's hairmetal.

And that's what Toronto's going to be. F*cking hairmetal.

[Bladz]

What about modern hairmetal? Like The Darkness. :D

[The Rioteer]

What about Jap Indusmetal? GACKT!

[Meathos]

They suck. >=(

Twisted Sister was hilarious.

[The Rioteer]

Umm no, I really like Gackt. And Infected Mushroom but that really has no bearing to anything.

[Legend]

Gackt are hilarious.... funny looking bastards!

[Bladz]

Back by popular demand! (Cara)

*bump* ;x

[Coleman]

Funny, I don't recall anyone caring. :)

[The Rioteer]

I don't recall anyone asking if you recall anyone caring.
My demand is what really matters. Or so I can at least keep telling myself.

[Spike]

Bladz, do you even remember what this religionw as founded on

[Bladz]

My desire to have everybody love and worship me to boost my ego since I have low self esteem?

[The Rioteer]

That seems like the best and only reason possible.
Hugs, love.

[Spike]

My desire to have everybody love and worship me to boost my ego since I have low self esteem?



Oh, well funny, kinda backfired since we mostly made fun of you, people got warned and banned when they worshiped me so no one really does it anymore/

[Bladz]

/pokes


Does pre-ZT creation make this still legal? If not that's cool, but Alu reminded me of it so I had to go looking and see if it was still here.

BLADZISM FOREVER!

[Knux]

Will I have to go to church for a day of worship every week?

Because if not I'll sign up. In a heartbeat.

[Bladz]

We do not believe in actual churches here. Everybody knows it's way funner to sleep in.

[Legend]

You know that Jedi is now an official religion in Ireland? how awesome is tha!!

[Bladz]

Ha! Star Wars is good, but idk if I'd worship it.

[Legend]

They are opening Churches to it soon... they have one in Wales already... Amazing...

[Bladz]

That's pretty crazy. Maybe I could turn this into an actual church haha!

[Steven]

Once again, holy crap, my Shiven edit is still there.

Ben, I haven't seen you on MSN in forever; I don't even know if I still have your sh*t on my username or not.

[Bladz]

I'm not on MSN too often, there's only like 2 people on there I talk to.

real cutthoatish

^ add it to aim and get @ me.

[Steven]

AIM sucks. Long ones.

Seriously, AIM hates my computer. There isn't a single conflicting problem with running the program, it just doesn't like running at a decent rate. Sometimes it takes 20 minutes to get a message through, while MSN I'll be sending messages left and right.

[Bladz]

Well my MSN is still the same. You can try catching me when I sign on it.

[Spike]

Ben, you still got the archives of all our old conversations on there?