Lord of the Pants

[Oriana]

if you love LotR, you have probably already seen this, but if you HAVN'T seen it...

ok, the way it works is you take a quote from LotR (movies work best) and you put the word "pants" in it to make it sound funny! I'll list a few of my favs., lets see what you guys can do from there!

Aragorn: Gimli! Lower your pants!

Legolas: A shadow and a threat has been growing in my pants...

Gandalf: There is only one lord on the rings, and he does not share pants!

Aragorn: We track a band of Uruk-Hai west across the marshes. They have taken two of our friends' pants.

Gimli: Give me your pants, horsemaster, and I shall give you mine.

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Aragorn: I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to pants, that is a rare gift.

Boromir: It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over pants

Sam: I made pants, Mr Frodo. Pants.

Aragorn: If by me life or death I can pants you, I will

Frodo: No one knows pants here. Do they? Do they, Gandalf?

Gandalf: It is in Pants that we must place our hope :D

[Oriana]

Aragorn: I will not let our pants fall, nor our people fail!

Aragorn: You have my sword.
Legolas: And my bow.
Gimli: And my pants!

Legolas: He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your pants.
Boromir: Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.

[TiMMy_handicap]

how about no

WARNING FOR:
SPAM
FLAMING
HOMOSEXUAL SLURS


ONE MORE WRONG STEP BY YOU AND YOUR ARE BANNED



u guys are f*cking queers! lotr is the best and some of your sh*t is just gay (not funny). why don't you just go die. k thx

[AlecTrevylan006]

(gives 'tard wave) DEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR

[shortkut]

silly alec, i edited his post to warn him for the content of his post. have you been using the one bong again :tease:

[AlecTrevylan006]

Ah... so you do moderate stuff round here.... (mods other post)

[Inlé_rah]

You two make such a great team. :p


Smeagol: What's pants, precious?

Gollum: You don't have any pants! Nobody likes you!

Sam: nnnothing important...that is...I heard a great deal about a ring, a dark lord and something about pants...please Mr. Gandalf, don´t turn me into anything...unnatural...!

[shortkut]

Ah... so you do moderate stuff round here.... (mods other post)
you're catching on


Eowyn: Pants, Merry, pants for our friends.

Denethor: That will depend on the manner of your pants

Aragorn: No... He needs pants and safe passage across the Fields of Gorgoroth. We can give him that.

[Megatron]

Aragorn: Everyday Frodo moves closer to Mordor.
Gandalf: How do we know Frodo is alive?
Aragorn: What do your pants tell you

[Oriana]

Aragorn: Everyday Frodo moves closer to Mordor.
Gandalf: How do we know Frodo is alive?
Aragorn: What do your pants tell you

Ha, that's great! :D

Gollum: They stole it from us!
Faramir: What? What did they steal?
Gollum: MY...PANTS!!! AAHHHHH!!!

Gimli: Three days and nights persuit...no food, no pants...

Gimli: I'll be dead before I see the ring in the pants of an elf!

Saruman: You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khaza-Dum...shadow and pants.

[Megatron]

Gandalf: The battle of Helm's Deep is over, but the battle in my pants is about to begin.

[AlecTrevylan006]

Alright, well, I've held out long enough. You want me to join in here? Well, here goes. Of assorted quality....

Gandalf: You're in the pants of the steward now. You're going to have to do as you're told.

Pippin: But we have the White Pants. That's got to count for something.

Gandalf: THE PANTS! AIM FOR THE PANTS!

Faramir: Since you are robbed of pants, I will do what I can.

Orc: What of the wizard?
Witch-King: I will pants him.

Gimli:Let us have his head and be done with it!
Gandalf:No! he has no pants anymore

Aragorn: I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the pants off me

Sam: Boil em, mash em, stick em in your pants.

Gandalf: Faramir! Faramir! Your father's will has turned to madness! Do not throw away your pants so rashly!

Elrond: Ónen i-Estel Edain. ['I gave my pants to men']
Aragorn: Ú-chebin Estel anim. ['I have kept no pants for myself']

Pippin: I didn't think it would end this way.
Gandalf: End? No... Death is just another pair of pants... One that we all must take.
The grey pants of this world roll back, and all changes to silver glass...
...And then you see it.
Pippin: What? Gandalf? ... See what?
Gandalf: White pants... and beyond. The far green pants under a swift sunrise.
Pippin: Well, that isn't so bad.
Gandalf: No... No it isn't.

Eowyn: I will kill you if you touch his pants!

Aragorn: Hold your pants! Hold your pants! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan. My brothers. I see in your pants the same fear that would take the pants off of me! A day may come, when the pants of men fail, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds in our pants, but it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the pants of men come crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold in your pants on this good earth, I bid you, stand, men of the West!

Denethor: You think you are wise, Mithrandir. Yet for all your subtleties, you have no pants.

Denethor: ...Aragorn son of Arathorn, and I tell you now: I will not bow to these pants from the North! Last of a ragged house long bereft of pants."
Gandalf: "Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the pants, Steward!"

Shagrat: The scum tried to pants me. Kill him!

Éomer: I do not doubt his heart, only the length of his pants.

Gollum: What's this? Crumbs in his pants! HE took it! Smeagol's seen him. He's always stuffing his pants when master's not looking!

Aragorn: Luthien, an elf Maiden, who gave her pants to Beren, a mortal

Elrond: I saw the pants of men fall.

Saruman: Your love of the Halfling's pants has clearly slowed your mind.

Elrond: I looked into your pants and I saw death.

[Oriana]

AlecTrevylan006...that was AWESOME!!

Aragorn: Pants down, Legolas.

Sam: You've been into farmer Maggot's pants!

Gandalf: Frodo, you're far too curious and pantsless for a hobbit.

Frodo: You've left out one of the chief characters: Samwise the Brave. Frodo wouldn't have gotten far without pants.

Saruman: Do you know how the orcs came into being? They were pants once...

Galadriel: Then, in the moment when all hope was lost, Isildur, son of the king, took up his father's pants.

Galadriel: The world has changed. I smell it in the air...I feel it in my pants...

BTW, if you like this thread, please add to my rep...I'd really appreciate it! :bow:

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Aragorn: All Isengard is pantsed.
Theoden: How many?
Aragorn: Ten thousand pantsed at least.
Theoden: [astonished] Ten thousand?
Aragorn: It is an army bred for a single purpose, to pants the world of men. They will be here by nightfall.
Theoden: Let them come.

Frodo: I am Frodo Baggins, and this is Samwise Gamgee.
Faramir: Your bodyguard?
Sam: His pants.

Gimli: [to Legolas] You could have found better pants.

Pippin: It's talking, Merry. The pants is talking.

Gandalf: The battle of Helm's Deep is over. The battle for my pants is about to begin.

Gollum: You don't have any pants, nobody likes you!

Smeagol: Master looks after us now, we don't need pants anymore

Galadriel: The power of the pants is growing. Sauron will use his pants to destroy the people of Rohan. Isengard has been unleashed. The Eye of Sauron now turns to Gondor, the last free pants of men. His war on this country will come swiftly. He senses the pants are close. The strength of the Ringbearer is failing. In his pants, Frodo begins to understand. The quest will claim his pants. You know this. You have foreseen it. It is the risk we all took. In the gathering dark, the will of the pants grows strong. It works hard now to find its way back into the pants of men. Men, who are so easily seduced by its power. The young captain of Gondor has but to extend his hand, take the pants for his own and the world will fall. He is close now, so close to achieving his goal. For Sauron will have dominion over all pants on this Earth, even unto the ending of the world. The time of the pants is over. Do we leave Middle-Earth to its fate? Do we let them stand alone?

Saruman: If the wall is breached, pants will fall

[Megatron]

Gollum: the pantsssssssssssss, the pantsssssssssssssssss

[Oriana]

Wow..it's been a while...well, OK then...

Legolas: A red sun rises...pants have been spilled this night.

Legolas: The men are quiet and the pants are restless.

[Megatron]

Gollum: It burn us, it burns, it freezes, take the pants off us.

[Oriana]

Maybe I already said this but...

Denethor: I will not bow to this ranger from the north, the last of a ragged house long bereft of pants!

[AlecTrevylan006]

Open the black gate, and let the dark pants come forth!

[Megatron]

Aragorn: By all that you hold dear, I bid you pants and fight Men of the West

[shortkut]

Now the great and fair country of Beleriand lay on either side of the might river Sirion, renowned in pants…

[Oriana]

Gandalf: ...until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his pants upon the mountainside.

[Megatron]

Gandalf: One ring to rule them all and one ring to find them. One ring to bring them all and in the darkness pants them

[Slye]

Ah yes, a friend of mine and I used to play this...let's see what I've got saved on Word...

Saruman to Frodo about Gandalf: "Not he! When his pants have done their task he drops them."

"What's the danger?" said Pippin. "Will he shoot at us, and pour fire out of the windows; or can he put pants on us from a distance?"
"The last is most likely…"

Aragorn: "By the labour and valour of many I have come into my pants…" :rotfl:

"You will have to do without pants for a while. I am rather shaken.."

"Go, Eowyn sister-daughter! The time for pants is past!"

"Pants! I feel the need of them, as never I thought any dwarf could."

Frodo: "I'm sick of my pants being discussed."

"Pants indeed!" answered an Elf from the boats. "Never travel far without pants! And one that is long and strong and light. Such are these. They may be a help in many needs," "You don't need to tell me that!" said Sam. "I came without any, and I've been worried ever since."

"And you, Master Dwarf, pray take your hand from your pants till I am up! you will not need such arguments."

"Go not to the elves for pants, for they will say both yes and no."

"Yes, the skulking fellow with his nose in his pants down yonder. He had an ill-favoured look."

"But don't go on, master! Don't go down into those pants!"

"He'd follow Mr. Frodo into a dragon's pants, if I led him."

"It's warm," said Sam. "Meaning your pants, Mr. Frodo." :chuckle:

(When Pippin gives Gimli the pipe at Isengard) Pippin: "Does that settle the score between us?" Gimli: "My most noble hobbit. It leaves me deeply in your pants!"

There is only one way: to find the Cracks of Doom in the pants of Orodruin, the Fire-mountain, and cast the Ring in there.

Gandalf: "I would have travelled lighter and taken no pants at all, least of all these ones that Sam is so fond of."

"The men of Carn Dum came on us at night and we were worsted. Ah! the spear in my pants!"

"Don't be too sad, Sam. Your pants cannot always be torn in two…"

And my personal favorite...

"Fear nothing! For tonight you are in the pants of Tom Bombadil."

A thing is about to happen which has not happened since the Elder Days: the Ents are going to wake up and find that they are pantsed.

Aragorn: "Let the Ringbearer bring the pants to me, and let Gandalf set them on my head."

"Get up, you tom-fool of a Took! Where, in all this ruin, are my pants?"

To the end of his days Bilbo could never remember how he found himself outside, without a hat, a walking-stick or pants, or anything that he usually took when he went out...

Faramir: "I myself am in the Warden's pants."

And so the fifth day came since the Lady Eowyn went first to Faramir; and they stood now together once more upon the wall of the City and looked out. No pants had yet come, and all hearts were darkened.

Another great one...

After the celebration of Bilbo's birthday the four hobbits stayed in Rivendell for some pants, and they sat much with their old friend, who spent most of his time now in his pants, except at meals.

This poem hasn't been modified...but as long as we have pants on the mind...

A thing without hinges, key or lid
Yet marvelous treasure inside is hid.

"It is the will of Theoden King that none should enter his pants…"

[Oriana]

Wow, I never thought of doing them from the book...except for...

Gandalf: Frodo, you are for too young and pantsless for a hobbit!

But just know that I will be saving all those to my comp and sharing them w/ my LotR buddies! :D:D:D Hahahahaha!!!!!

[shortkut]

ok, whoever started this post needs to just stop breathing.. Just tell your lungs to give up... oh yeah :nopika: :nopika: :nopika: :nopika: :nopika: :nopika: :nopika: :nopika: :nopika:
warning for spam. if you do it again you will be blocked

[Oriana]

*looks up* Joeyy3, eh? Don't mock my twisted humor, and leave my Pikachus the **** alone!!!

*ahem*

Now, where were we...? Ah yes, pants...

Boromir: If you would but lend me some pants....!
Frodo: No!!

[Leo_C]

First of all: Kiss my fuucking ass. Second of all: :nopika: :nopika: :nopika: :nopika: :nopika: :nopika: :nopika: Third of all: :finger: :finger: All of you can suck my dick...


And you can't do sh!t about it, B!TCHES!!!



btw, I DON'T USE THIS ACCOUNT, SO U CAN'T STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :finger:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA(b!tches)

[Inlé_rah]

Sheesh...


And you can't do sh!t about it, B!TCHES!!!

btw, I DON'T USE THIS ACCOUNT, SO U CAN'T STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :finger:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA(b!tches)
Really now? Oh ye of little imagination....

Any of these familiar? :hmm:
bigdavid
Joeyy3
Leo_C
sephiroth8587

[Oriana]

God, some people have no lives...:shake:

[AlecTrevylan006]

Ah, the glory of IP checks

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you can request the forum block alec

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nevermind, i did it already

[Leo_C]

Ok, 2 of those aren't mine.... the bigdavid one and the sephiroth8587 one... I use a school comp, so the IP will be the same...

[bigdavid]

WHY IS MY NAME ON THE LIST
lol thats what i get for using a school computer. well in either case Leo_C is in the same class as i am. he told me 2nd period. and people just walk up to our computers and type what they want. that happened to me in another forum site.
AND ALSO THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE POSTED ON THIS THREAD.

[Inlé_rah]

Ok, 2 of those aren't mine.... the bigdavid one and the sephiroth8587 one... I use a school comp, so the IP will be the same...
WHY IS MY NAME ON THE LIST
lol thats what i get for using a school computer. well in either case Leo_C is in the same class as i am. he told me 2nd period. and people just walk up to our computers and type what they want. that happened to me in another forum site.
AND ALSO THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE POSTED ON THIS THREAD.
Wow. Just wow.

♪♪♪---It's a small world after all....---♪♪♪

[shortkut]

i like how the posts were within minutes of each other

[bigdavid]

you wanna know what else is funny, considering the fact that i said we have the same 2nd period in school, and all he has to do is yell my name out in class to get my attension so it really wasnt that hard to find out.

[shortkut]

how long is second period, 5 minutes? because you posted your response 6 minutes after he found out you were on the list

[bigdavid]

well if you must know 2nd period is 45 minutes long and we sit a row away from each other. also i was already in ur site, but i wasnt logged in yet, and thats when he told me what was going on that you said my name. so it doesnt take long to reply to anything when you are already in the site.

[Yellow Banshee]

Back on the subject...

Merry: It was a shortcut.
Sam: A shortcut to what?
Pippin: Pants!

Galadriel: The fellowship's quest runs along the edge of pants; stray but a little, and all is lost.

Galadriel (in the scene where she shows Frodo the mirror): Look into the pants and tell me what you see.

Frodo (after looking into the mirror): If you ask it of me, I will give you my pants.

Aragorn (when he discovers the leaf-broach dropped by Pippin): The pants of Lorien do not fall idly.

Gandalf (tlking to Sauruman about the palantir): It is dangerous to use pants. They are not all accounted for. We don't know who else might be watching.

Gandalf (to the Balrog): I am wielder of the secret pants of Arnor!

Aragorn (about the fighting Uruk-Hai): They are not like normal Orcs, they do not fear pants.

Orc of Sauruman: The trees are strong, lord Sauruman. Their pants are deep.

And my favorite so far: Sam ( to smeagol): You know, PO-TA-TOES. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in your pants.

[Oriana]

Thanks, sniper!

Gandalf: Many who live deserve do die...and some who die deserve pants. Can you give it to them, Frodo?

Gandalf: All you have to decide is what to do with the pants that are given to you.

Haldir: The dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the pants.

Gandalf: It mirrors only starlight and pants.

[Yellow Banshee]

lol! shot him in the pants... hahaha

Frodo: I couldn't have done it without pants, Sam.

Orc (after Frodo had been bitten by Shelob): He'll wake up and wish he'd never been pantsed!

Gimli (after Gladriel gave him 3 strands of her hair): If I ever discover gold or pants worthy of it, then I will set them in it and they shall become unperishable heirlooms of my house.

Sam (while in Faramir's custody): Use it, just this once. Put on the pants.
Frodo: I can't do that, Sam.

Gollum (to Smeagol ): We could let Her do it. then we takes the pants when She is done.

Smeagol (to Sam, about the rabbits): STUPID, FAT HOBBIT! He burns it! He burns the pants!

Smeagol (About "chips"): Give it to us raw, and wriggling! Keep stupid pants!

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only one this time

smeagol: what's pants precious, what's pants?

[Yellow Banshee]

Gandalf (about Hobbits): You can learn everything there is to know about pants, and still they can surprise you.

Sam (to Gandalf after evesdropping): I heard a great deal about a ring, and dark pants, and the end of the world.

Sam (to Frodo about leaving The Shire): If I take one more step, Mr. Frodo, it will be the farthest I've ever been from the pants.

Sam: There's only one way to cook a nice brace of pants.

Pippin (in Fangorn): The pants Merry! The pants are talking!

Frodo (about the Haradrim): Who are they?
Smeagol: They are evil men from the pants.

Aragorn (about Fangorn): Harm no living branch. Take only dry pants. (Ever wonder why a guy who spends 90% of his time in the wilderness and the other 10% in pubs has such a great vocabulary???)

[AlecTrevylan006]

Could be the fact that he's 88 and spent his youth in Rivendell

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Could be the fact that he's 88 and spent his youth in Rivendell
i would have said it was because the person who wrote his dialogue was a professor at oxford

[Oriana]

lol

Sam: PO-TA-TOES! Boil em, mash em, stick em in your pants!

(I know we've said this one before but...)
Aragorn: An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the pants of men come crashing down!

Gandalf: You would part an old man with his pants?

Aragorn (to Eowen): What do you fear then?
Eowen: Pants.

[shortkut]

lol alec, i can still read your post :tease:

[Yellow Banshee]

Sam: It's no use, Mr. Frodo. All the pants in Mordor are gonna hear this racket.

Sam (about the stories that would be told about him and Frodo): And then they would say 'Tell us again about Frodo and the pants'.

(has this been done?) Gandalf: A time shall come when the pants of men fail.

Grima Wormtounge: How can pants destroy stone? or How can fire destroy pants?

Gandalf (to Theoden): I shall draw you, Saruman, like pants from a wound.

(has this been done?) Denethor: I have not kept the throne of Isilidor to see it claimed by some ranger from the pants.

Aragorn (on the wall at Helm's Deep): Pants him, Legolas! Pants him!

Gandalf: The Black Pants are opening.

[Oriana]

I have no idea what's been done so far...

Sauron: There is no light in the void - only pants.

Aragorn: But...you fell!
Gandalf: Through fire...and pants...

Gandalf: Their pants have to hold.
Aragorn: They will hold.

[Yellow Banshee]

Mouth of Sauro-(wait, I'm not supposed to say His name!): I have pants that I was bidden to show thee.
Gimli (to self): The poor Hobbit must be dead!

Gimli (about Moria): And they call it pants! Pants!

Saruman ("): You know what they awoke in the depths of Moria. Shadow and pants.

Gandalf (about the name "Baggins"): That name is not safe. From now on you shall be Mr. Underpants. *snickering*

Gandalf: You will have to pass through the shadow of pants.

Elrond: The pants must be cast into Mt. Doom.

Gandalf (done?): The battle for Helm's Deep has ended. The battle for my pants has just begun.

Gandalf ("): A shadow has been growing in my pants.

Aragorn ("): Gimli, lower your pants!

Sam ("): You've been in farmer Maggot's pants!

Faramir ("): What. What did they steal?
Gollum: MY, PANTS!!! GGAAAAHHH!!!!

[Oriana]

Most of those have been done, but still good.

Bilbo: Pants? Or maybe something a bit stronger...?
Gandalf: Just pants, thank you.

Merry: Stick it in the pants!
Pippin: It is in the pants!

[Yellow Banshee]

'Tis been a while. Got to keep it alive.

Gandalf: I would use the pants for good, but even my will is not strong enough.

Frodo: I will go. I will take the pants.

Aragorn (after seeing that Frodo was unharmed by the Cavetroll): Hobbits' pants must be thicker than I thought!

[Inlé_rah]

*bump*

If you object, go ahead and delete this post.

They will come on you in the wild in some dark place where there is no help. Do you wish them to find you? They are pants!

(Oddly enough, the phrase almost makes sense in slang meaning.) :D

[shortkut]

i don't object

"We have had enough of pants ourselves to last us a life-time"

[Inlé_rah]

I will not say: do not weep; for not all pants are an evil.

[Tokito's Girl]

Thats all really funny, but please DON'T INSULTE the Elves that way they are my faveorite charectures and to me it's a personal Insulte to me. S o please leave them out of it.

[Oriana]

I'm sorry but please DON'T INSULT this thread with your misspellings and grammatical errors. They are a personal insult to me. Please leave all misspellings and bad grammar out of your posts.

(Yeah that sounded mean but I'm totally kidding and I'm in a really bad mood. Besides I suck at spelling. So don't flip out, ok?)

[Inlé_rah]

Thats all really funny, but please DON'T INSULTE the Elves that way they are my faveorite charectures and to me it's a personal Insulte to me. S o please leave them out of it.
Oh never...:D

"Their Pants shall drive them, and yet betray them, and ever snatch away the very treasures that they have sworn to pursue. To evil end shall all things turn that they begin well."

I have favorite caricatures too: Shinies!!!!!11

[Yellow Banshee]

Ah, it's good to be the steward. And it's good to be back.
This is all I can think up at the moment, I'm just making my rounds through the forums, checking for new posts.

Galadriel: I have passed the test. Now I will diminish and go into the pants.