Things you'd never hear them say...

[Inlé_rah]

I hope you get the idea.


Hermione-
There's a test today?

Snape-
5 points to Gryffindor.

Dumbledore-
Avada Kedavra!

[Pakkun]

Harry: I'd rather be dead...

[TheDukeOfBoston]

Harry- I don't want to go save the world today, someone else can do it.

Mrs. Weasley- Eh, you rats can make your own supper, I don't give a ****. "Drinks Whiskey*

[Tokito's Girl]

Harry:I think I'll just have Voldemort kill me,so I can stop saving the world.
Mr.Weasley:I see molly has been has tipping the bird again,oh boy!

[bobaloochi]

harry:yeah,voldemort is here,he can finish you

ron:i got an A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hermione:yes,a D

[Tokito's Girl]

Snape:Hey harry?I gave you an "A" on your potions final.
Harry:You did!That's great professor,thanks.
snape:No problem!Oh and guess what Malfoy got?
Hermione:what?
Snape:He got an "F" for a change!
Both:that's great news,professor.
Snape:Oh,Harry and Hermione?one more thing,remember those detentions that I gave you?
Harry and Hermione:yea!What about em'?
snape:I gave them to Malfoy,Crabbe and Goyle for a change,so you dont have to do them.Oh and Harry I am really sorry about your parents being murdered by Lord Voldemort!
Harry:thanks professor.

[Tonalord]

Hermionie: Oh no I got an A, my life is over,(sob sob)

[Tokito's Girl]

Ron:What!I'm not Headboy!Thats totally not fair.

[Calligraphic]

Harry:Lucias!!!I hope your day was ok?
Lucias Malfoy:Well it was ok, Cause I mean Voldemort gave me a raise in pay...
Harry:He did?Wow mabe I should get A job with him...?

[Tokito's Girl]

Lucius:I could give you a recommendation if you want,all three of you guys
Ron,Hermione,Harry:That would be great,Mr.Malfoy.Thanks so much!
Lucius:No problem at all.
Dumbledore:First things first,Harry.You have to convince him not to kill you first and then we could see if we all could work for him!
Harry:You're sir.I forgot about that!

[witchbaby626]

Dumbledore: Harry, when you turn 17, the magic I put on this house will lift, and you will never be able to come back here again.
Harry: Really? Ahhh- I was hoping to come back and stay for a couple years...

[AlecTrevylan006]

McGonagall: DO ME
Dumbledore's corpse: >_>

[Northern Lights]

McGonagall: DO ME
Dumbledore's corpse: >_>

Hot, steamy, necrophile action.

We should have a videogames sub forum so we can have all the real threads in one place.

[Admiralla]

Voldy: You know what, Harry? I'm tired of trying to kill you and dominate the wizarding world... I give up... you win...

[Calligraphic]

Lucius:I could give you a recommendation if you want,all three of you guys
Ron,Hermione,Harry:That would be great,Mr.Malfoy.Thanks so much!
Lucius:No problem at all.
Dumbledore:First things first,Harry.You have to convince him not to kill you first and then we could see if we all could work for him!
Harry:You're sir.I forgot about that!
Voldemort:Harry it's great to see you again!I hope your well?
Harry:I can say the same!And umm,I was wondering if I could ask you a little question?
Voldemort:Ask away Harry were like brothers 'ya know?
Harry:Lucias told us you pay well and well we wanted to know if we could,well er, perhap's mabe take up a desk job with you, or manage the Iferi?
Voldemort:Of course Harry!!
Harry:*Begins to leave and waves*And Voldy?Were clear on the whole 'I want to kill you thing' right?
Voldemort:Of course Harry!I always thought we had that little snag between us and I'm glad thats all cleared up now.
Harry:'k Voldy gotta go!
Voldemort:Bye-bye!

[Tokito's Girl]

Lucius:Did he give you three jobs?
Harry,Ron,Hermione:Yes
Darco:Thats great!
Harry:I was wondering,Mr.Malfoy,If You could help Ron's parents out money wise?Until he starts his new job,of course.
Lucius:Of course harry.I owe you and Dumbledore for saving my neck with the Dementors.
Harry:Thats great!Thanks.Just make sure you dont tell them who is putting money in their vault.
Lucius:Ok harry,I'll do that then.Bye guys!
Harry:Bye.

[Northern Lights]

whhoops I'm sooooooooo sorrry, my comp did something wierd and it just all of a suden posted what I typed...

Did you press a button that said "Submit Reply"?

Did you want it to post something which you didn't type?

Finish the comment please.

[Calligraphic]

No and no, its just been kinda glitchfied lately..And to finish the comment
Dumbledore to Lucias:I think its just great that good old voldy is giving us all jobs!
Lucias:I know *giggle* my wittle malfie walfie kins just loves his little play dates with the kids, and now that there working together the can be bestest pals!
Dumbledore:Does'nt it just put a tear in your eye and a burp in your belly?
Lucias:*breaks down and cries*My w-wittle Malfoy all g-grown up.
Dumbledore:*bends down over Lucias patting him on his back*It will be ok, just think he'll be a famous Death Eater someday!
Lucias:*hiccup* Y-you really t-think so?
Dumbledore:No, but you looked like you needed some moral support.
Harry,Ron and Hermione:*Listen to whole conversation through door*Now thats just scarey....

[Tokito's Girl]

Harry:I find it funny actually
Hermione and Ron: How?
Harry:Think about it!Just imaginr Lucius calling Malfoy "Malfie Walfie" at home or in public!!
All three burst out in silent giggles.
Harry:Hey Hermione?Did you find a dress to wear to Ginny and Malfoy's wedding and a what about a wedding dress for our wedding that is coming up soon as well?
Hermione:I did actually and I found the perfect dress for our wedding dont worry!
Harry:ok! I wont worry!

[Calligraphic]

Ron:WHAT!?Hermione's marrying you!?
Harry:Yeah what about it?
Ron:But she marrying me on Tuesday!?
Harry:Congrats, I'm happy for you!
Ron:But your marrying her too!!
Harry:And your point is....?
Ron:*slaps self*Is anyone here disturbed by this?
Lucias:*Steps out of room*I am*raises hand*
Hermione:Avada Kervada!!!No one asked you.

[Tokito's Girl]

Harry:Hermione,you just hit Ron with that curse.
Hermione:Sorry!I was aiming for Mr.Malfoy.
Harry:Yea well,um,you missed big time.Now you are free to be only a one wizard woman.
Hermione:Thats all great and good for us.But how are we going to explain this to the weasleys?
Harry:Wait!I have an idea!
( Voldemort passes by)
Harry:Hey Voldy!
Voldy:Yes Harry?
Harry: We were wondering if you could help us tell Ron's family that he's is dead by saying that you were having a duel with one of the death eaters that mad very upset and say that Ron got in the way of the killing curse.
Voldy:Sure thing harry!Let me guess:she ( indicates hermione) tried to kill Lucius and it didnt work to well.Btw,harry,Ron was lying a few minutes ago.
Harry and Hermoine:WHAT!!
Voldy:Yes!He is actually married to pansy parkinson and it was she who told him to lie about being married to Heemione.You can kill her (literally) if you want to.I wont mind too much,she and her family are going to turn us all in and I cant have that.So....if you get rid of her then you wont two wont have to take the blame for Ron's death and wind up in Azkaban.Which is where I dont need my two star death eaters.
Harry:Want to do it together,Hermione?
Hermione:I was thinking that maybe I could do it by myself?
Harry:Sure!Go ahead.You deserve it after all the crap she has given through out high school.
Harry:Um Hermione?
Hermione:Yes?
Harry:Just make sure you come back to me.I cant lose you!
Hermoine:Dont worry,I will!I'll make sure she cant do me in first.

[Agent_41]

harry potter is a wizard!!:witch:

[Video Games7]

Harry: Voldemort has always been a second father to me. (Yeah Harry, Trying to kill you and all!)
Hermoine: (points wand at Harry) AVADA KEDAVRA!
Ron: (starts at Hermeoine) What the bloody h*ll was that for?
Hermeoine: No reason, just felt like doing that.
Ron: Did it have any reason with Harry liking Voldemort?
Hermeoine: Nope, Voldemort is my best friend!
Ron: I see.....will you marry me then?
Hermeoine: If you pay for all the bills.
Ron: I know what a bill is!

[Calligraphic]

Pansy Parkin's:*points wand at Hermione*Avada Kervada.

[Tokito's Girl]

She missed and wound up hitting Snape instead!

Hermione: Avada Kedavra! Ha! Gotcha Pansy Parkinson.Now you cant badger me and Harry anymore!!

A dying Pansy Parkinson is says farewell to the world.Departs to the spirit world never to bother anybody ever again!

[Forgotten]

Dobby: Avada Kedavra! (Pointed at Harry)

Mr. Diggory: HEY! You aren't allowed to have a wand!

Dobby: Avada Kedavra! (Pointed at Mr. Diggory)

(Dobby goes on wild killing spree throughout the Wizarding community)

[Calligraphic]

Dobby scares me now.....

[Tokito's Girl]

Draco:Catch that house-elf!He murdered my best friend!
Mrs.Diggory:(points wand at Dobby) Avada Kedavra

[Calligraphic]

Hermione: Draco you could hurt yourself!!No!!!
Draco: Hermione its just a litt...(is killed by Dobby and can't finish his sentence)
Hermione: Draco!!!*Bends down and weeps on Draco*My poor ,sweet, Draco!

[Tokito's Girl]

Hermione: Draco you could hurt yourself!!No!!!
Draco: Hermione its just a litt...(is killed by Dobby and can't finish his sentence)
Hermione: Draco!!!*Bends down and weeps on Draco*My poor ,sweet, Draco!


Harry to Ron:Okay,now that was scary!
Ron:I hear you on that one mate.

[Video Games7]

these are all fantastic! keep it up if not already