Shinra

[Moebius]

SHINRA join now!!!!!!!

Life-long President
Moebius

Upper Management
Ant
Millennium Kain
Strider

Generals
Lacarus
Tekno
Xi Strife iX

Commandos
Adriel
Nairb
Arca
Diabolique - SHINRA'S SEXIEST MEMBER
Kahavi

Guard Officers
Icarus
Gloom-is-good
Peewee88
Ridge
Will Turner
Slyner
MetalGear18

Security Forces
Moridin

Soldiers

[Wanderers]
Author X
Coldfyre
Lucifer Pyrifax

/Janitor\
Co-Killa )(Deputy)(

RP

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[AmphidorasRayne]

? so it's the bored club?

[Lacarus]

*Looks at post count*

Oh, you're new. I thought you were ironic. Maybe one of the other guys should tell you what we're doing. Could take a while.

[Nairb]

Basically, what goes on in...what were we talking about?

[Lacarus]

Does anybody even remember what this clan was about when it started out?

[Coleman]

:^: (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=568351) Split.

[Ridge]

hehehe i have no idea i doubt there has evevn been a conversatio over Final Fantasy 7 in several years

[Lacarus]

I don't think I remember anyone talking about FFVII in here. I joined pretty early, but I hadn't played FFVII at that time. Other FF's, yeah but not the seventh instalment. But we where pretty big once. We almost bested Diablos. But that's way back. I remember Moe invited me.

[Ridge]

ya i ju kinda joined up when i was like 12... i lied about my age then hahaha
oh well (do the math i'm only 18)
but ya never once talked about FF7 when i was here and we did almost show the diablos up... but then ignitegamig stole a bunch from gamewinners n everything here just stopped

[Lacarus]

Was that what happened? I never new why it got so dead in here all of a sudden.

[Ridge]

Meo Kornnot Richard Auronthemoron and myself left Gamewinners for ignite gaming...then after about a year ignite gaming shut down cuz they had no posts

[Lacarus]

Hybris/nemesis.

[AmphidorasRayne]

thats weird so this club is about FF7? i thought it was in reference to the show "Shinra"

[Nairb]

Oh. I didn't even know it was a real word. Real, that is, in that other people have used it before...The farthest back I can remember is the ongoing war with the Diablos and the Chair Wars within Shinra, itself. Speaking of which

*Thwacks Lacarus with a plastic folding chair*

[Ridge]

hahahaha the chair wars rocked and i participated it three of the wars with the diablos

*picks up kiddie chair and hits Nairb in the head...the kid flies out*

oh sry Lacarus

[Lacarus]

The chairs wars almost caused the mods to close the clan. But that was back when GW was a bustling place.

*Looks for his rocking chair*

Just you wait.

[Ridge]

didn't we actually have a party that was based on tearin the hell outta the place
hahaha i still rememeber my 100 posts party...not really

*punches Jukebox and starts playin country so loud other threads can hear it*

Shut up Diablos

[Lacarus]

I think it developed to more than just a party. And we had explosives and stuff.

*Goes to the store room and looks for stashed-away bazookas*

[Nairb]

I also remember a very Matrix-esque RP that we had for a while in a big unfinished skyscraper.

also
*dethrones ridge with an ornate wooden throne to the abdomen*

[Ridge]

i'll just have another party here for my 500 post that i havn't reached hahaha



#$$@#$$ ouch that hurt
*grunts...hits the jukebox agian changing it to rock*

sorry

[Lacarus]

No worries, that's better. I remember the skyscraber thingy. That's why we included the janitor rank.

*Jolts Nairb with a stungun*

[Ridge]

skyscraper? don't rememeber that one... oh well i'm sure it was fun


*laughs at Nairb twitching on the floor*

when is Moe comin back?

*looks at thrown ans sniffles*

[Nairb]

Moe hasn't been around for years, mate. *twitch* sorry *twitch*

*gets up and limps over to the fire alarm and breaks the glass*

Lacarus, it's a shame you're still holding your stun gun.

[Ridge]

damn shame to i wanted to see if he knew where AurontheMoron is who knows where Richard is

*looks at Nairb with a thumbs up*

way to go just zap the hell out of us all why don'tcha

[Lacarus]

Moe had an alter ego by the name of Tekno in a couple of years. But haven't seen him araound lately, no.

Moe hasn't been around for years, mate. *twitch* sorry *twitch*

*gets up and limps over to the fire alarm and breaks the glass*

Lacarus, it's a shame you're still holding your stun gun.
Nah, I can just not trigger it.

*Tries not to press the trigger*

It's harder than you'll think.

[Ridge]

he was Tekno? serously he never told me n i rememebr talkin to him to



*wraps rubber band around trigger and drops it down Lacarus' pants*

hehehe

[Lacarus]

Yeah, ant' used to call him Tekmoe. But it was kinda secret.

*the stun gun drops to the floor*

Ha, I'm not wearing any pants.

*slashes Nairb with skirt*

[Nairb]

Ow! That was...ruffly. You should be more careful, young lady. *whips lacarus with ruler*

[Lacarus]

I'm a guy.

*Hits Nairb with a copy of Monty Python's The Meaning of Life*

And don't you ever forget that.

[Nairb]

Sorry...I guess it would be a little uncouth for me to call a guy who wears a skirt female. Do you prefer crossdresser? =P

Besides, NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[Lacarus]

I finally figured out how to let my gender show under my location. Apparently I had to ask a mod about it, but hopefully people won't make that mistake again. It has happened too many times.

What do you guys think about a revival for this clan? Find something to do besides the madness thing we've been doing (the mods don't like it) and invite new members.

[Ridge]

I'd do it but what we gonna do about Moe i don't think he's comin back so we'd need a new leader

[Lacarus]

We could have a coop leadership while getting some members before deciding who should carry om the heavy weight. Although I was once second-in-command, I don't imagine me as the leader anytime soon.

[ant]

hello party people.

hows everyone doing?

*readies plastic chair for whompin'

[Lacarus]

Well, we're considering giving this club some "pills" to get it up and running again. Did you take yours this morning?

[Ridge]

ya we could restart cuz with moe gone then we can't get any new members


*flips empty pill bottle*

he took the whole dam thing

[AmphidorasRayne]

hey im back...i donno why

[ant]

Well, we're considering giving this club some "pills" to get it up and running again. Did you take yours this morning?


i sure did

*looks at bottle

X-LAX



"........."



crap

[Lacarus]

hey im back...i donno why
Yay, first new member.

*Goes to pharmacy to get new pills for new member*

Here ya go.

[AmphidorasRayne]

*takes them*
oh goody happy pills!! yea!!!!!
* runs around spreading drug induced joy*

[Ridge]

i like how Tekno is also a high memeber of Shinra

maybe you'll stay a while Rayne


those are very addicting newbie

*dies from overdoes...but comes back anyway*

... St. Peter says hi

[ant]

so my lady and I purchased a wii, they are great fun. recommend me some games!

we have wii fit, sports, red steel, mario kart and errr thats it :)

[AmphidorasRayne]

Great for you guys! ive played the Wii you should try the zelda game for it

[Lacarus]

I would've said Zelda

*hits Rayne with mallet from Smash Bros.*

[Ridge]

ive played wii sports n can say that it was set up kinda good

*stabs Lacarus*

Rayne gets special treatment

*Pushes her off the random cliff in the back of the room*

[Arca]

hello party people.

hows everyone doing?

*readies plastic chair for whompin'

Ant! *reaches for chair out of reflex*

Good lord. I leave for, like, 5 years and this place is still kicking.

*still* debating whether or not to get Wii.

[Lacarus]

You bet it is.

*Kicks Arca*

[Arca]

Hey, I see what you did there...

[AmphidorasRayne]

* throws a random chair at somebody*
why are we doing that?

[Arca]

* throws a random chair at somebody*
why are we doing that?

It's an old tradition.

*throws a fainting couch at AmphidorasRayne*

[AmphidorasRayne]

* ducks*
*takes out another chair and throws it at Arca*

[Lacarus]

Yeah you're getting the hang of it.

*Goes to Ikea to stock up on ammo*

[Kanis]

you guys and your furniture
hehehe

[Arca]

Yeah you're getting the hang of it.

*Goes to Ikea to stock up on ammo*

You could save time by just assembling the chair around someone's head.

*hurls a massage chair at Lacarus*

[Lacarus]

I was looking for heavier weaponry.

*Drops closet on Arca*

Dammit, Nairb was still in there.

[Arca]

I was looking for heavier weaponry.

*Drops closet on Arca*

Dammit, Nairb was still in there.

Guffaw!

*lobs a stone bench at Lacarus*

[AmphidorasRayne]

*grabs a box frame and throws it at the two of you*

[Arca]

*grabs a box frame and throws it at the two of you*

*hits AmphidorasRayne in the the head with a patio chair*

Wait, wait, you've been a member here for a month? I thought the only people still around were veteran members. Good lord, this place died a horrible death years ago...

[AmphidorasRayne]

* roundhouse kicks with a 2x4*

yeah told else told me that......






*cough cough* you guys should rep me *cough cough*

[Lacarus]

Geesh, you've got almost as many rep points as me and I've been here for six years. You're certainly high maintenance.

*Makes a kite with brooms and blankets*

I kinda wanted to do that. Prolly too heavy.

[Arca]

Geesh, you've got almost as many rep points as me and I've been here for six years. You're certainly high maintenance.

*Makes a kite with brooms and blankets*

I kinda wanted to do that. Prolly too heavy.

It's better than the cow kite.

What would you use for string? Just grab a chain hope for gale force winds.

[Lacarus]

What would you use for string? Just grab a chain hope for gale force winds.
Your intrales.

[AmphidorasRayne]

lol chain whip kite tho?

[Arca]

Your intrales.

Entrails.

And how would you hold on to them? You'd have one slippery kite.

[Lacarus]

By making your entrails intrales. And skin an octopus.

[Arca]

Hey. I know several octopi that would take offense to that plan.

[Lacarus]

Yeah? Well, bring 'em and I'll skin 'em and we'll see how much they care.

[Arca]

Are you seriously suggesting I stuff octopi into my car and drive to Denmark? Or, even worse, try to get octopi through customs? I know you haven't forgotten about the octobomber.

[Lacarus]

I think I might have.

*Forgets*

You could spin them really fast and use them as helicopters.

[AmphidorasRayne]

and they can squirt ink too? woo who!

[Arca]

Inky helicopters that surely plan your doom.

[AmphidorasRayne]

or just make you slip and fall

[SSJ2 Vegeta]

So uhhh...am I still a member? My name's not on the list. =/ Better yet, any of the vets still members/active?

[Lacarus]

Am I a vet? I think I am. You're still a member. If you've kept your chair-throwing abilities in shape.

[Nairb]

Again...death.

*tumbleweed*

[Lacarus]

I think I can show my recently rather absent face just to make things interesting.

[SSJ2 Vegeta]

Maybe we should have one of the Mods split the clan under a different name and try to bring this place back to life?

[Lacarus]

I don't think that's the problem. It's because we don't have anything to do.

[Nairb]

That's not true! This place is alive and kickin' baby!

[Lacarus]

OMG, ur right.